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6 \5 }2 Z" F) ^2 l8 { I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!7 n' x( G! R9 F+ n% ]
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!9 |2 r$ h6 z5 b( j
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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* y7 ~) l. X! y" q p( }& L Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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/ s/ `+ |' P R. v+ K5 f; N; c7 o Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.! a# ?# D, y; }( B5 S, P2 a E/ D
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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, \) _8 _9 G2 m) {* r- d8 {& ] What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?( G4 j% R! U" Q; N$ a% S S" G
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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3 d" U0 `- X! ?4 v) M: A9 B What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."4 k3 @1 `% U# n9 G( h, q4 N: ?0 F
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?4 F, R5 r0 o3 |# Y/ {# c
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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