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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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* D& Z. E: m/ t% i- n6 k* L A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!$ O6 F6 I# ~; K0 Y+ T1 @+ t" S
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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4 P* ^& E4 B% l# n' W So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." & ]- ]& p2 ?& u }7 R9 K, U l
' j; y8 M" ^2 K7 z7 V" V* o Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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" B/ x7 Q8 j) I6 G Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."/ b4 e2 e! ~% k8 F/ q0 P* p2 N
( O ^6 s1 F3 m; [% S o& U "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?/ E* @0 W" U9 V2 h( L* M
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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) m% o$ M6 c3 e( N; z/ ` What? Cemetery? What a place is that?& C8 _# ?2 D! o! t* B
! t5 N. O J+ g' | "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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* @2 W) N& \) c- ~7 {+ ^ On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."; w' d+ A4 N) r. c1 J8 I
2 E7 ~; Q& d z, O* f6 { "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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