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7 ?9 M1 G* F/ X9 i2 C7 x I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!/ O, C' }& T3 p( p; ^
6 F+ B2 y" K4 L! K, u/ b+ D I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!% X& Y. R9 ~9 B; q4 K. H+ t
. Z4 ], I7 N# ]: m A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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# [7 Z, U& Q- B Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"5 L; f7 H" L# z) y! u; `) e
7 b, T4 a$ V7 ?7 d6 m Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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# X: k& d1 d( { Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.7 F- K. H3 _) V( W2 u, p
8 G* j" P& N' B5 a! A "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."/ o8 v- g2 n H5 i1 ?
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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% E( V, o8 `/ l7 f7 [ o What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?1 e! p! L4 ^8 o1 y# q0 U& o
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"4 k9 u6 X8 p, F j- _* @
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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/ q1 g0 n7 s9 c" e1 L; E5 F* f "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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" R( q# K+ J. p7 s0 ` What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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8 p# R5 E3 `1 P' s Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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5 y& T; T6 p/ ~ "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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