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$ T7 y- x+ E$ B3 j* E( c1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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& a9 D( C0 k& c$ N  d: ]5 J$ G2. Always toast before doing a shot. " i, l: Z5 n/ z7 W) I" p+ X6 b4 q
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1 q& ?: f# O6 v  w3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.' m: I! Y/ A: d" `/ q

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.; C" ]6 W0 E6 y1 d7 e$ \

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( F# c* a% R9 g$ D( I- \8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. : x5 Z! b. r- F: ~/ _8 j# R) {
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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/ Y, Q# `, U# t: z& K1 ~12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.' Q1 I0 y) h$ m" _1 l8 \
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.# p$ ^. ]' ?) h+ ]0 w
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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/ Y7 b" ]( w; n5 ~% s9 D! [4 H19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.' V/ o2 p. }* O+ {0 T

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! r. K# T; E1 M23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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/ j4 b" E% h* H3 |8 G) V25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
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