酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


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2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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+ Y  k2 B$ \. G8 M1 G3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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' P# _6 z$ I8 P% B$ u% h8 R0 l4. Change your toast at least once a month.


" r7 ?' }% z  {) r# R5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


/ ]4 V% e) y, C3 y8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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1 ^* Q) w: v! M; O% v10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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% s% P+ Y( u9 g: P0 O12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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; ^1 C0 E' i  A9 K15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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  [' h/ ]6 Q0 S5 l1 _2 A16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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! S) u, a+ {+ m% q17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


+ n- g; L- j6 _; w$ Y19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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4 ]% I! E- {3 F' D: B1 G  L3 u+ H0 s20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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" ~1 v# b- ^" E, z* q# z23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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) T' F# o+ @, r; R  }24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.