酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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: \/ J, [  o$ v* e7 I  B6 b1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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- t. a8 L; `. l. E4 ^" s2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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$ I' Y5 `# L1 o  {& t2 h) b% p3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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$ h2 \7 v6 E+ q' A/ U1 D6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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& B, ~5 ^0 L& d8 L* l7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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5 v5 i, W) [3 P  }: d8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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" g: ?8 z$ K# S1 J4 s' @12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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. i, t( b2 h0 d: i2 Y3 W$ @13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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* u' I3 o4 B# u16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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2 U/ t" }4 z1 j17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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: b  W5 l2 l# `) J# v19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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( U2 J( a' k; ~7 f20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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" }/ h; z  B5 z- L. ]/ X21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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8 {* K5 C9 K3 K4 K8 m25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.