酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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$ @+ S  H4 c9 c: T2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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( e- N" o: D. w' \- Z' l3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


; P5 C1 O  P3 [7 @: Z5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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; {  H) C" K. Z9 k0 K7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9 X* h/ d7 N% F9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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* b/ t- E" b4 ]10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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6 |2 ?$ ~: M& g) ~: b7 X11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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3 N  F  K8 C! H: J, H15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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# L9 t6 c- X0 `* w7 z; B2 d0 \) X18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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% g1 A& g2 `- ]) _20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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4 w. l, e0 ?: {8 w21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


4 n) E8 W- u! D- K; Y) A22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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! T, s! x7 [+ X0 e+ `# @25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.