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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3 L+ |/ w: l$ e/ Q" k8 i, V
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.$ \) U5 [2 ~# X
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.% A" b7 Z2 c/ m' @- d( J
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.5 ]6 E( i7 B' g$ Q# {) j
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; }' a; C( J8 k( t% B+ Q7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.- p m$ w: `$ C i5 c
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: d9 V/ d# q/ }. r4 h$ p7 o2 o8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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! `# C6 x! N" ~$ G. x+ ?12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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! p/ z# |# e: h+ h13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.1 q3 ?) S7 _+ I- h; R
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8 j O/ B- b+ t5 V' `14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.# p( e2 d j) d7 }
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.7 N; x/ F. R' ]
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1 K8 ~, i9 E5 B5 k: B17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.5 e- G0 e) @8 M( k2 U7 u$ ~
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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/ f; Q: `! N* A, w) A' {/ _19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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0 Q+ Y2 p) v7 o) }+ J( C, \20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks. q. h( Q6 u' J+ V: P5 c
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4 n9 \! B* I/ H% z* q+ X21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.2 M' S4 p7 l$ U6 H) e
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.+ k9 U$ M+ n- n8 k8 p# b4 ]- P, J9 R
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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