酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1 v! V: c; t5 ?0 u; C- z1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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/ ^! N9 E: r6 i' n- }* n2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3 j/ ]- `' x) K/ U1 Y3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


, W' w4 N( N. z0 l% A) G6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


/ [% g4 K4 Q$ W! r8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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0 o, L' q- v% ]0 s12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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! K) B) R7 T. G. M) A: b4 c16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


; F3 d% k, i2 i17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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. f$ `9 ]1 }" c# L$ \, k24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.