酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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" d8 ?; y: a! f! t+ S1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

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: {  c# T# W6 s$ n3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


. G1 I1 z; t8 F6 b: Q6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


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2 i- }8 u" U+ M& F10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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& ~# `3 \5 }4 n3 `# B' N1 X2 ~* v11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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4 n$ w, j8 Z3 j$ u. Y13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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$ ^: s" ]$ G: i% }19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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% ]; }3 E+ f4 T0 N) r, T1 Z21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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# N& h+ ?2 ^7 K. F4 w7 I5 e1 k/ h23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.