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3 Q( k8 q0 X9 J1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.* H( K, Z' f: _3 z9 F2 a
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2. Always toast before doing a shot. % w' [3 m1 i1 f) A$ ]) i
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5 f& u! k+ T8 d( ]! Y4 y* F3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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) D6 E3 l* {: S7 }4 `% R4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.* G" B ^- g; ]7 E) ]$ b9 y$ m
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2 T1 r! b$ o* ~6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. * v$ A5 c a4 Y8 w+ }( g2 k0 k
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.% U/ i6 M2 K+ g- f3 n- d
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0 {% {' l! o- _1 j; M, T: f10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.; t, b u8 Z# a, {2 o0 n" K
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9 Q" q* \3 c! t3 E" ?8 B+ f; J11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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6 `* G+ D* m. S# o12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong." j/ E$ n5 z4 ^& y7 N* b0 U% U
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.; |% z1 K3 P: Z9 o' I3 F2 U! p
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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) f/ W% ]/ D, R; J# H7 I4 I8 L' j16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.: j& A- G5 r9 Z
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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5 T, N( ]! l+ ~$ H, W/ L18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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$ O5 i4 R5 {( [# @% x# P19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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' I W p5 V) J! G- w4 z+ t& i* g20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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% k9 U4 t4 ] W; E/ {22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.- y) a$ ~; t+ p9 d4 V" x
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.3 J, T$ V9 a0 G3 z9 x* u) O
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; g9 [. h+ s% m24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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2 n9 Q% L! R) a3 i& o/ D0 h25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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