请教英语

kazaa

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; x4 ]4 |9 K8 ?7 t) j% r( h我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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6 m8 V3 a7 Y+ B: ^  Z* L. n$ S那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。

Something like:

          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

0 j" D* ^7 Z! @, Y/ X          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

  I: k2 d! Y7 J5 Q$ Z6 ~, R          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”

  V5 ^) Z5 ?9 D' M% _9 F9 \“Would Jesus park like this?”

8 n2 r7 I7 M' ]+ E9 p“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
5 |1 a$ J# g$ X1 hAdding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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% }, S/ J6 n3 X; n- _5 U' Q“Chuck Norris d ...

我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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3 |' y- z. v) v  d9 x+ R“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
6 n7 ]4 S  C$ D4 L) i  z我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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4 y5 D9 R! [4 P: I6 [. @This one is for #3's:
: E  v- J) x" ?$ VGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
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- F# v3 ~/ M' LGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!