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>Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood
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>DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!( |0 g X# q c! T9 V" e
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>This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
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>1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
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>4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
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% h$ G8 v# o1 a0 G>5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
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; k/ K; u8 l. X) f/ A>The first digit of this was the number of times you really want to
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>YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)" c9 [) v( R! O2 [
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>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND r% u% |: `5 n8 t V
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