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All Numbers Are Equal
, V# s" S5 l n: Q5 n) r3 XTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then 9 l4 e; _- \8 @6 h/ w, p
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(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
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a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb( z, V* ~, Y) f( |% R
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
3 y1 z6 N, }' R# a(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2+ w [8 m& k/ u) o
a - t/2 = b - t/2( }: \7 N' E s k# a
a = b
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/ b2 I$ c6 O2 B, dSo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless. |
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