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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.7 g1 x9 n- q Q2 F( H4 `
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.& T8 ?2 J6 e/ ]& G2 t
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.6 T6 t K' _: j6 G% O+ Y
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.& r/ _2 P) L! [
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.# I/ Y( i9 @+ y5 s4 y! [! O
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
: s7 w3 B; N2 B& E7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
, Q3 L* F; V4 F6 ]9 C8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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