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Although occasionally you need to open the window blinds to let the sunlight kill the mold on your face.
SheJing 发表于 2012-4-16 08:23 1 v4 g5 X8 |3 a$ h$ Z) c5 v
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创) 4 ^2 t1 ] m5 d. L7 x& j6 l6 G8 l( O- d& X O' z
1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.( ~7 l( j4 E0 h3 o/ N4 _8 t
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.% n# E4 z. i$ }' u0 _4 S
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking. - z# `5 ~6 W- _0 u- Y4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better. 2 |, D# H: u# b) s9 p2 i% o5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”. 3 _ r/ j$ g5 G4 U: `: O5 K) t6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough., [1 U0 ~! q2 u/ ~
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.6 ?4 X x G. w7 e3 { R2 u
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 4 N- N$ e) \3 ?& R4 r1 C 7 g4 ]0 W/ n2 n; {$ G( O) C) w% qMore if I have time .. * |# j- ~+ `6 |$ z4 E$ w+ k
SheJing 发表于 2012-4-16 12:19 ! f, y8 G9 B( [4 W2 g7 kHere are some of things about being 宅. (原创)( f% t( ]% J) y
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.