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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!3 s6 e5 M& y/ p) K
请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写6 {; T6 E& }8 O5 I) ?
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.0 d7 S" I; h1 b
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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2 @3 l+ |4 V. U, g6 A1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it8 z. I8 ]! n Y" a
down.
, \5 L' d3 h x8 C" fWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about # y7 }7 b+ X }) H/ L" T ^+ |
you
5 H) x$ }6 e5 q6 D0 y9 @: `leaving it down.; i' w4 o5 i. {- f8 j6 h* P/ V
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？; ?; b8 I1 S0 J% B g S
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.* ]4 [4 O) @% H$ S2 x) [+ u1 ^
Let it be.
9 V9 J2 v* g. q' x/ a" h2 k' ]1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it: W7 v8 h3 y4 ^
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1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！/ J/ k0 n- \ q! Q" N) f9 s
5 r+ e4 \6 L; l1. Crying is blackmail.- U8 r% v; F* s8 X5 f- Q4 `3 |
1，哭泣是敲诈0 f* n* h. b/ x3 {% @0 d! e! [2 J
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1. Ask for what you want.
3 N, N2 U* J' V6 H; P& n9 X2 pLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
/ L$ ?% x) }( l( D3 z% eStrong hints do not work!
" f% \" w; C4 Y$ @Obvious hints do not work!
' R5 a4 t. O( c. H6 R. @; lJust say it!- U" m o9 ]1 U: L$ b2 Y
1，你想要什么就说, `& `+ M( p8 @$ g* m! ?- E5 H$ |
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！) Z. { g9 Y) T; W3 F
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every 4 @: W3 a C7 e7 f, H5 K; `
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's7 V& J" h3 i0 G3 R+ y
what we do.
4 Y# Z0 M) j" z4 ASympathy is what your girlfriends are for.. D- h( w# K% Z& v
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。 P$ z* ^" I4 g1 R# f. T
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
5 K/ Q) J, \. ]& [9 r" w/ L1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去& C' k, F H% y; H% Y
* F3 Z; D% L$ A) }; y* O) u8 k1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.6 D, K7 U2 [3 M. m- I
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.! W ~0 k& S( b, t2 Z8 t# @- v) N
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了% o" ?$ e/ n, f
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us" x% s% T' u+ L
to act like soap opera guys.5 ]( M; M1 b3 K9 ^
1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.0 G5 G; P0 B7 j2 m) h, l" J
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways. f. M* ]: j% b/ d+ Y' |. a
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.' [* E) t& u1 e2 q3 f, K' k. ~
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）# q0 v- Q- e7 R/ F
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it, x$ I, h* i; b1 v
done. Not both.3 q; Z6 q+ ~# g$ ^7 B# _
If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during K7 K% v: ^$ ~+ J$ c) C- q8 O
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U$ b; Z" m! V1 {) O# q1 ~* Y0 @1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.; \2 V# L) ]& ~* |1 `
; ^$ C1 @: F2 ^8 s1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.* E V0 g1 I% r1 D; l. C
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.4 i' j1 t# i5 k" ]0 g
We have no idea what mauve is.' b! e, K6 h1 ^
8 N- j/ f- H7 g& S4 q# M1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
' P% P" \: s3 g7 B% H1 mnothing's wrong.
1 @ i! i$ z" v: |* _+ z0 D/ `We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
X2 j9 M* I7 L6 e5 Kyou don't want to hear.0 [/ I5 @0 Q8 U1 ^/ @
9 F+ Y- W6 k- Z* R- U1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
& f+ Y% o4 G. \$ m* s. f; O' w) ~fine...Really.
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2 {, m9 J1 E/ T% F* J: w7 {' K1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
q7 t. E4 f- Qdiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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4 T9 J8 p% P- k2 t( J1. You have enough clothes.
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1. You have too many shoes. N$ ^4 Y* X6 X( \* [
0 u& {- Y( E- I% M2 U1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!8 }( W! D) P, O
1 H. n! j7 g7 Q" ]$ i! `$ R' Q- h F9 ] @1. Thank you for reading this.
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
$ e+ Z& o4 `( h4 q2 B/ o2 ~, kBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.# v8 Y1 ~, x% c; G1 l
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
' Y N; B/ g3 j. U/ M) mPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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