 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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What it really means:
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3 M$ c; s& i* xAdventurous = Slept with everyone
! w/ t6 X; [0 M+ O2 j |0 Z0 ^# [Athletic = No boobs
$ M: O* a8 {% u0 S5 V/ L( WAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
' x- ~& }8 E2 q2 ]Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
2 X% o, F8 |/ |4 I, X2 s, |( bContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
2 u7 x/ _2 p9 a5 y H2 oEmotionally Secure = On medication1 J6 ]9 d' K+ ?4 t0 w* B0 f
Feminist = Fat, hates men- J! f* l+ c7 i: D7 j% b4 l
Free Spirit = Junkie' g2 P# q/ g9 H: O" H- ^7 r
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
; W/ r# n1 r \% P: c$ fFun = Annoying
" C# W; }6 G& gNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places
9 F, Z, L2 W V9 z3 n- x' V5 S3 dOpen Minded = Desperate7 a6 i' f: o1 \ X! f, i4 F
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing0 ~4 o3 u( Z3 g/ |
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk/ j4 s" M( s7 v5 a8 o6 {. q; f
Professional = Bitch7 l. F( E2 c4 k9 f2 m
Voluptuous = Very Fat
0 A" |8 l$ N, n0 z) ELarge Frame = Hugely Fat, [+ J% e( Y8 R7 X6 j! h
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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