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What it really means:' P' f. B# U; y& \: d. D7 |* }
" R% c7 q) P3 Z! ]; w# r" {+ k40-ish = 49
' H- D6 i! ~) s( H: B" b% CAdventurous = Slept with everyone
# [, I9 T" T* n' @# jAthletic = No boobs
$ z! n1 {9 N$ I% M7 Q5 uAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
8 C& G7 }) z2 z: v, o3 ?0 DBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead1 P: b+ K% f, ^" \. @2 z
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills5 {' H5 a: f0 I2 d# K" }; }( R
Emotionally Secure = On medication, _+ N- _1 e. p3 ^9 G
Feminist = Fat, hates men
5 P5 f' v! {$ J0 wFree Spirit = Junkie
# M0 @+ m- H! ?, HFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person, h4 s$ b2 [# G* N$ w
Fun = Annoying/ r/ N2 m1 F5 V7 H4 N7 _* S
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places! `8 R. C8 C/ [+ N' C" l
Open Minded = Desperate
" p2 U5 [1 y8 _. B, ^- S. C- @Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing/ C) Y% z; f; v" O. [- a" J! r3 x
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk8 H/ T7 R Z. ?$ m: q
Professional = Bitch
) s, w k, \/ zVoluptuous = Very Fat, C, C- K! ~, L" u7 R* r. ^
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
3 S6 T* ]* L. w: ]$ T' Y3 uNeeds soul mate = Stalker |
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