 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Adventurous = Slept with everyone$ L1 L/ [* i. I. o7 G3 v
Athletic = No boobs( `( c6 f c- x, v5 y0 m6 R( l
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy. ~/ g) t5 l) |- F& W+ z% n
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
2 t% z1 u' B0 |* h5 U$ mContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills/ p& b0 [- A9 g
Emotionally Secure = On medication, F H' }6 F0 F* E# I+ o8 P
Feminist = Fat, hates men
8 Y" K; s3 [+ m" Y; g0 W, i, {Free Spirit = Junkie
- t4 ~4 h* c" qFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person
6 R1 p; x/ ^4 bFun = Annoying
3 N) e) W7 R0 b2 P& |9 bNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places
4 r7 k/ H. k. |, m- `Open Minded = Desperate
8 F# B; g. @% m- d" k( LOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
5 U7 L( l# i3 _Passionate = Sloppy Drunk! X. z) T% X* m3 K
Professional = Bitch; K8 r* W; P/ D4 _
Voluptuous = Very Fat
, P5 Y' U( _; Z" g5 FLarge Frame = Hugely Fat( ^1 N- p: B9 P$ A+ O# p- _, Z
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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