a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
" D3 X" n# B8 f  c  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
/ G- m0 i# p4 M7 d+ ]4 S* N  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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0 L4 s3 `; t- V& K6 w7 J) Z  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
9 d" j9 c# p$ D( ~  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
' k/ ^) f: o- j  c* l" _" u" O% U  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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% C) m; |' a( l! t/ O8 o  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
1 Z. C% d' q+ i  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
( f, `# V, B/ E& W  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
4 g& n0 O! Z5 g/ E  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
/ U8 d) f* p& l/ x  q  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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