a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
: h% q# M! o5 W  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
6 f0 s$ ^7 R8 n7 C- j; U9 e  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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* n9 M9 q7 R0 T! l; [+ Z9 a7 M; s  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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0 `/ W2 g6 K* A  n0 d  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
" g3 Z- h4 \8 f% M7 L, p; m  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& Q* |0 n" r# q  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
$ d1 t4 ]3 i6 n& D- n  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
% X. s: L: S+ e0 z/ n# P' `3 J  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  w( M# q9 z/ Q  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  c& b! F  s( V: f5 _; V/ k9 M3 H  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
1 ]* ~: G. f7 ~, F  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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