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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
& u2 b$ ?' f0 {( _) m  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
" |; F) ?7 ^4 x# p  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a" N/ y4 t% M4 p5 W+ S' c
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
/ P  R* ~5 |5 }) b( z% @/ S9 r  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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0 t: {' l3 a! e" `4 K, T8 ?0 ~) j  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
( V, a' g" f1 N6 B  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    ( a# P" u( d) Y1 a. V  I  x) k
  bandages."                                                               
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' [# m3 \4 l- t; u: C2 h' r6 {9 g2 B  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
: c8 ?1 W( T8 b- Y  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
/ u% t) b& M/ z6 ]) p$ K  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  7 T- v' s) \4 P( m; I
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
" w  @4 a* B- S. v0 U! _- P  v  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
: d3 e. X; D/ v7 d( U( d* Y  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
/ P' z* S: L( R  v, |* {  plaster."                                                                 # U0 m( [% b6 O& o/ c  D" J
                                                                           
1 A7 O! F8 r1 e  W: K. O  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    / U$ A, Z* G$ c3 H& h; [$ o1 s
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     % h* b2 f. k) o' n
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   ; N' o" v6 y& D- N, O+ u
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
: W# G& ?2 Y  @# J& |2 y) o( N/ w7 p- s  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
8 Z6 Q' b8 ]/ R( J' h5 J" _6 b  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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