a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
8 k/ I2 f/ s) a, z9 Q8 J  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
. H  k) x2 w) C9 p: x" A  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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% s1 ]$ ?9 ]: u( F3 p# @  n$ o  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
* K* x( P$ T  l  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
4 i8 n1 y% X% z# b# H: X) ^  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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$ v; s/ A9 K; ~; K1 j% ^! m  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
7 h3 Y6 I: C6 F) C4 W* t& o0 |- Y# h  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
/ W0 l2 w- ^+ {5 |  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  k* q, s: x3 `0 [0 o  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
# |, N' ^# n+ r6 Z: j7 |0 J; g/ b  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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