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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    * I  n$ n. N* Q) z9 r# [$ y" L
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   2 c$ o) e% T! t. R
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
: h% q# M! o5 W  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
6 f0 s$ ^7 R8 n7 C- j; U9 e  little left to be of any use?"                                            
3 q8 Z$ y/ @9 M# ^7 c                                                                           
* n9 M9 q7 R0 T! l; [+ Z9 a7 M; s  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    1 S. F. \6 w/ M. v) ?4 ^
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    & O* z! ^( F1 @. L; }" L! W: ?
  bandages."                                                               
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0 `/ W2 g6 K* A  n0 d  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         9 G3 y. }( L: z- H4 V+ g/ m3 p# l% ~+ A
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
" g3 Z- h4 \8 f% M7 L, p; m  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
& Q* |0 n" r# q  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  " a( T, a7 A- p4 M! ]
                                                                           
$ d1 t4 ]3 i6 n& D- n  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
% X. s: L: S+ e0 z/ n# P' `3 J  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   5 q! ]0 j; q# u0 M
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  w( M# q9 z/ Q  plaster."                                                                 ) [" Q. `  r% D/ G0 E, {
                                                                            / |. c3 Y" z' _# q( L" h
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    9 S$ P8 s& }9 I  b3 m
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     3 r  ~3 B$ ?) p. O/ n2 c; a
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  c& b! F  s( V: f5 _; V/ k9 M3 H  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
1 ]* ~: G. f7 ~, F  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a    % f0 e, b3 ~. O, q* u3 g- p
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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