a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
. N% ~; J. w. ~( N; o$ n$ K% |  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
& D" V. o# ~; J4 z9 a) j( `( r, l  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
! R; {. u7 W& g( P( {/ s9 Y5 o  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
7 D' R- }4 ?4 @  g% i9 U  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
% e5 s( X4 \6 ]$ t. F6 Y  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
% p: \2 D! J; I. }# D3 \  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  j/ E0 f3 \, @( d5 X  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
- G& C( b/ o( K: d4 m6 Q$ O  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
4 H2 ?( u# J" E" P+ K  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
! W$ B) Z. t: B  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
" J; S$ I) j) b' F4 f  I0 \  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
1 M3 j6 `; [8 @. P' C  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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