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Male or Female?

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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. $ R" K* [) ]+ L; }! K
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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* _3 q& @1 X8 \9 `) |PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.$ }2 [; G5 S- ~. e; B( Z

* y8 G% G: c' y# |; q9 hThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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! j3 ^  a8 K! t5 GTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated  Y% Z! I( U% k+ h& m
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.  F1 }6 B) ?5 j9 A. C) k6 }
       
2 R2 J; j+ N; C. U* _SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people., W" u& K# g8 p
       
  f7 a+ m6 z1 M! L" |! \EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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& U5 d* d( F# {1 A$ d2 XYou are welcome.
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