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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
, H& l3 a, Q. z$ N- \" MHere are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.8 n) J. j# l `& q* Y `
5 j+ V' ^. @6 c* H& P' z ]They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.# z9 Q" l0 k1 r, \. t7 e# X
: `. {' l" m, ZTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated: M6 G) W6 s3 _: a1 M9 U5 g
2 P, T4 V9 g; h. O% jHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt./ n: R* b7 E1 \6 R; m" u
* X8 ^% X5 I+ `" HSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.! l# R+ [/ r, W8 K- }7 c% O2 g
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.$ j. ]# X7 W5 I3 ?& H, O9 k
: f) F5 B1 c( Q# WEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.( a7 k( h t; k' f T
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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