Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
, H& l3 a, Q. z$ N- \" MHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

5 j+ V' ^. @6 c* H& P' z  ]They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
: `. {' l" m, ZTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
2 P, T4 V9 g; h. O% jHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
* X8 ^% X5 I+ `" HSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
( f6 C5 r8 K6 S- XFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
: f) F5 B1 c( Q# WEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.