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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 ~- K* K9 h5 {, V. y: b. zHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.& y4 p1 A* Q- Q1 L7 a, w. u3 c
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated; l2 h3 f6 D9 X2 v9 G$ t# E2 F' p
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.9 u2 F9 V- P+ V+ }$ k( E
       
) {( n* V8 Z8 j/ Z5 sSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.3 k! V; X' K7 T& O- s( m
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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) N% F9 a; g' F, n+ VHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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. s  J" L' B; r+ Z, GTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。1 H: Y$ I4 }3 K# B+ m8 Z( `
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

: ]& _- N0 ~: V& {0 d4 IYou are welcome.
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