Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
- |: B$ {+ z/ T  h/ x( bPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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3 j! B6 f' U; ?' C2 qTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
) A( a1 w, l5 w2 v, P& J- p: }7 EHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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9 i7 c  B9 e% ]0 v: eFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
! P8 x2 Q: x1 g1 h% fHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
8 e: J0 w' m. p& ?. ^) C7 O# TTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
! _8 _3 V+ E3 s/ S; R( f) a0 Y雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

$ o& @. m% m/ u/ e3 RYou are welcome.