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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"# }4 L7 t' A# g3 D

6 N% y. B9 k# U  M2 ^* X( z"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."9 W; A/ A' E2 G9 g& C

' P/ [6 A" h* Q; P. y3 J  x"Well done. Who was that?"
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' c6 E# O6 p& p) ^. L"My granny.") M) o) z: y% ~9 T: W3 ~, J

; S# D/ _+ f( O- s( z& {"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.": t0 M  k3 d: D" _: _- @

& I5 m( s" `* @' ^" w) i; y  B; B"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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, t2 f# K4 c) V! Q7 C/ Y/ q9 `“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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9 R4 t9 o6 ^/ `$ J- z( Y“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
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