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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 3 P7 f! p+ t" [% A" l
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. % k. K2 L9 r2 q9 Z; I& B
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
/ C; P8 S4 v% r# d. v, tThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 1 y# c. Q t: E& T# ]
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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5 g9 Q J% A7 \2 ~( H0 dFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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; q6 U. K4 l! ?5 R# p+ IThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. % u# e, R6 x; U: R
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' ! |6 w' y9 j6 L7 n5 A
: w# `* \8 N# H7 p hSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 1 l* F" Z& {* ^) V" d1 K
5 \. b2 c- U& s8 D' |4 jFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 5 u) G! K+ p% B! G( S4 }& d$ g' x! |
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' / |% f( f8 Z; f/ ~
5 b9 i; b! E- ~Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ! k4 m1 d# y+ m3 S& b
3 ?% {7 l1 @( v4 UAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 5 C$ `1 c; m6 I; P4 _! s" l$ P3 e ~
2 `: E; |9 P+ R0 ]1 ]' K0 WMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. " C3 ~6 a1 V3 N* ?5 g/ K
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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\2 _( ]8 \% Z- ^7 l3 O+ b; aPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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