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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 1 P8 f2 ~6 B8 P7 n$ \. J
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 7 r) |( b+ e( N, c! f
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
; M% M9 z3 [5 kThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. - r2 N* l; _; v
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 2 c8 B- P2 D; S6 `" b* r) Z
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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2 z, H1 K- {0 J2 A4 _$ ?For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 0 i- f; w" i- J
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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4 b I* t9 z( H4 B" WThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 7 ?# _4 C; ^! l: ]
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' , p2 w E% d8 B- [* I, B
& `" i0 ^9 h9 x8 IThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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; d* M9 c- e1 M. }- ySo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 1 p' B. f% w- `# _# V' G
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' n* ?) @# L( r3 _2 B4 V( D
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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* w7 n+ ]& |9 S+ Q; }0 b/ ^; ^Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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& z( _, Z; l+ c1 \The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. 1 {2 Q1 ?0 t$ k. L/ _$ }4 Z
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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