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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
6 d% I2 L" W9 ~* f: ]* A+ eShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
8 R5 V. Y7 S9 ~! y8 UThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 6 K9 B# S3 C3 `0 R
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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. ^# ^+ j& u. `/ }% jWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' , {. l5 U w8 Y2 @+ W
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 8 d" _5 U. h4 X- \. I* z# n8 v
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. # S- W, a: o. H1 X( w8 e
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' * t# S( T# |1 E2 {6 x3 o6 F( O
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! - q% p9 y* q* b' k! |9 n! b
; o0 W9 S% F; y' M l T; S- d- nFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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/ ^. b# h. e( h- f& pSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ' p) V; m* u7 ]! ^% Q) K, c. ^
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 5 d7 H. \% [( A( {: o* P' E
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. " G8 `# H2 P" s# y
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. : W3 }* f$ g O( N3 C2 B$ J) c
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Male readers : Please scroll down. , g8 w2 v7 ~( Z' K$ R7 Q
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) l( w4 X! U$ f+ B4 d3 T- }The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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e) v4 Y; O; x- I: k XMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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7 O# z! n( f6 [8 }PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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