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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. / w; `3 Z- [4 ]: u5 ^/ ]
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ( _7 q" t/ S1 j! ~
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' $ O; W8 A) l, U( C5 y3 p
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. ; s" u6 I3 n; v6 J5 e5 r( R
% `$ t( n$ Y1 z. xWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. * S t+ A& ]! q; z6 m
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. * @" k! P! D+ |% X4 \( {
6 Y ^* n7 G, g6 T# LThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 7 R: n3 @) p) w% j9 x
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6 i. E6 G% n9 D) V1 w5 N, mFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ( J. Z0 s4 L \+ D5 m3 Y
. B, R" a9 }4 c9 HThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 9 X# k. G3 p+ h3 J
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$ i" J" Q, D& b; I; ^4 VThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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, |7 b; r u( U5 ~" j& e# O0 oMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 7 b* m+ m6 i2 z9 q+ |
% Q2 E4 S# X: T" H6 I3 c: h. W" HAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. * q1 O( F/ y; c% B1 ?! D) d
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Male readers : Please scroll down. ! S0 U! h- A! \5 E; [
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 9 G3 L# S- R: K% m$ w
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 1 f+ c5 H) | }: y* E, M
' y3 M# a: L' i; SPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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