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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.1 k; k8 U- r5 z, [1 p) |

2 ?$ W' }$ p$ r4 Q( }I was a very happy man.8 n& O) v( [" f+ j/ T* L- n5 H  z. O0 m
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.: a  ?4 h( e$ h$ d' ~( M3 p! T
There was only one little thing bothering me...
6 k  }8 x0 x3 H8 M/ l0 L) P  nIt was her beautiful younger sister.9 m% Z* B# F8 d. w
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.0 d5 E& C$ W" F# b1 t" ^4 R
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.; P3 t+ m2 Q, J" v6 p
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! j9 I) r# a/ a8 q
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
3 b2 z3 n& b/ V0 F# vShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.6 s: T$ x) a8 v. g
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.0 d8 {0 {& \) j; N6 s: E" y3 I
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
( O9 s  M+ _6 D5 B2 ?  O% QShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
4 [0 ~  S" J2 @1 b/ g+ II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
7 K. N# p8 Z+ S% rI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
2 D! d, y# s* R, P' _4 r8 [I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
+ ~: P. M9 S! A& s9 f# ILo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!: R7 C$ b' ^# D& E  ?- V, K% t- T' j
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
; v) a- f9 R* YWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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6 A4 r: [4 X8 q$ u( [4 UAlways keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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4 ^$ T8 {- r# `. t5 P& e: a; y0 q通过测试的恐怕不多
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