Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
6 {( Y8 K4 d- L* \& \8 ]6 z# TMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
9 P; k* \; F0 w; h. q! w' SMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
" t1 M0 ^5 i( i- ZOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
$ s/ w! }# f9 HShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
4 D  |" c3 _8 V6 AShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
* p( I$ n4 E6 e, t0 sI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
% [3 ?4 E% I; N7 z( [2 V0 o7 g2 QWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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9 Q) T, q, _, J, f( TAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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