Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

2 w' K: n$ Q' e3 h: b& WI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
" \4 M3 b) k; `, PIt was her beautiful younger sister.
& M0 k6 R5 {) p8 C# U% jMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
, V0 ]1 D0 @, i7 P8 aIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
7 r' R5 b) H+ dOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
$ j( _% Q5 ^/ F+ d4 K; X8 UShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
9 N/ s; @$ H+ R4 \; Z) y3 d( pShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
9 U! _2 j. H$ |3 F# pI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; j2 t9 J. ^9 aI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
: a( E4 l' W$ S- L( VI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
( J5 v9 h, ]; E$ E' w- `Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
. c! N4 f1 e5 O9 a; eWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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