Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# R5 n9 j; K- }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

4 z1 @6 e2 ], u7 c, |, ?) m. y1 J You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ V8 b* B7 M) J! p, v, ]/ D will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

. a! f5 V9 O; a4 C6 x+ x+ h6 L5 uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

7 h+ D5 U9 V( `& S& CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 M& F* T6 p4 r+ F7 `pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 ?* _$ p8 P" b6 blawyer.

" d" q0 W; I3 bNow, it's the newfie's turn.

5 k8 B+ [  q$ H- F! e& cHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

0 d  y( {$ ~# G! I! P: q. I* c' c# ?) V, dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: L. M( O1 U0 B! C0 v& F, dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 M6 Z) L6 ?& P, |7 D% Uback to sleep.
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8 K1 r* R% Y* q8 FThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 O$ Z, u' m( r- V9 qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ y# J# I( G: f' |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 q+ S/ j- ^. d1 @# @3 r3 k6 z8 H$ xcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 r5 {; B3 w3 O7 oand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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# h5 t5 V# s& @% N# }% U' ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

( v! F3 D0 _) q2 ^, k& Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# b$ O7 h8 b$ R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, v; V; k% h3 V0 k2 b' v5 k) e1 k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, Q$ `3 w3 f8 q* ~>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% Y. ~1 y8 Q9 M3 m  h7 T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 C' s( a7 k9 b6 a8 j8 f( N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 B9 B( b9 z) |' k/ FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! F0 @9 n. A+ c' [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! a1 Z: g  r- P) @the newfie would l ...

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6 c% Z# {  D; c: `& v& c5 ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 I- N/ c( I! d% d5 K6 r1 I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; h, ~) ^- ~  Q* \: C/ J1 {/ y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 z/ h' M# F8 l/ r& W8 {8 S真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* Q& U7 n9 Q5 L' E& m4 ~( @/ J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 L# x$ g4 a6 p  ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& Q* p6 `1 i& N8 ^9 }# e真聪明，偶像啊

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2 |! x5 R/ [' [全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" J- Q* g+ K8 C  k% t, H全盘接受一下。

7 A  k; `+ E0 i$ J# H, c2 s0 L7 i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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4 m0 s# K$ A$ [0 A* R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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7 h( `  f/ W  o) ]8 P. d别把我往坏路上领啊。

: {! n% |5 E0 |3 |  [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 q  W+ \/ T$ ~1 Q4 [1 ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 _. Z. e. b) L3 L) J0 X" @# X她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 N/ s. r# L0 D( w+ o2 @' G9 M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢