Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( ?) d9 M$ c. B' p! l, Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* l, x" D7 l$ f# o# ]! F  d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 Y  a  g$ Q9 i/ M( c he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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" X0 L" T  y: f% O- Gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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( v/ w; y& h$ K5 q7 CNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

( m" `8 w; n7 gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 U' A( K5 i0 h1 W6 @' w/ g+ |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

; |( b6 ]: ]4 a7 s$ y" D* T" C/ hThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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$ W5 s) y1 F, r5 j' W0 s0 s+ iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

7 y* U) g5 O. s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: a% J4 f' I: _/ S" y& I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ s5 @& _, H. K, M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  i3 k9 n+ N: [( V6 F% `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, w* P& k* G9 P7 K% Z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 \6 M3 K8 n5 x  B) k( @>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 F* x0 j2 p4 @! J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 @+ H6 `8 D$ J* t- D; Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& o1 j) H" ~# B- I$ E, ^$ _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) N' R- J4 n  t$ C. p6 W8 g# k1 t" Ithe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ r. c6 n6 U. b! B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. o/ v2 m$ P3 ?$ `) C) {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- j2 G, q  J- [真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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* h5 l' z- A7 L" W* p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 Z  D. o2 H, e- h, J, v+ H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- ], A- D: d7 |$ ]6 B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 k! k3 ?: w: N7 ?5 U: h  X# H! Q* i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 F" U" Q% Z5 |别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 R4 x' Q# e# f# P! M* n; ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 t: C) ~, B) T: |+ z/ d7 n+ z- w真博学，偶像啊。

% r' l% h  ]1 x( \& C. m, A4 `( y+ |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

1 s' [* y7 N( |8 |& [) g1 ~9 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# K2 {: F) @" S6 `# Y0 N* r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& i( `2 k" b2 }2 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢