Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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  ^6 K! D, |: r8 N. A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& M/ M* x; h4 y4 H# r5 ~+ Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' ^& Z5 J! `$ p4 X: ryou pay me only $5.

/ E3 a3 D. w% e' ?( X9 A8 o+ j1 [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

9 H. t" B, y: z6 ]# y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 c% @( |3 j: ^5 tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ w, x, ^3 x1 CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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: @. }. ^; ]* C( X( {8 L; i( lThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 n- b8 f. q5 F1 npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ z. H( y8 |& I% R" c" w% b( zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( c7 B9 B, ~+ j& y$ qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( N. I7 v  @6 I: a! |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 v. {: I3 f1 m# Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 @! L- f8 \2 L5 T8 `back to sleep.
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9 w8 E/ W0 }4 R% K& N  rThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* [9 _/ _. n7 u0 o! H5 vwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; f* @5 a( b" p. F% r) Kcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' e+ p9 f/ r% c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- k0 k1 z& E6 G+ V1 \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! O$ v8 K- o$ U0 Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' ?+ r3 ?+ a+ Y4 ^" u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 M" K$ [& K/ z2 K  }; G: t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. N6 k, E3 t! U8 V" W6 }) x6 Z; l>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 a) H7 H5 F4 t( e2 R0 |: b- RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; G, S; z  V3 W; p/ Vthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* v7 _( w! b, N  e7 Q3 _. Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  N; C3 K/ I, F% ]! y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. \" I9 H/ L% H4 R- f9 I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* Z& z9 J* W4 D& F$ p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 O/ l& c6 m: ?0 p/ n( Q+ m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) |, U; P( _7 ~- z3 V真聪明，偶像啊

. v/ J9 _- J) q7 t; M2 B全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


6 y( H+ J) d+ t, b4 W全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 O+ O9 g7 D3 K! X1 [+ m% \; Y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) q% _7 H5 v$ L4 H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 Y2 A8 p$ V, e真博学，偶像啊。

% A8 e9 w0 {) x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 G6 ^! w2 ^2 o6 `" }大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ o2 X0 U/ g0 ?( z! ]8 a哈哈，你们在这开小会呢