Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 k5 T! W! D  r$ x5 E+ Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 S5 V# s0 U0 ^$ Q! c- Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 f: j- [. K8 E& u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: R, N+ b2 M0 K1 ~" ^5 S& _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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" B6 N, ?$ [% b' A You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

+ e+ ?! P9 h: D6 s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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  h0 b; U. I7 O/ Y8 j8 V/ TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ ~5 m0 u; [7 R9 ?7 ~lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

3 @6 |% R* C# b% I. ?The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 \3 Y) g! G8 T- Nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& A& e1 k# H' i* tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% ?/ D: Z1 ?& ^; c$ M( uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 M) o! H( g5 Y' Fcomes down with four?'

. m, ?% m* f2 ~+ U( g- wThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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7 d) p8 k* C# I- b4 K1 l4 c/ K5 uLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 k" l$ A( m+ t( F( F5 G& O; ]$ w>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 y8 O& U# j# a>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ ?9 W' y/ s. F( R>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: m* b4 D5 P; ?) t>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ k2 d  q/ a  F& |+ O8 D' k& L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 I; M0 {& H3 _7 D& e& blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 Y/ y/ ^6 R! J. W8 f, Xthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 w" D# P4 T! P真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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# ^: a$ R* u+ ^& {7 N) L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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9 l4 _( Z: ]9 c7 X# U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% e% j" i# l' z% e别把我往坏路上领啊。

# I, z  m" |' b" q( h  p  S你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- I1 \' l: u% c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) b' W* f$ t6 V3 P* ]8 f! X真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. \; n3 s# X' Q% O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 g0 S' d- z2 H: F她是大学教瘦？
0 d/ V* y1 I% K2 u; i8 ^大学教胖还差不多
$ M9 [8 ^$ J. H1 c' A: ]! Y9 U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) |: E! C2 |8 s8 a; p3 ]% m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' z, _5 y. u- X" q6 f/ k  |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢