Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% T% L' g) y& l! G; b& |long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# p: m% c$ a6 V; z7 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 R( Q, A& O+ g* e: e* w/ }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 c( Z. t. |3 i8 n1 x7 j- Fyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, N9 w2 i# O. }9 K) s will pay you $500.

6 ^8 z6 F% `2 x. B4 }: ?0 H/ n' c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 p4 V, \+ ^9 Q9 ~8 y9 Kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* E5 T( e" Q; W9 ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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* c  o7 T  t' ZNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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# ^! N7 O0 S5 A; d7 kHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. J) i. X( _: ^4 t- E1 Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" N6 z4 f6 P+ M* c5 Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 Q- ]& u5 e' ]# gwakes the newfie up and asks,

1 G- ~% Z2 G7 O9 V+ U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 s0 p% Y& b# a( X! F2 b6 Bcomes down with four?'

8 w4 K  W  G9 a8 \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 a2 G# z$ D  o6 o. ~4 d* B7 v. `>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 ]- D; M0 S" |4 }7 b4 @7 Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 q. e2 x& H% A( Z# Y* d>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ u1 N. f+ k# o6 O) A>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 W3 Z: ]+ G  e! v1 M0 j. [5 j>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" Z+ M- W6 A8 Q+ BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ I' r: ^$ q; ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! }3 {  |4 E2 q8 P; kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 g8 X% G3 @) R% }* a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 c9 F( _) g( M3 X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: W' r( q& _* X, C! z- p' C" o; a4 K- v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ C6 l: y& m) Y7 ]/ _9 E" q; n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


; {% Q+ w' y* P( s* x全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 }: J3 q$ m* e+ l3 U7 h9 |6 W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



- ^2 Z! |+ _0 ]: S* T, B别把我往坏路上领啊。

, v, v/ X- J8 n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ j7 Q3 {+ `  V/ G, {; b* N9 l多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 D. i5 z- ?# S+ v( L) s1 ]) y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, u' P2 N: s' Z' Q6 a/ L说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢