Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ C; S4 F5 K7 Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# }6 B6 E  g' q4 j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' F  E3 n) P* l+ n/ ?3 A0 u7 _ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- ~. ]  A) ]( p; |" o  W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

4 D( z* i" A1 M! a& [5 B' T You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- C5 P. c* Z2 k  d3 ]& {" [ will pay you $500.
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# K. Q5 m, o; ^7 I+ ~  X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 S' [& w# ?6 T+ I0 @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& z1 [6 z3 z; e1 c" O+ i9 ], {7 athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 V* v3 I+ _0 K9 c* @The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  V, V: d' p. y& m7 q4 l, flawyer.
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# @  {" _: X, f( QNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 l& ]. N) M! m, q) r, othree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 ^4 g  ?7 o' V0 Shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* S: b/ w2 o% Z4 f- zback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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; _0 B  U0 Z; B, l2 ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

; P  m0 m9 y9 Z. W% vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% F; O* M! Y8 |- ^7 G. h/ v>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# [2 x; Z7 e# q" p0 ~6 b, t>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 Z, Q% o3 i  x* f  Z  @$ D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# K" a0 f8 K( F. r, P+ {* }$ Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 s8 C+ r" k& J" L' D  p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ A) h4 L0 ^- H& E: U* Q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* k. ]/ S' T7 M" ~, N+ w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, {; x5 R+ l7 r2 l* ~: ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ k- D: j1 m; M" Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 v( ?( ~6 q/ R9 n- g) Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 w6 @: V7 H' H) ithe newfie would l ...

. H& S0 }, J( v9 ~0 ^0 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% r, e; N' q/ R: L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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# ^; P+ V/ A6 r4 z( I  r3 a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 G& Q, I9 w0 q$ X) I* ]1 L, E真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 d0 H, P7 u& u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

* e4 B2 X% @0 x2 D6 s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# i+ |, M- Y. R- q5 I/ g# m$ l, c" B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 p4 k! {1 B; O8 t8 Y" z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 u, ^& ?9 K* g( j3 z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% }% r' u1 W  b! Z/ X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; E, x7 |+ s" M6 r) D多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

& u$ M5 M, D2 j9 A& q: N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 u- n1 N+ j3 H: H- R6 P她是大学教瘦？
/ J7 Z* a) M( Y7 y- \. J) X大学教胖还差不多
2 G) s. Z) \! F) Y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 G* y0 D' r3 a2 k' v) g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 }2 l; U& d+ o1 c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 B# y1 z2 @( i5 C1 y3 P7 Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) C1 [+ ]* L, w+ ]哈哈，你们在这开小会呢