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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 9 D1 |7 l) I2 `
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 6 p, X" X* z! n
2 ]5 V6 I1 l d6 e/ rI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. ) ?3 r8 C( I9 _ z* c- {
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 8 N- d6 V( e$ J# }& J9 V5 d
9 z/ V' B; b- O, I/ wWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. % q4 n/ c/ }- b4 [! g( B$ Y$ G
* O8 g' D8 Z# U& D The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 7 y6 k" a9 T$ e' L& y7 q0 l
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. - S( Z6 Z' m* w) y+ I1 ^9 P
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' ( F' H$ {' _4 c3 L* U9 w
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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; B3 P9 x1 {$ p7 u6 LLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. - U( C9 ]+ {$ j) R2 _
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
" H9 ]. O0 ]2 @3 mHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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6 [$ b% _4 e. u0 {The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' $ X3 s& L" Z1 s+ w+ T' i
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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a5 K, s+ r$ _/ } S8 n$ T5 \* ^The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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