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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' # l' j1 K- k; L% C a% W% V& W. b
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. . l1 _/ O: G I: C# H
3 F! l! }9 Z, p8 J" PYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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% `0 L9 ^" a4 B7 Q/ j: F1 mWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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% k9 m+ w" b* R1 u% | The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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. V& P' p" u) ~# o' u$ xAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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; ]9 i. U# l& S# r/ G. m/ wNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' ; \% L9 A6 \. F, N8 J
& ]) h, o% }9 t0 r* U1 k- v$ VSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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7 [- p5 _2 d6 M: G# s: |8 ~Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. % Z; Q4 a& d' \! A* ~0 C
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. # o% {% O1 Q# X4 n( @8 Q5 {( ]
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 7 J% W2 v4 K7 U
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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) J$ `& W" O' g0 `4 w" z8 s d; QThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' # c( G5 Y" X7 ^
7 X1 Y" W, s% f# S$ `% Z5 l6 j( |7 |0 tThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' * u$ U$ p# Q/ [% }$ d, ]" q
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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