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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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1 D; j2 z& Y$ t, `0 i( L7 @8 \9 @$ u4 L1 A The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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5 A. N) N: V, _; {$ N4 L2 TAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. " K A; ?/ c0 D9 K( w( E
8 w( q4 t+ z; a) H/ ], eNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. ' f2 l- J2 o' L3 M$ E( e$ p
2 K: x6 d1 K" d9 K$ ]2 p% cHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. # |1 [; h+ u$ p+ B- }
- ~* p/ Y8 K5 N9 e/ d. r6 JSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. + |2 e& j# \& B6 f/ B8 { V
( M- F& `6 j( t6 w" J. sNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
9 o8 [. N9 I1 f O1 S- ^# U6 IHe gives up and goes back to bed. ; m! ?9 Q. w1 t2 y6 I
) Q3 }2 F' } F- O- E( [3 c: lThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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- Y8 E: P7 t/ I8 _# FThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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2 _3 ~& D4 ?0 F$ ~' @. A7 p2 gThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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