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发表于 2008-10-21 19:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  , b1 R4 r$ @+ V8 l
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  ! C& n; Y+ E( i( ~; }" R! g$ Z, _
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me./ c) p  c, @7 r2 Q0 I
duncan - Victoria, BC   
# N0 s( I* P! F& B4 y- p4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
- [' b/ J# H7 A/ k' [6 y+ J4 n6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
9 J: Z4 S5 \! z7 w/ N$ j/ ^7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  % w9 g; P$ k% F7 a& G' a
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  0 x& u. D& H0 A3 q) x6 U% f
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
0 v$ |" f# P) d0 D" x! E10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24 | 显示全部楼层
wonderful
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发表于 2008-10-22 05:40 | 显示全部楼层
小幽默
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表 + i1 L) C! L6 {, \( H
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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Grass could mena herb
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表 ( g4 y) H4 b  D* U" C. ^7 O
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Grass could mena herb
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: a2 P1 E9 g6 S9 I5 e: O2 L4 H/ Y0 sare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:39 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, % x% |5 k6 V! _
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did not get the first one, where is the pun5 g- Q- T. g0 Y" _8 [$ ?
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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:47 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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2 \1 Y( G6 T8 b6 g: l2 a. jreally? never heard....then it is a good one.
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发表于 2008-10-23 15:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 6 S  t/ K7 m3 j; A9 ~! B# o

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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:54 | 显示全部楼层
  I liked 1 & 7 LOL
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:59 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 - b* t# x2 E  U( I6 I

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
8 ]/ _& t9 V; ]# A: L! @6 n"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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发表于 2008-10-24 09:46 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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3 ?# w% |: r, E8 }& o4 D  E" H& `  ?. y"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
" t. s; u) R. B% x& Z"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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0 S, f% m; o9 V; P* R$ Z5 k  {8 wi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:48 | 显示全部楼层
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