10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
4 ]! _5 A* r3 M- N# l0 j$ E6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
5 U: N: d0 `. \7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
7 K7 N0 S( r( j# w) g; a8 q8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

/ P* o' m0 e& fGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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" @' [5 q8 [6 N1 k5 o, }6 VGrass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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% p9 `' l- \; O3 `. kare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

6 C+ W( [9 Q+ r' d* _[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

/ T2 s/ W$ x) \* A( X4 {5 rgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

# y0 y2 I9 V2 _% H" zreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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3 I) C2 ~8 C9 l1 i$ p8 H6 I5 m9 agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

+ w8 m; |" \( V1 t/ Wdid not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
) ~% B% {2 E# ~- k1 P9 W2 v"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


/ F  B' e( T$ }! H"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
" b7 t  W5 k: h' _( a"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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