1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 f X+ h7 W6 U2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 7 ? b q; K; b' p& F' h) l7 k
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.. C8 m6 ^: s6 E% R0 F' o) E
duncan - Victoria, BC : V4 B+ R" u' _# \4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. ( ?& d1 `% R: T ^* |# l. ]; k& \Dave H - Hayward CA ( d# s, _4 x9 H; y/ ?7 N
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. # c$ A1 u F* S8 ~6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 2 Q3 x4 N3 @ c. h7 P. k( T: V
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 8 t5 z4 t) A8 u- S2 _6 c4 H
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. : ^( m8 j6 }) j( ^1 c
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. t6 N1 m8 g5 n7 h& Z$ V2 \; X10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 2 H2 @; N9 v+ a
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
, Z( p" u! O+ A; i" ]grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, : r$ Q+ `$ Q# E: @7 Q8 n) o * a( L& n, v8 x( U( v: ?did not get the first one, where is the pun 6 x" o4 e4 C7 I0 |8 d* ~5 ` 1 V9 E1 v% N. ~& t$ F& G[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
1 k- k: a J2 I" K1 ^% o& ugrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 1 t. Q0 Q! w+ a0 K " c/ r0 f6 u! m4 M% mdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, - P2 f( ?! p% G: B) ` 3 O" e' X- v! Y0 I6 k5 E# I' u4 Jdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 0 Q" Z. q& y3 K4 e4 i& \# W- [5 f 6 I R$ e, s! Y. ]grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, * \7 [+ }; h* O9 X+ X( p
2 W5 d( G2 b: S4 fdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. ! ~1 g# T: s1 w6 o"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 8 E2 Q* \2 {. Y, ?% A1 H0 j2 t3 B : i' x% Q0 A+ ~" ]! @( E: G5 |:P
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 1 i. L1 \. C( K0 u! O1 W: h"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. ' J% A& }4 B% ?3 V& ?5 Q/ ^& c
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
