10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
0 _# {7 x0 j! m% ^/ C$ U2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
7 L) L5 I1 b: N  S* J3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
8 p, B# n* G6 Y8 a4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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( E/ f  F6 e; c5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
: W  t5 B: v1 S% |7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
. d# [* a1 e7 H% t) Z$ u& w3 a8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
/ J0 a! y. A4 F% U10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
8 W, M: s, @7 @6 X  @this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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8 t" m# f* ?% M8 T3 f. Care you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

! M5 b" g  ^  _7 q3 O; |grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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5 Z1 q. ^; r) g1 ygrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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- u  V. q; C9 x" Vreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

5 ~  d4 Y6 N& Y$ W( c9 U2 ograss could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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: V9 k4 @  W$ |2 T& o. ~did not get the first one, where is the pun

4 S: l6 |& P8 ^* O& E- H- V/ vi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

9 D3 w) L, y! E: i! Ndid not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
( l/ T9 h1 R5 I+ x( y"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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) U' s  e5 P  e2 F- j/ W"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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