10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
- [' b/ J# H7 A/ k' [6 y+ J4 n6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
9 J: Z4 S5 \! z7 w/ N$ j/ ^7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
0 v$ |" f# P) d0 D" x! E10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

: a2 P1 E9 g6 S9 I5 e: O2 L4 H/ Y0 sare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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2 \1 Y( G6 T8 b6 g: l2 a. jreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
8 ]/ _& t9 V; ]# A: L! @6 n"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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3 ?# w% |: r, E8 }& o4 D  E" H& `  ?. y"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
" t. s; u) R. B% x& Z"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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0 S, f% m; o9 V; P* R$ Z5 k  {8 wi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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