10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
9 H' s+ Z- r; T- l  ]( B% j4 I3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
7 Q  I* L( P) P" G4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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% L4 S7 m1 J# u# C5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
/ Y: l6 w/ W6 D$ l3 p9 z8 r7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
8 g: @3 v* ^. \6 L: [3 M, |9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
/ k, S8 ^4 v% i( @( Wthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

& X9 {+ ~: L  n( z  A' q( W$ J0 @, J4 EGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


) ~* @8 v% O5 u7 C5 ]are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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6 x* H! w9 ?" u$ Qgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

! S  d' I" G  L% Q; Udid not get the first one, where is the pun

7 ^, m! k5 K+ l# A' P! e  B& yreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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) z, c% P/ ~0 Xi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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. R3 X4 {6 d/ L; V6 p( Q% m8 b) adid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
$ e2 ]2 y7 y5 H, W. y) k"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
9 @1 S" |% m  H7 Y0 m"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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! B. ~( h# P( r' H. ti get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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