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Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ; Q. { R T+ ^& C0 c
7 T* ^8 m8 ?' o9 CTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ( ` h: B$ O( r. K" n' W
! [+ C! ~9 p) p* uToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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. N) X/ A$ M+ J0 Q6 kWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. / ?) ~/ Y7 G+ u. @' c1 U
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ( q: ?4 J! L& ~/ j' ~, ]4 X, x6 x0 P
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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