Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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% O' H. D9 P% Q" E3 W1 ^Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
) ~4 S7 Y- U) c0 OA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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: \( z. [. {+ a" YQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
( q6 U& t& P" dA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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) O! i6 ~6 G; Z0 }0 S& d7 u5 B: r7 [Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
/ a1 z8 y( p* M) eA: Their foreheads.
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0 v. @# q3 `1 Y: cQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
" S8 q* ?# ]$ x" r7 g7 [  a4 AA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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