Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
. }! J: h2 b0 m/ g6 W' m) A, [( ^A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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3 y; t/ e1 k& U" ZQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
: r" Q5 Q- \, F" ~9 Q. oA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

0 B9 ~* ~* E& f. FQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
0 u+ e) [- J( v, R8 _3 Q% EA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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9 g2 k5 b! S7 ?' O, v* g( @+ JQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

& _6 c: I4 @1 lQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
; G# E3 _4 x& n6 s$ |0 P5 z; x4 vA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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; g) K! y' V$ ^5 IQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
% t' h! l2 Q( z6 J# d) d, ~A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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