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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
+ j% h4 ?" `7 d7 Q, f) |her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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" u; m5 P+ @- S* L" F6 ^1 K The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
3 O f$ A3 P& ]) D. VWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
- J/ G- F( I3 n The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they& z! k( H, _# k+ D+ m t, ?
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you0 O$ Y0 Y4 z- [7 q# D5 {" e
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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+ B$ t! M6 Y7 F& Z7 v( ^ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
) t- |8 O! b7 ?8 Ncouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for4 B* S- T- n/ d7 y* u$ ?( g
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
