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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with: @ J- T" F/ l
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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2 v8 Z: F# \ O, l' K9 t The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to+ L: H' ^5 M% @: q: Q5 `
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
' O% K+ S" S2 t The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they$ \2 h3 A3 ^! E7 v) L
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you+ g y1 x' d- |# ~; u8 I/ B0 z5 V0 A
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just7 D( N6 } s6 k3 y7 A
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for& n4 m; V* t# I: j9 D* \
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
