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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with. S) Z' y! l# l! p/ w, @
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the* Q' X% A5 H! m" t0 k
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# r' Y" |& @# C( g" s! R& w: e3 G2 b5 E The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
! z; T# Z% {6 V- y/ C, kWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'* ~% D b, M8 p' k! w$ D% k6 u
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they0 v5 z B R3 ?- z7 O# ~4 p1 l1 K9 W
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you+ w- u9 g$ K& }/ e% M) q* _' {- z
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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& ]4 [6 M/ _3 y1 ?0 k 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just9 k! _; ^5 L4 ~5 h3 D
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
3 j i/ H% q: F- C, j8 ]8 G; Ushopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
