Walmart greeter

秋染红叶

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
0 q7 K$ A+ z- Z3 }2 @/ ]" P! sher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
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' v" n! L7 C/ k; M The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
0 J* `! y) J# v* V( T) a% ?  KWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
. e/ Q- F# J7 ~) i* Y) ~ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
! a- `& B$ j9 X+ j0 rthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

" L+ t* z8 C" b" b/ m2 d3 B2 F8 ^! m 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
+ }5 ~) p. N. T/ e/ Z* S& Tcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
. u$ d  ~3 Z$ V; _: j5 y: rshopping at Wal-Mart.'

巴山

for the greeter!

織紗千影

哈哈~

CANDYMAN

Dumber

Really good joke.

sweetspot

Clever greeter