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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
* k# h, r; y9 S. gher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the0 Q( i8 F" H! D4 g# |
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
) Q/ F4 {( S6 M5 H) A) B! a! kWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'- T! ?( g3 v+ ~
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
( O4 F& L) ?+ Wain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you. f$ Y! S+ r4 f- x( W
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just4 U3 |, A# q3 v$ X, L
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
