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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with* r2 O9 y. q, p/ r5 ?0 D: A( B" I0 l
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
5 w; Z) R. Z5 \1 U7 S! H/ kWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?') N, u9 ~5 \3 r
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
' i/ B) G( {) s5 z9 main't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you- L! t, W0 L4 ~- @: ]/ V! K
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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9 X! a! p, C+ d5 B4 f. t s. R 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
$ T% p% T+ ]3 E9 e: rcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for9 V2 C+ t6 D0 n( g8 T* Q! d
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
