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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with! ]* Y1 @+ a: H' E+ u. m: Z
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
6 L j, M& a7 G" l1 MWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
2 r" D; p1 z. O3 w) Z4 i7 v The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
: U" t# K, i n1 Pain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you' v& G9 l8 M0 R* M
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'$ L% n, c9 S8 Q' {
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just! n) S! L! k7 q5 l$ h9 s
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for3 M5 d* x: h$ Y: H
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
