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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to: G1 j5 Q( F/ i0 ~4 @# z. q$ S7 P
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
! Y2 c; t/ r( C# ^ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they2 X+ t0 i! H, Y, v+ w+ X
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
! p8 G3 d4 m: `- F" S. q/ {think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just5 I. O# M. f9 _: M# q& m
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for- I* ^7 Y: @# T& H
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
