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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with6 M6 j+ j U9 s
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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! w6 _: v% b0 Y0 ?) N; ~/ Y The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to! w% }8 ^- o* G; B' W$ ?
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
* G4 S+ Z% ~0 H The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they: I* i& X* F( T+ _( `
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you X! \% C3 O; D
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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/ f- Q' H7 k. ]& C, z 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
3 A( e; V2 F# x1 o* ecouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for2 R \, ? y* _5 T7 _+ n
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
