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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with! x6 r, E9 z; j: ]0 s. c/ j
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to* D. [9 l* p$ O" q' L. U! Q# b% P# L
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'5 O) \" j% {5 Y9 |) \2 B
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
4 V d# S% @" Xain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
8 t4 N) p2 v# Q- [" \: \think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
7 D) D9 U4 m4 I7 P% F" ^$ _couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
