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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 @8 t/ A1 o8 [" P8 e
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
s9 ?0 u0 @3 ^course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 S! l2 x u+ A, qBrians' roommate Stephanie was.& \' p ~& Z6 Y9 x, `* K' e
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and8 t$ u% _' _# q7 i$ w, ^
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 Q" M+ n- y m- lHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met$ e' ^' r5 B- h5 q( g' o7 |" X- D
the eye.2 C7 K& ^' i+ G X, v. n
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be/ G7 H6 K+ g) P
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
+ D; }) t5 o6 @' w6 u. syour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver7 ]6 ^: d" v2 i$ t
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 t2 o. I7 d8 Y6 d# \3 j
& _$ F$ Y' S/ a! j) WBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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1 b9 V1 e+ W( K! |( @4 PHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
( Z6 p& I% n7 E X* a$ ]* G! `9 I5 I" TI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- ?: C! l) d# U8 r; o0 J8 W+ ]# @I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 e, O& d, `' g6 y; \
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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6 ^/ ?: i+ W3 A; D5 K% xSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........- Q5 u C6 c/ u# o9 c- F
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not) y0 m$ \" v. v- e6 e
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
3 m3 a- \: T9 @$ A9 H5 A# ?2 uthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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