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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ ~6 d# F* D3 l5 w# u
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful8 O2 |7 {+ q$ J
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.8 }3 ]! e$ C; y' ]: e
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- z* C0 U# n" ?: p6 g
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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" A: ~) j1 N) L* _- eOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) G0 V9 R2 P5 w, |
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met& A# J0 X) n5 L# o
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
9 t9 g0 ?' K/ R/ [9 `' N7 \' bthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates." q+ g, {! Y0 s
7 g7 R: s7 R) r' U/ B# s4 @/ I) d9 \About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since& c0 o5 c* D% ?
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver& \$ z2 |2 R2 E5 \5 u
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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) _! i0 O5 T' Q6 TBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 ^( s1 {% r+ E, i1 N/ a2 n' e
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 H. y& B4 v1 D' c" a9 p! U2 HI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 X! v5 v! q" }; Tthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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+ Z$ Q8 z8 Y% M' ^/ j1 A* R& _, rSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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- h+ s# W/ j: o5 S4 y6 f"Dear Son.........* E( h |1 c [! ~) y/ O
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not) l% x: y0 [ K) ? i
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains% h9 A. C3 B! |3 q0 ?7 g5 x
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver7 U5 h2 [" D) ~+ Q% q( s
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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