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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
4 S9 m. y5 S/ \$ Q; Ucourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful' N+ B& q% D' j; b
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
, f9 X. x5 x* `4 T4 X- D8 qStephanie and this had only made her more curious.2 P( r) f d. X- N# o
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. A9 L/ p% H& R" [* t$ i* ?; l, L4 S
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met5 A2 m' @, z2 ?! C4 u7 A/ d( Q
the eye.4 {& ^) I/ V+ V' ^& ?1 E# w
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 k5 ?4 n4 s, h
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."7 R3 ?/ c6 C' |; N% N- U$ b' l% [- k
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since3 z% J K3 i% r/ W- \
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver: r d/ r1 |& ~5 ]" m
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( t4 Y, F: x' L/ N1 D
sure."
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: [. q! I% K& S& `% R7 {" eHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....6 F/ k# @, G/ F( z6 `
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
4 A# o) k. k% |& ]! Y z2 HI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
! }2 [, G% k+ q1 h; q% z" C( Nthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' h" w% N3 U2 k% c3 s9 f
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that b3 A& M6 Y8 u6 I
read:
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"Dear Son.........7 Z) e c0 P4 R5 e! t' `. w8 z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not4 F m" {" b* V% M+ q
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ w$ q0 ~- W( B+ s& w w* e0 R
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver$ }* V5 `1 e+ j
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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