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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 c* t; S! j) M2 E
$ u+ |0 ?7 W5 Q/ bBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the! `6 C o5 Y" }. T3 f9 F2 P' m# M5 k }
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
/ d$ A, Q+ q/ CBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and# l2 [2 X- o% @" T: I' k' H8 B0 v
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.! [, [) r9 u" O/ ~
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs., f- s4 Z# ^3 g; R' O
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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; O% |, i2 x$ `( }( U$ v4 E- uReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be" \7 d$ Q) U" x
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.", |2 O {0 }3 a
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( e7 B8 K2 l: l7 K
Z g) z2 a% a4 W* Q; KBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be7 ~1 N- o8 d+ A( X; i) E
sure."
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3 }; N: h2 E6 z3 VHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 M: h2 V( `2 P0 U4 ]
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: {; j: e f* D1 d9 o
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains: ^6 c6 s. _4 s: p
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., B* F3 K0 i9 r+ c- U K
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........0 r$ \" g! e6 A- W
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not' l y4 E$ Q) n* ^. N+ }
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 b; h5 Q4 N: Z* {# ^9 ?3 ^
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver" O8 | e; b* q! A+ N/ J: B
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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