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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 x4 l1 i5 x5 U; q" o3 W2 s) [
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
9 F1 G2 J _8 ^& |0 M" o' Ccourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful" b3 B* \- e) a; W, o2 ^! V
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.. t f3 t& H9 I9 `: Y
$ i% U1 R! W2 n, E4 SMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
2 K/ l1 l7 ^" }" G% j" b1 v& ZStephanie and this had only made her more curious.* a' y: ^: {! K# F3 a8 X5 a f% [/ ]
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
8 @; a% z0 B$ v! I3 r! e4 rHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met9 ~" O6 l6 ]6 I5 W4 E
the eye.8 O! _1 R: j$ P# t( r1 S
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
' D! m) a1 v h1 V1 I/ H( T, othinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since( d- F6 S! O8 W1 T: F9 W- e
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver8 Q5 x9 f- t$ Z! W
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"! v8 z1 n* y6 ^8 y; W* ]+ R
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' W7 D; f6 g; d; W% T3 B
sure."8 e& @- {' d' k9 o/ n" v5 U( g& t
3 q2 y. ?8 Z! Z% U: y$ I1 x+ M/ |7 BHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....+ M. |; z1 G! m0 S/ }( m
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and3 f+ Z. Q4 z7 r
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. _; E M0 R( G% F* I
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".$ R4 `6 x! P6 M# g" s
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 T8 v* ]& B5 z( D* V( z' Q4 g8 [
read:
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% c+ q3 S2 h- t, r9 }8 e"Dear Son.........
: H. ^. `; c; DI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& @6 M9 H5 e2 M$ ~1 dsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains: Y+ ^/ T" \6 \: M( ]" }1 x: K& Q
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
! `# A5 x8 a, W) sgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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