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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the9 T C8 ~4 @% X& a( \ M4 B9 L
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
) @; k, v9 W7 c9 T9 MBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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9 S: N+ b: n9 f% F' i6 TMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 X8 y `3 D6 T# Q0 _
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
8 q, ^! y, y6 t- k) p$ _Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met3 l& h: t6 k ]5 V8 o
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be# F; s; v8 q1 j/ _: [$ W6 j
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 c* I* b6 R8 b! v( ~7 W# U
- w, A7 j3 N7 ]7 \. A$ ]& cAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
# T0 {( K5 {& H4 @$ Fyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver5 G& N% q: |5 g) K3 h8 T' l
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"$ g8 Q% w1 ?, _/ a) P+ m% D
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be2 ?- |, h, a4 t# l
sure." U) T. u, k3 w2 [3 _
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
. n5 j7 B5 M0 [. F4 tI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
& r. p7 |' ^& D9 mI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
3 k; p+ p4 }+ o. a/ B7 K% @that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".% L+ s: y3 [. C, T
V Y9 l7 B, z/ ]4 uSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( e( }1 v7 ?2 Y( |7 j: c" {/ Q
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9 f$ U2 j$ i( Y' |( B2 y"Dear Son.........
& `5 J: c' S& m; C7 m0 PI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
$ c) s1 [- X& }) ]5 `saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains, b$ y. o* k3 }; } Y* t
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver: M0 V6 }# t2 R4 s
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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