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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 C4 k- I3 |8 Z- b8 e& g
% C# n: n3 q1 T* U; ]Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the+ @& k7 q! A2 ?3 n: g8 m; k5 o) U
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
9 w5 d" `( H' H& qBrians' roommate Stephanie was. W' e7 v8 _3 ]" q* q" _
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
9 y8 s3 Y1 z# C! W: G0 bHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
% _( d* u* M l1 v* Zyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver6 A1 F8 [7 g N6 A0 M; i1 J5 \
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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- L1 }8 v* a+ a5 M& ZBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, W h8 E, _5 L* ^6 k' E9 J
sure."/ s2 R; g; N6 _% M& w1 B4 m2 y
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....2 @) y, u$ ]1 J3 q% |3 g
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and2 ?9 V' E* @7 I% q& U
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains& ]# ]9 B. n4 {2 Q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
( r3 G8 ~. m7 f D2 b# X( ~" ?- zI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not7 q' m' l& y6 \
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
' v4 }+ B) R) ]( L) q# ithat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
4 G0 {- m) P8 I( h. bgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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