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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the$ t; S; a4 k! Q$ |# i7 W6 u
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
$ J3 I) Q9 h' nBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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/ x& I6 b5 \4 s. t1 Z& bMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and4 D- R0 m8 V8 N! e# S$ [% @
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
, E; C; `' }+ b) ?( l% U! G! yHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met& {+ T5 }$ v& z! o
the eye.
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/ l' _& c1 E3 x/ S1 tReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, s8 |1 K# i0 U; d8 i2 y
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."( X" M8 a! E+ D2 N) U7 v: r1 K
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 z, ?& h& M, y9 D2 n
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver/ @* F; g3 ?$ F: P: d; V
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"% n* Q) D2 f0 k. X
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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& |- G4 \1 u# Q% @) KHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 p3 \) {/ T9 C$ GI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
7 C; t7 y6 U; ~; ]& e, t0 v+ Y" ~I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains7 Q' x$ P S2 J
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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' l/ i1 t" `' Z% B. xSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that- i5 r7 ^- c6 Y X6 _
read:
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"Dear Son........." w1 `' b- m3 E, h1 r
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
# K. e ?. T S. { gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
& h4 |/ I" B' W6 `8 p, xthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
: n5 p5 J! K, y2 m; \: Hgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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