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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!* q/ o6 b) e$ O3 R l+ K
7 [$ ]( }$ G5 P; @1 o" wBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
" A& y, W3 N# _; L' Icourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful. @: _( I# Y0 Q/ V
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.9 @5 Q3 i% I4 T' e6 `$ }: ?. R5 M: _5 D: k
3 Z# j( y0 a4 n* p; k! W) aMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and# S2 T1 ^! X: |' J4 i+ c
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
, H0 _" p5 B) L: QHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met4 G/ f5 X" o. N1 e9 k
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be0 x, \- A7 ` |2 f" O
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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& h0 O+ m `1 H* C) zAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since, \) S2 `/ s" A8 t7 v
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
; e/ |! [, j( {: w4 C) cgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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, P% r- T% Z3 ^2 K! Q2 S/ [Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be. I ]5 v p+ ?- C* M
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....' T F5 D. F9 H" ^; [
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
& T2 p a, Q% }3 _ z* O1 wI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
5 r4 q/ N. Y- Gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., F7 Z: {5 {- y4 E. U' I+ V' A$ w
( ?2 W, g3 F+ E1 D7 ^9 H: WSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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5 k+ l# R9 K% g$ W3 \( r"Dear Son.........
) ?2 P6 I6 d- h* c; t$ U' sI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not+ @. |) X- ?9 v
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains2 P$ S5 ^( x7 p' o# b
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver4 ^+ s8 J, d; e! |5 }
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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