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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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5 g) k& \7 _1 PBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the, [4 x! c. k0 S5 y+ y" p6 y. p
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful' ?6 }! X1 d. x6 W! [' `* E
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.0 w9 j4 f" Q# S& a r4 z
$ |3 j* ]8 y- h9 dMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
# j) z T/ F3 P! P2 r. n3 TStephanie and this had only made her more curious.5 t7 T! n& U. _; T r; e6 K1 ~
" ]( L* g# I! v# |0 B! {Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. e" Z ]; k. a N' x
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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9 E l F6 U/ H& F5 mReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be7 _3 d) T! O. q4 l- L& m
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since; s) d4 @% l1 S8 u/ B& L
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
' N1 h9 o% z, q5 q9 bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be0 b, E% l8 Z3 L- Z* i; m$ _! o' m
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0 e4 y, [ C% T3 u7 iHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....& W+ \ C6 j. ?7 P/ Y R
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 G& O. H/ U8 j3 }5 [/ F! _I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 f r0 `, x# n- X) i
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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3 I4 ?" }' I n. ^* v2 H( r"Dear Son.........
5 N3 \" J6 O2 t& C* ZI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
. X9 A$ j v* i; L2 J; wsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
, X) n% ~. h1 p- s4 _, ]2 z3 }that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver0 }( M; J% L8 n& s+ {2 N4 X- c
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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