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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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2 ]. M7 f. X9 V( c9 {Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the$ Y' E5 [: \$ J+ P8 U, T9 G
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful7 L8 ]( w8 T; Z1 D. M* C! i
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and, T/ T& j& _& J" g6 X7 X U
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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; T3 C9 H) u; J' A' ^Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
: J+ W+ i8 G7 s9 [Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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2 O0 } a2 e( j" ^5 F1 j0 o3 @Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be. C+ s5 i; `/ t; f# O, ^/ G, S. N5 F) a0 i
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."3 g' ] M% X; V+ W6 A4 g( c: }( m
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
' e6 l1 z5 _7 s( j+ i y/ Ryour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver; @7 Q; f5 K# Z/ d! |' e/ f& x8 u
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be/ b, @( r( W7 O3 z' l
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 L8 m( C1 }% s3 |7 u' a4 w9 k0 s
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and% V+ H' x; [* i2 b. s% }
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
9 J0 [# ]9 v! J$ x6 S6 x4 }2 @' qthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 K1 m# S w! c9 T$ r$ V( ~+ G
, ?$ `; x8 b+ }Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that$ R8 k9 _! B: W/ g1 {: j
read:
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8 A, T8 h3 [- i$ ~2 e"Dear Son.........
$ U1 X C8 k3 f+ ^+ vI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 _) x' H' Q" D4 r% osaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains! M5 t7 Y( w l2 F$ @
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
9 n0 V' M3 e& p+ lgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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