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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' $ V$ t4 G7 H1 N% l
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 5 l' K4 C6 l" H# L+ y) {
; j3 K4 _. B1 {* i! U& p Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. ! f: ^* G3 w0 j. j8 Q9 s: Y
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' p9 d5 \4 Q' h o% W She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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1 ~ n+ c9 H. G9 f! R/ C# E V- }/ e He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ( {5 v" ?& X2 P% D9 k4 S
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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9 {" `2 k8 O C+ @ j: R Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ; e5 t( Y) M, V
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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, ]: ]2 n ^+ v( _( G* b, g) b1 N Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ) s |! z$ p7 T8 v& K0 s
5 n8 c8 a) q- U% a, a# q 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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