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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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7 B: `5 q/ _ A3 S- X$ h' MA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 1 d9 C" o9 e G3 }
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 6 }: ^! T( g( P5 l( X8 i. ~1 p
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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6 ^ u$ m9 b$ K F) N Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 2 h7 D' p# [' _8 W( N) S* R
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to + C u# D. Z% \7 u8 q
, @1 A( c4 F& X+ s1 N Her and says, 8 K8 Q4 \! j) m7 R7 a- d( n, Q
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' d0 S. e1 D7 Y W 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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# l: ~5 d* l5 P He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a t7 N. `: K9 t/ X
* h' q, c! r5 H/ L Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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7 n$ t' _: Y4 X K0 u7 P9 D 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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