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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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6 K& h8 s6 N. A) t9 a0 {% uA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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1 Z4 l! s/ n1 Z' S: g8 h1 } Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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# N1 N- g3 i, ]0 H* G4 y Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 1 \4 d. x; p: Z. {, t( ~' Z
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+ J' ~( W8 q: j& A She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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/ t7 L9 b: O$ N% j% H He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to - P8 R0 G- X+ `/ d# y' U
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Her and says,
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5 u8 F+ I. i& i) Q$ B V, ~+ v' s/ N 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to . ?2 _, `" y4 Y+ B& }4 J
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' / _$ B. }" Q, }7 N8 A" ~3 e
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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