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. j+ s8 t/ G1 R9 O0 Y) EA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ! g* {" W" X1 M. t! Z$ E
# z* ]& c. @# o1 u* u D Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 1 B/ u8 h, I5 m
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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& v7 o7 n* S4 B9 @& n+ \& F Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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2 c( b: W# C* b9 y5 m She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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9 y1 n7 v7 v$ P% U' l He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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% C: n3 Z" T- T$ u, y+ s6 l( v Her and says,
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$ o) Y# ~, C0 E, i 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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+ Y" B, U9 p _2 L Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ( J# t% ^& Q; D# l1 ], |- h* X" H
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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& E7 C0 a0 O7 f+ w Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 2 j% ]- f$ }7 W O/ `; x5 z
A1 C2 D9 \# o 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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