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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 9 x# Q* ^& o, Z6 T; W& U- j! s9 ?
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3 H' m3 v7 Y. `: L6 ]7 lA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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( l! p; O8 R& _) R$ f8 W( S Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' - ]; D+ ]! F( F \& r: L* O
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 9 M$ l% |- G$ d& K% f
' q& M. C. S5 J' l" Y0 r, m Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 8 Q1 f2 X1 X6 e4 D v1 h
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to $ {( N* m. k' Q! ^7 s: l. _
+ N' O. O9 H/ B& A2 i6 g! v8 T Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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, m: D* {- o' x" }8 Q* g/ j: {# j He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ! `7 W5 C9 `' @ e2 e+ X- b0 p
0 }# {& I7 v" m+ Y1 x/ Z! a Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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* c0 D: A: m; s2 v1 X5 ] 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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