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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. ; w: F" z6 ^0 u) i7 t! Q0 D
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' Y9 i, P( o8 c7 y. S
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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4 n8 K) a. ` o9 x e She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to # E7 S' w t8 t, H5 ]# }
7 m3 i l3 x f4 i( s* g* ?$ P Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to - ?; P' G1 p8 c5 R! y( y
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' " {& I2 o$ W' u
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ( Q& a8 m" `% o* R5 k
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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