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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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7 z2 q1 ?5 z! I3 \$ k5 @A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' Z/ g# H6 c4 w/ u$ X f; n
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' " C( ~! O% @* O
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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. D! D+ |1 }' B4 m9 c# ^* w Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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: F6 }2 {% E+ G. u She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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8 B; q. Q7 z) x: c5 } Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to . e+ r. Y1 W U* n
. ^: @/ e% u8 v Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a & H) }, Z- n9 K- c- A% N2 y
( O( F) J9 O) n2 x& Z Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 0 ^2 F e9 F( U8 J
5 |$ n- [, {. F9 P- I 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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