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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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2 ]6 M# Q) Y5 r% r Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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+ B5 K' V$ L }# f7 \ Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. * W! q' X/ \" w
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. {, [$ t. G1 L/ l& ]" ? She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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3 [4 a9 N, c. k4 \, x, F' q0 j8 m6 B2 D He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to . G" P. l8 O; X+ x/ C
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Her and says, ' \6 b3 E- X4 e4 Z* `2 O* \
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* ?3 ^/ S, z- F8 m% ^ 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 3 L: W7 m; R, d% z- A
' O, Z1 R& v/ n& ]; ]: q Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' & K) ?% v) W/ T& R! s) `; [$ P& e. r
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a . c) Z" W* X8 j, ^
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, & o Z$ F: m3 l! v6 ^1 r2 i w
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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