请教英语

kazaa

& _# L, ~) H0 R我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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Something like:

          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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4 c+ a" y$ k2 ]          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

2 \- P! P- G, ]          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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; x9 p  u; i" l  j“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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: j, G$ V0 x& e7 R“Would Jesus park like this?”
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“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
. p  \+ R8 m( ?1 o9 `+ ~5 QAdding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

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' I" J7 U$ u; {9 f4 w' |$ [我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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3 H- L5 J! t/ O/ q3 ?5 _“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

3 ]: r, X# V. u8 n这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。
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Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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; V& J5 N# f( F9 CThis one is for #3's:
7 d5 q3 u- `; @1 N$ Z- S0 W- jGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
' [, b0 \& |# g7 Z! w: s) CThis one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

& y4 x# O, X/ V1 K5 w- }6 L女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!