请教英语

kazaa

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我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

6 ^4 f( O1 E7 ]6 P5 w那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。
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我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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Something like:
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; v( I5 t, q4 o2 w. i* O! {          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

; V: K5 n9 S( P9 m0 s" H% L# m2 T! u          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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" a; ]8 F; ?, [2 |2 V- ]! D谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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- B- _7 P6 o- X; W“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”

“Would Jesus park like this?”

9 F1 B; r5 Z9 |7 a7 n! D“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris d ...

我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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$ {* h/ I% }1 T$ ^* p“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。
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Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
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kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
This one is for #3's:
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0 L( f/ X/ |7 t" w, q1 c2 O女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!