老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
8 L; ~! Y- n2 k" C习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
  F, @- ]4 l8 F性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
0 E* e7 Q( f( x' y2 C* z. p5 `教之道： The way of learning it
5 Q% V# b7 S: A2 o  Y! K+ j贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
/ E) h  h% ~: P6 R' h' g择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
  k& U* ~* R& ]! M# b, l# ~% F子不学： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
% S5 c* o# C# c" q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 x! \1 G2 y6 A6 y6 s  B' c教五子 All his five son took it
1 [: x# \5 p' V3 Y1 H- \+ g; x7 r2 q9 c名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
: }1 y! i2 y1 Q0 d; U/ n养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
8 K- Y# Y! R; i2 V% P父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 h6 H+ i. P/ i, B. ?+ [师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
- i" r; v& e; N子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
. j  [( a' k' }9 _& P玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
2 O2 a  W) H. o3 O, J1 j. I不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
! K- l; H1 X5 R# E! @* X不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
# d/ _- c; |$ n$ B! P' E性本善： Sex is good.
* H! h1 o" I$ j: U. f9 X7 \8 b性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
! i9 z' a! e- r+ |习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
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春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
5 O% [4 o' n5 u9 n9 v+ Y: j春泥是我的好導師。

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eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
2 ^; S7 A  p  V& k3 d" z
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, O, ~4 N2 \/ z) O, C6 ~* f* @别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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4 H" m4 J, s2 N% J5 L/ T此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless