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老外翻译的三字经

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发表于 2006-8-3 11:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初: At the beginning of life.
5 Q" U8 r8 `! _3 W. U性本善: Sex is good. . g. x3 t" c) r. I, T+ T& l
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
+ _2 Z( y7 @: `/ }1 ~7 j4 t( W! L习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it.
: e' o  r$ a  U4 ~' X1 i* Q苟不教: If you do not practise all the time. 2 t) ~) D$ j- j: m/ l. {6 G7 o' K: I  V
性乃迁: Sex will leave you.. ' g4 E4 P" ~: o" [: W, {
教之道: The way of learning it 3 t" m8 T  k8 h! A
贵以专: It is very important to make love with only one person. $ S. _1 u- g6 j( z  e$ t+ @
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 Q* Z' Q* p% v; U* r$ w# L! k择邻处: Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
% O& ~& M% c* U; U3 n- S子不学: If you don’t study hard, : I$ i9 {; }" G& e& D2 P  D
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless. , T; Y: c7 {5 b9 V, P7 b4 l
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
0 U6 W$ A9 C' b+ I* t6 h有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine " V8 Z0 `" A' U. x
教五子 All his five son took it 5 I4 _0 K) X) y/ }
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
0 u4 ?6 I' R! I- Y$ L7 A* b养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it, 1 y0 W( q! @* [' o, R# h: N
父之过 It is all your fault. 7 m, p) u. \4 g7 t" w
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, " j- u' a( S0 V6 ^1 u
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
* e( p" B) C2 f- m1 G  e子不学 You may refuse to study this 7 ]5 E" |/ B! B/ _' d0 j/ u$ N, t, S; I( p
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
3 ?/ a) u. y4 Q/ d9 b& i幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
+ d8 D5 D5 |$ M老何为 You will lose your ability when aged ! S# S1 e! v2 c. ]. `5 {8 a
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
7 m# f8 i2 j# \' Q不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
# T- @; h# \0 p$ D5 U; z( W  v人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
# O3 s8 {* G+ D$ D, T  D3 x不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:31 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
+ n: z, }5 n- Q  C人之初: At the beginning of life.
8 j5 s0 F# N: D性本善: Sex is good.
+ I, z0 @" b6 a8 G& o5 J* }性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
5 h" p' Y9 g- c习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it.
* ~6 Q  x! y4 E  c0 N( I苟不教: If you do not practise all the  ...

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发表于 2006-8-3 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
春泥是我的好導師。
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发表于 2006-8-4 14:01 | 显示全部楼层
这个太强了~~~~~~0 J# k7 V" U# v3 c+ y
顶一下~
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-4 14:06 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
& \/ c2 w5 W) c2 `  F: |6 A- O春泥是我的好導師。

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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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发表于 2006-8-5 03:10 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。

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此地无银三百两?2 F5 `* N4 U" Q& o$ E" _
春泥翻释水平很高啊!
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发表于 2006-8-6 22:27 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless
: |4 v: g9 i9 f; K) ^* ~这句,把useless 改为broken更符合原文,信达雅
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发表于 2006-8-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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