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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs? C" v( }7 j% {
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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( Q* _$ \, L% v8 W2 a" s3 k; zQ:中国人吃狗吗?
, a7 L3 |+ z& @' d0 \2 IA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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' \9 a& `, x8 x5 J7 pQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?, {# u! Y' [- |( `) }& O3 [
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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) y- A3 n) f( P3 Z/ DQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
) s. o+ P( G3 b+ T; \3 ? E9 w. k% {A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。5 K$ F7 ~% P) i2 A- {, S
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P+ l8 ?. Q! L* t4 ?Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
* u+ \. ~3 m: h8 G. kA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
9 K8 I2 g" L$ K$ u( d" G) T注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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0 E' F: N1 V- h5 L) a* uQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?8 u4 P& O( l5 L. _3 o* y
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。7 W& Y0 U3 d( c
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) S) N2 m* B& d6 bQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
$ S) |6 E9 M# q) J$ ]4 u& X& t& NA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.* @8 b; i3 ]' {" F
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
' \# }6 ]+ _& f* ]A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?3 d; }, G1 u8 {6 x# Y5 R
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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/ k( S* [3 M5 |, B+ s5 K0 LQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?: Y" N; i. z7 r! E" X# [+ N
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。- y/ d" a. ?8 r# N* V$ C
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" _3 I, [ o2 u2 {7 D3 l9 CQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?
$ _& k+ c6 U: b$ v5 {A: Because our parents don’t fuck around., W+ D. {6 Q$ ^+ f" j5 n4 z* T
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?& y3 }4 Z9 D& A) I+ b% d- g- E: i
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。! k X1 T( A3 P+ w8 m1 [
% u3 J3 @. A0 O) ]$ |7 R: h不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的- n8 v% X* b E. ?; o
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