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发表于 2006-4-12 20:47 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
; u$ O6 I. g/ H# K. ?      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
1 q! V- d. c9 O: f2.Is chicken soup good for your health?: s" p2 b7 p. F  D! d
      Not is you’re a chicken.
: V; [/ f; c2 B3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?. b# x9 x3 Z$ L
       The outside.
) A: Q; Y/ K' J4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?; Z' P$ P4 Q( e( }
         Fry-day!
4 G0 w6 a7 L) x* ~) v5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
% S; N) z  r/ A           No idea.
# j2 K. e* ~0 b8 e1 O6.Why you go to bed?5 x! R  i0 E1 ?1 X- k9 i+ o* _4 Y
          Because the bed won’t come to you.
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发表于 2006-4-16 15:08 | 显示全部楼层
。。。。。。笑不出来。
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发表于 2006-4-16 17:53 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表; ^% G( Q# L' d% V$ r$ v8 X
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?   k" W* W5 ]  a7 F3 N* U
      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." K: K) c3 q( t/ l" b" ~3 r- \
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?! W! Y# j, O( P! T8 A
      Not if you’re a chicken.
, o" h! ~, T! M2 e4 Q: j3.Which side of the chi ...
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发表于 2006-4-24 16:29 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
4 H8 c- \  C5 N) W1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 4 t5 Q6 z$ G' f0 i3 _) M
      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
3 I( J3 k) ~! A0 v9 \, t5 m2.Is chicken soup good for your health?* ^! j* W2 w% x% K! f( I
      Not is you’re a chicken." b7 l6 y1 ~; V5 @0 Q
3.Which side of the chi ...
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发表于 2006-4-30 12:32 | 显示全部楼层
不是很好笑...
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发表于 2006-5-5 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
Which side
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