1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 s) ?+ M( ?! Q+ R
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 7 S# V! V% {) a4 i2.Is chicken soup good for your health?# K% }" ~9 C( a/ x& x$ ]
Not is you’re a chicken.! U( X2 `& p. q- [
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?% Y. w% |. f) E' b
The outside.( f- J; i- v" t! V
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 7 d7 o7 X. C7 e7 ~: N5 ] Fry-day! ; ?* [3 m h2 T X6 \5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 9 i$ L9 z8 p4 d. n$ H) M7 s' G/ z4 A No idea.* Q' w8 Q0 n+ C5 U A
6.Why you go to bed? ; t5 k. {. ], `. h# x9 @+ y7 Y% t Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表4 r; S/ Z2 F/ s5 e/ F! e
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 E* `- H) G) t! `9 _5 P! b
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ' g: }+ t. L: \1 J) z U2.Is chicken soup good for your health? " m$ F) V. H, j Not if you’re a chicken.+ _& M& |; V# h& ^4 _3 y& X* t
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表5 r$ ?" C7 [0 x( t; c# x
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 n+ p [- H& c$ N- G
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.8 z x; ?- ]* [1 {0 X7 [
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? & n7 i! U# V+ b7 \& q |7 \ Not is you’re a chicken. 8 k2 z5 q/ L& ~3 o1 I" h" B3.Which side of the chi ...
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