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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
) N9 d# I& p: V' w" X( |! y I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
, v9 p+ n5 ?# g! K2.Is chicken soup good for your health?9 o5 t. ^. ^. l) l. K4 s, C; H
Not is you’re a chicken.9 ]) d7 n5 m: D: d
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
/ U1 ^% l; H$ v+ r The outside.
) z T. o- b! G4 K0 T4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
$ s* ?4 i m) H2 c- e+ k# R3 H s Fry-day!1 E# T8 G/ n6 M8 m
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
9 `6 i' W# S/ e1 P; b( z8 b, f6 l No idea.
' \6 \, ?" P1 R$ p" `6.Why you go to bed?% ^0 h, n9 F/ e) Q$ r/ u
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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