1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? " ~) i; M# j' Y% q. o4 w! ^
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 0 ~! L1 s: c$ R6 u2 F% e6 O( }2.Is chicken soup good for your health?4 o5 s1 v8 ]% h) t! E$ C
Not is you’re a chicken.+ {9 | {! ^3 B8 ?+ O
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?% W% N4 V) f4 }
The outside.- Z4 Y4 d k* y
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?7 @. q4 b) s, Q
Fry-day!) c( H2 ?% T8 O* [) _
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 3 t6 L7 R4 h$ U i2 A% Q( e3 N: V3 z No idea. / i) r* N" `1 P6 t5 @7 C2 ~6.Why you go to bed?5 b0 g- J, o0 n8 q
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 + ^ t- k' ]3 V5 m b. r) z( o5 p1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 1 Z7 S! X: C1 ^2 J L
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.- M: j) h- @: ]) \! V7 D
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?# t! n, D) r4 [2 T/ a0 v1 J" t
Not if you’re a chicken. ' S2 E4 I5 f3 i3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 + v% P' I9 a1 C5 I, E$ a S2 c1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' V! \6 s0 [5 f ]
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.- b) }3 P2 G2 O4 \! ?
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 1 O3 z% h2 h& N% l Not is you’re a chicken., e" m+ V/ z7 N/ C
3.Which side of the chi ...
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