1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % H9 ?/ E! i$ W4 \0 i h I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.! Z* m8 V8 X9 J
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? , W4 W b4 Q; j0 }3 Q" O0 Z1 ` Not is you’re a chicken.1 v# C0 _# W2 |* A0 {' e; _
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?" J" M, N) f. C
The outside.3 T* J4 s0 E- }
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?( B& Q$ ?8 E" a! r
Fry-day! 3 A+ e3 `, ^# E; B5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?' C j* ]% l5 S# S4 R: M
No idea. ( J, f% H! P; ?; _# ?6.Why you go to bed? * [- Y: @! [* q# K5 P4 r Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 H; z% y9 A5 j+ ~# o1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? , u( k1 c# f1 w% U4 E/ u7 v! P
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.7 }0 n" [, P, G
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ; W: v! s/ a# z Not if you’re a chicken. " t* x8 @1 U5 ] y/ }3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表; M) L& |8 _' v0 x5 ?6 v; T
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + B, j5 l' Z9 Y) r6 B; p I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 1 A2 w/ b8 ]0 k* u0 ]6 ~2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 C5 k' @3 @5 K4 }$ o
Not is you’re a chicken.9 [8 E* A) p2 W: z9 P2 l6 n5 _; L6 `
3.Which side of the chi ...
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