1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 v* a+ i2 T6 L I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.# ?# |4 Z1 e8 I2 g8 {. S: U' z' P
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ) {# v7 v$ o+ e8 q @) J0 q Not is you’re a chicken. 9 `2 S1 A7 z) u. \3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ; A$ L* |4 ?7 s" ?0 T- }% _ The outside. 1 T4 r( x; _- {5 {! |0 t6 Q9 p4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 7 @6 x8 {4 W% m8 \ m, g( ] Fry-day!) p+ W% V% c) B Z! Z5 x
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 4 j2 \/ F& @7 B( w No idea. + d* Z# H _- o& {6.Why you go to bed? - B+ n; P O" ~+ L Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 % Q+ S8 \( I3 S1 f) A9 Z( h7 K1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 1 y8 S5 w, }6 n6 L, F$ ^ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 4 E: N; U$ \1 ?" }2.Is chicken soup good for your health?$ O/ j! g9 W+ f I ~
Not if you’re a chicken. $ v, m- K5 A0 r3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ' O$ S- I0 H) Q. Y! |8 u1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? . W+ n7 q9 q2 Y+ n, C d/ D
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 1 n/ U# o) W7 ^+ e, Z- v2.Is chicken soup good for your health?' e8 u4 t& z7 g Y m0 c
Not is you’re a chicken. 5 K" p3 N% Y4 r1 z( C# S' J3.Which side of the chi ...
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