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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
* v! h. L( u' c$ N6 k/ Y- a I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
+ V6 \0 p) k. V1 p, X2.Is chicken soup good for your health?' M6 L# D+ c. m3 H) E- h+ v
Not is you’re a chicken.
- Y7 s' ]( k1 P$ M7 Q. {$ w3 Q1 s+ T3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
s, L; B7 `. I, Z1 n3 }+ R- N" p The outside.
& Q: U: ]* E' G" _! T+ W4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?# O0 L! F% O; r0 ]. z5 y$ L+ M
Fry-day!" g, |7 P/ H8 i) v4 }# c, N
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?* _, ^' W6 I' A" E
No idea.
X- j$ }8 x W0 [' r8 | |6.Why you go to bed?1 m' T# @; g3 h
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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