1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ; u$ O6 I. g/ H# K. ? I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 1 q! V- d. c9 O: f2.Is chicken soup good for your health?: s" p2 b7 p. F D! d
Not is you’re a chicken. : V; [/ f; c2 B3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?. b# x9 x3 Z$ L
The outside. ) A: Q; Y/ K' J4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?; Z' P$ P4 Q( e( }
Fry-day! 4 G0 w6 a7 L) x* ~) v5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? % S; N) z r/ A No idea. # j2 K. e* ~0 b8 e1 O6.Why you go to bed?5 x! R i0 E1 ?1 X- k9 i+ o* _4 Y
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表; ^% G( Q# L' d% V$ r$ v8 X
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? k" W* W5 ] a7 F3 N* U
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." K: K) c3 q( t/ l" b" ~3 r- \
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?! W! Y# j, O( P! T8 A
Not if you’re a chicken. , o" h! ~, T! M2 e4 Q: j3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 4 H8 c- \ C5 N) W1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 4 t5 Q6 z$ G' f0 i3 _) M
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 3 I( J3 k) ~! A0 v9 \, t5 m2.Is chicken soup good for your health?* ^! j* W2 w% x% K! f( I
Not is you’re a chicken." b7 l6 y1 ~; V5 @0 Q
3.Which side of the chi ...
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