Curious white kid asked, "hi newday, why do Chinese people have 12 zodiac animals?" + V$ v8 v/ z7 E, O) J: b 3 s/ r! z" G7 KNewday replied, "they were chosen because they are the most popular choices on our dinner menu." 5 Z4 q! @0 K* d" Y, ~ / t! [$ l# G( n: rWhite kid runs away ...