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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
3 i- T1 j+ q# H* O5 I1 K; y chis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he" R7 W- A4 d; ^) |
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he$ A3 Z7 D; \; V) g- H
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked8 w4 V' C3 f# i) G3 J- C: t0 |' E; `
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,/ m$ v6 | j! }5 y) _6 ~
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,# s$ @' J6 W) O' y. |6 O0 w
except... ahhh... never mind."9 H6 e" } C- W% q- Z$ H; s& a" }
$ H2 ?3 E1 K8 L2 q+ k "Except what?" the man asked.0 m: c3 q7 q1 l7 O" e
"Nothing, nothing."
0 o7 e \# |* a5 O3 P "C'mon, tell me!"
8 c1 `5 E5 ?4 g! ~0 E "Well, there is VooDoo Dick.": A& d1 w: t( r: a$ z
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
# {% j& n( L( B* s$ O0 y "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed." } D# c s% M7 a
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
/ S e$ ?1 z6 O0 b; T3 icarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very* E; W* i, K) H/ i" d
ordinary-looking black dildo.( W! \- S5 ?1 n5 l( f, f
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?": L, P% `& s+ B) U: L
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old$ d! z2 E, ?1 U/ s5 {( |+ Q: n
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."9 F. N5 g6 m0 o" V9 g' X1 [6 v
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started2 ^( q% w0 ]* l& |' r, ]7 u
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
" j+ M( }! `! ]developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,2 f2 c$ E3 l* f# P
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to9 F; n4 }! d* R
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
C( D- @8 h! a4 x }9 nwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took" q5 F3 k& x2 r) I3 {1 S& f5 V$ ^. A" n6 ^
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
7 R6 }( u4 }% {she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
/ M/ F% f8 B/ e: F0 i3 o+ j7 Q6 F4 o! C6 zsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.' I, w: Z2 g, \, h
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She+ Z0 ]% w: T2 j/ j& [
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she9 W* v( S: ?! Z V- v6 I% A
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,6 A' P# U9 Q7 k6 l, F
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
) a f7 |& [$ t# `1 A L" Cgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she 2 Y0 c& C( `1 Q, q) ^6 n
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
1 Z: j( }3 q, t% H6 Qhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!# }( k$ N8 [! @/ D5 Z+ @& u" @' E
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried0 r# W6 f0 H9 K5 r G+ ], l
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick% v, n, s' T; A( d
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
0 @9 M! u* o2 q; j. p4 gto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming6 w8 I" k( {: S
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next9 |4 H! }: F% }/ T0 ?8 r
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights' z d* b' j% o: s$ n6 p% ^7 ^) o9 d- {
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
) ~% H% Z, _5 B0 M2 Z/ Gmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
4 q ]$ |: d; D: S2 {hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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7 w$ E. u7 }) [* ^- [ The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right5 c! t) B+ v% S } T' V v
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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