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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew" h& |: ]* }; H
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he, B2 D" h+ z J0 I% w+ ~) R- r
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
, h# B& t# }7 R: `8 @9 \; Bbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
]& E2 S6 F5 |' Zif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
3 M& \. g9 Z% qI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,: G9 x$ G5 `4 H, K, j0 N
except... ahhh... never mind."5 H( H/ e6 ^9 d2 W
4 g4 {3 V+ S7 W4 O3 X "Except what?" the man asked.9 X/ t% @( W# V9 F! d N3 q1 n. P1 }
"Nothing, nothing."5 N* L4 K( f; Z; Y2 c+ h1 O
"C'mon, tell me!"
2 T) E8 {1 P0 J: ~6 J _ f( e "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."4 B' h' ~2 A* b; H' ?$ O! M
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.$ n/ U4 _8 y9 g, W6 |6 f
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."/ m- L$ k" X# C& G9 }8 c* h, H+ `9 f
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
9 Q/ S( a( n; Y. H0 Scarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
6 W7 x/ N' w- [4 G$ Wordinary-looking black dildo.; _% Y- d0 w9 r- P% n E
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
' v* \8 Q# f7 W, i+ Z3 @+ X5 Sman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."2 k* R: z& t' Q Z+ }
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
. r; o8 p7 X7 i+ p$ [6 Y3 H' S# {0 ~3 Kscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack / V' g- u d$ ]- [4 C; u9 [
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,0 b0 O6 w/ {0 r# b% v- y
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to8 l! D$ g5 {5 r; n4 o/ x6 Y. I
the box and lay there, quiet once again. l4 Z* f% u4 |! A% X8 t- c
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
( |; [2 T m2 b4 W0 Iwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took# n" J1 A% u" N3 ? [( {
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
+ Q( P9 \- L7 T( P8 o1 lshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip% h7 E$ a& D" Y U, {) u% U
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.) H; q0 [+ s& A
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
* f) Y3 a3 W6 Y: Lthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
Y5 [* ?- t* O; y+ ]remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,( h% N2 \, J+ v4 \
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was! k. R2 n7 `' y" x. [
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
! H$ ?( R z5 y# O, A# idecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
. \0 @2 b/ S- D- b$ K; vhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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+ @* p4 B5 p2 G/ R- t She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried$ q7 a9 K) \8 h/ x
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
% Y. @" P3 W; o5 U) U2 zjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
" c# ]8 U. ?* q0 x; l& d2 Tto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
# U' s3 Z+ Q; x( D: atraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
+ j5 ^+ j# ^3 Q G5 ?9 Qthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
" y+ \8 h0 q3 ?6 Q% K5 Z5 cflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how1 n% V- P( i+ g2 E) Z
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
9 l1 F5 u4 c; M% [/ U, v/ W0 uhadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.3 s8 r. p5 W1 W6 J5 T
+ W9 D6 D6 ?) T4 o The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
" Z& G" v2 c# ilady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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