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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew0 K* J& t1 q* @* _
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he. Q& I& Q: n" X
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
& |) i( {" ^# K( Pbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
" V$ h: v- j: x, Y+ hif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
7 B8 ~% p0 `0 E8 w2 XI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
?$ ?6 h( X& n8 u+ { vexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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, E% }( X8 e! f) K: _& U "Except what?" the man asked.
9 X' _: `; T2 u "Nothing, nothing."% _8 u ^5 [) O |! |5 C# y! @( F
"C'mon, tell me!": U4 u9 G/ A0 i7 [6 Y# k, \
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
! A! c' {; h( O0 T: n "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.! P0 U5 D2 }8 I% X9 T9 c' }6 a
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
+ d- I' T% j* ~: ~3 } So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
! Q" S x |! H" Scarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very* P2 _9 _) F7 }! C
ordinary-looking black dildo.
; U* \; x4 p9 @! l0 S The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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( U, P. a/ a' f3 g4 z1 z The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old" ?1 r q, S6 H3 F
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
" C7 N* X2 H2 T# X& l- y: Y# n& l VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
9 |8 ^0 J* j8 `screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
* b1 }+ m3 F9 {/ d% e! l. |4 \, hdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,+ Y; e' V4 p {0 g- ? U9 Z
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to( h) _" ]1 H2 s4 @
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
7 o" `" ?& m" G0 B+ ^+ I! Bwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
* K+ H/ m) F$ Q9 t2 _8 A% cit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all & c7 R& H0 N' ]
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
; A2 Z4 Z2 D2 D! isatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.+ N; }. A1 k2 U1 y- x/ d
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
) L* S0 ~$ t4 {/ Zthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she5 {0 l. [# o0 D: [5 `- g4 ]
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
1 g% s- C5 X( O3 ~3 W"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
- j" V6 I( u' }) r+ @great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she . s0 y4 J4 z% Z8 M1 N
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her4 [/ ?0 T- G. J* D3 v, z
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!0 s: s2 }. i7 \5 [# c
8 m L* ?5 ^: v+ p; N She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
& R5 c9 c! P) c; l* ^; B* gto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
) g, P3 P, e" w* w! r% e; |' p- Wjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
! k Y: m5 a; a! s& V7 _to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
" ~4 P9 s; R' Q `# `8 {traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next2 o% K* }) d3 O5 `; f0 |+ N+ u
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights; N! x L# M1 l
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
! a8 |' L4 ?# h2 m4 C3 bmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
D) G/ v0 E4 Z# W, ]0 @hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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( X" l. }4 g( F6 |! w" N& j" O+ A The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right" M @+ T2 q0 s$ W' ^2 @
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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