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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew; ^# s) K* _3 S! Z, W8 P" R. O) }8 W
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
) B% o# @- j) odecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
$ L/ p! |0 U: l3 v9 A: `3 a) qbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked1 X3 ?) g- j1 n& \, g
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,$ W& c% F$ E/ [8 t2 P2 S; I/ V F
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
6 |3 K H# v" w: R+ M8 Zexcept... ahhh... never mind."8 `$ p) N+ _0 v ^! X# K& g5 Y
/ z7 Q: X9 n. V4 W7 ] "Except what?" the man asked.6 H5 N) N! `% m) l
"Nothing, nothing."
+ ?: h" h' b) R" C "C'mon, tell me!"
' q" Q9 h K1 O B0 g' { x "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."4 l: M/ r7 P( C/ o8 `" F* G; J
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
, [" [- h* i" v' p "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
2 o# \3 {6 j3 G2 q2 W z1 _# W So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
: ~( n E+ b! {) C' j6 ~+ dcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very0 W4 @1 d& _- r$ X
ordinary-looking black dildo.4 o$ h! q# _# R) Z4 f
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"- z. i2 g0 [" ?
( \5 i: _7 m( P) c The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old4 _% o' a" j2 L1 Q. c, J; Q
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
8 ~! Y% }% v, `% s0 E. @ VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started: v" r# _9 ^. v& z- k
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack + [6 i9 F, b3 q$ L) F3 S( `8 i; B
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,9 G. v6 m; M- E" g3 `3 l* F& M
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to9 a8 `( J$ R4 r+ j4 U5 u5 H
the box and lay there, quiet once again.4 A/ p# T! w, @
& S+ {4 l7 q5 |$ w R/ F "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it& E+ B* @& S! D0 j
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took; H" n6 v! X1 E" K i, S2 x
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all 4 y8 A5 R& ~1 B k4 N: P9 K
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
( V, _: _9 \/ q! @% gsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.8 ^. x) Y+ m; c$ R" {
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
: J0 ]5 z9 {! G. {$ t# ethought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
: J: ^ t! c4 D7 G7 t& `( ]remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
9 r2 r* G5 d5 v7 f"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
% V; \& Z, ` O8 Cgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she : K& T2 c" i9 M7 h2 F
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her8 U- \' N3 }0 z' H h/ @& w
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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' H6 B7 q( ]" _2 b She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried- Y" i' q) _: T" }
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick. \2 f8 z1 [; P0 M
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.1 n; u# Q+ M! a: W
( L+ c0 S$ {0 w6 | Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
1 l! i- B* P3 C7 ]- @! O4 U. lto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming6 b' [3 L) ?$ F+ j, b
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next& o4 m3 z1 x- y4 b! `
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
. D; S: ~8 }+ |; |6 B Vflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how. }5 Y% k$ t( j( K/ s
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she1 O: c& d1 P' I" K7 [* I
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right \6 P4 j, P/ P( `! _
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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