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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
5 e) m" Q. ^" d* {1 N8 I, @) Chis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he- z2 \7 M; x; o, S! X
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
x3 C% |. ~- ^, {7 u* Y* Y( ~ Ebrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
0 w- Q/ d1 {0 a d1 N" Gif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well," ^/ m7 i8 n- C9 @( ?
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
! m7 ^: @* _" \0 N9 F4 `9 p6 n2 Texcept... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.) w+ l: T& r {
"Nothing, nothing."
/ l+ P+ Q6 j o$ @8 j$ c "C'mon, tell me!"
- t7 u& d( ]8 Z" h9 Q "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
$ d8 J% a( h% B: ~7 z "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
% y% C8 D$ V0 \% O! W! M "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
$ ^. c2 j- u) D) V/ t7 L2 _ So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
% u$ P, C4 U7 W# Vcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very2 y: F5 [# F: v; d+ N3 }" [
ordinary-looking black dildo.8 x* n) t% n# B& T( e* K; m; N
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"; y+ L4 G5 r. a
3 l4 ]( A7 s4 H- X% p1 _ The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old! {! D8 J. d" j9 n# i4 o/ O
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."& _4 O6 d! L: { f, H8 a! n
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
3 I' A) V* s4 Iscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack ) ~/ T# b2 v. p" a8 D3 _2 J
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,. Q( L6 b) T9 p! Q& y2 r+ x9 j. s
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
$ ]; }3 ^* r- ^8 Zthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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) O) m' e0 o0 ^1 Z "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it, n+ b* M0 k. {: \" ^2 T
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
7 l% r% c/ j: Q% \# ^ T6 xit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
1 ^: m2 s) n/ D( z8 S2 H: pshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
, I8 w% f2 P% Q4 S* A, i- msatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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( }! n6 U$ D0 A After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
1 P' |* S+ o) X9 Q; D2 E; Hthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
$ I0 [; v) \' u& ], n* y3 aremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,0 V. d2 Q1 K, r) f
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was" i( m% [9 C1 \
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
! q G& \/ I: I2 _: ^5 z+ K5 gdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her) H4 l+ @/ ]6 ~5 j9 u+ i
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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# e. O2 t8 C9 S4 e7 p2 G She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried( R: r' i& K/ i" R. u9 Z8 T
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
9 V/ ^; w5 m3 Hjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive; _ g0 [; l y7 \6 \
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
5 Y' @; A' G. M! C4 B) H2 T& Vtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next1 l: k5 ^) v- p! c
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights6 ] U, ?! z b) d: M0 v2 |
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
- J3 d6 A4 z6 M; i, g( Wmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she# k+ h9 M6 f$ `( r9 }
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.$ ~! e5 z9 k) J
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
8 z2 L# l! i3 c5 s2 e3 Klady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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