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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew0 c/ i( {( Z5 O" p7 V
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
# D; g, v. h" `: j# `6 Edecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
) c$ f& s+ @0 ?$ |browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
3 i" k( T$ [ M" x' Y8 K" cif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,/ w, v5 M P/ G2 s0 ?
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
" @0 h! F( Y, Uexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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& b2 [) {$ }" b' G* H "Except what?" the man asked.
5 L! D8 m$ d. Y% b9 p& @ "Nothing, nothing."3 d) E G6 u( ]0 E# D
"C'mon, tell me!"0 x% Y4 \6 |1 J {; W5 M" M
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
2 t. u& {' D! ?& h' ?" g0 Q "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.5 _: `! a& u" K- ]) E- ~! k
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."3 f. _7 @" x2 f/ u% X$ A: {$ C
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
4 a& m8 X7 f# T+ Ycarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
% O. V9 w$ ^, M+ K Q7 L( Iordinary-looking black dildo.& e% \6 h M9 }6 Z* H. h: l: c) i
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?") i% g8 Z6 ?+ G4 l6 a1 G
$ m! F- ]3 s; V' s$ `7 o4 w The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
: m1 m' Q; O. j) S, Uman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."; _3 F9 `5 E; d0 f
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
) I( Y- @2 z7 h; L0 Sscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 3 F* }1 ]: p' d* s! A% j
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
4 a2 n Z/ z! c+ ], y8 \ ^3 t3 e"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
' r. G$ ?( n Z6 u0 I8 Ythe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
1 ^2 l: ?) \6 E3 Rwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
R2 J- v) q' @' A' n' v( oit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
" V7 N% s7 o, O- a: Lshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
+ a+ s+ l* G" N. x) Nsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She- S6 F1 m) k2 j5 G+ q- \1 J: g2 z a
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
3 I3 x6 }, X" jremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,# J4 I$ V( ?; ~
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was G$ a: a8 ]. X8 ?; X8 o
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she + h+ D8 x* ^% ]! r3 w7 D2 V
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her+ V, B* v4 e4 f6 a: C$ a h
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!) j2 i. W3 @; q5 B s3 g5 Z
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
. g9 i, y8 B- N. y% Y( u0 b( |to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick+ P! u3 H8 p- }/ l" {1 A/ x( b- s
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.) ]6 ~1 A8 j1 x! x0 y
. @( z0 v/ u; q9 E Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive% d& u0 i) l8 z) A
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming. o+ Z1 n+ t* @
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
2 V! R% \; J/ U1 ~6 z- Cthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights- c* K, o5 e- D& X% X
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how, ~6 l/ Z- U' f, P$ |/ r7 ^
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she9 Q Y- q/ N; A Z) w: q3 b) w4 C1 _( ?
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right5 S6 j- ]/ f( J2 }) i% [( y
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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