What it really means:1 ^ C# L) n( M
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40-ish = 49* o4 L7 m1 A$ x! Y
Adventurous = Slept with everyone 0 K& S) R: X' d& w: V h+ mAthletic = No boobs U6 [! q0 w6 _6 w. Y
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy $ D* N5 S& \- v4 O' \" K- eBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead 6 Q( x& b7 c# ~' K% {0 I- @; w2 f# ]Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills , J* K8 V# Z9 X1 e* REmotionally Secure = On medication1 \: o C! Z+ r( l3 c
Feminist = Fat, hates men6 D7 o/ V1 n0 p0 Q6 v
Free Spirit = Junkie8 B2 V; L& \/ [6 p
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person 6 @* V" D- F( u8 T- [. Y& P E5 FFun = Annoying5 B7 u2 o5 f- C% l3 {) N/ O
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places$ E s9 q+ X2 Q6 a5 v! n+ \6 A
Open Minded = Desperate " z# n* C7 t- Y% Z$ Q6 F. vOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing ; C' e% g C) M' \3 N" \Passionate = Sloppy Drunk; J$ J( K! k% H( E# F; s) Y, h6 y% a
Professional = Bitch; T* L" | n0 F/ |* h3 e; ]$ d
Voluptuous = Very Fat, z; j( S. O6 L' e! I4 B. `
Large Frame = Hugely Fat ! c/ m, e" b5 z4 r& rNeeds soul mate = Stalker