What it really means:1 S$ H9 ]" E5 X
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40-ish = 49 U- @) E, ~& c/ D
Adventurous = Slept with everyone " O' V) X* x- n% B6 f7 @1 d3 x& g6 zAthletic = No boobs& q+ y9 K4 E4 u0 f; I1 ]# D8 O f
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy ; p6 W4 Y: Q: v; n0 dBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead g: r: F1 O; a0 h
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills! e4 x+ B6 s) @: O9 s
Emotionally Secure = On medication$ c* s, q- R, n
Feminist = Fat, hates men+ _+ n6 _5 c' ?5 u5 n3 i3 y
Free Spirit = Junkie- h. C3 G0 V& R: k" T8 l0 M
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person : @# J+ G" C0 _8 i1 t: Z) wFun = Annoying3 b1 e3 W* F# T% B3 [2 y, K
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places# |9 [: a; d& _8 C4 I
Open Minded = Desperate- v4 L' U$ U9 K( L- V
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing 7 A! m& R d" D: V+ a! GPassionate = Sloppy Drunk$ G/ v, ~( q+ s
Professional = Bitch & K J& p2 @' |4 n$ ?9 R, eVoluptuous = Very Fat# w1 q2 c) H- r/ R9 r4 A9 S; I
Large Frame = Hugely Fat2 N1 J* Z# ^8 f: D( u [5 z
Needs soul mate = Stalker