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& B; r' g+ b3 E* E2 @) S5 ?40-ish = 49
6 I" u: ^9 _6 a% Q! w. {8 S7 wAdventurous = Slept with everyone; F( P; M; J5 A! \' ?
Athletic = No boobs
& L7 n. Q9 w. b" ]7 Z; G( w, pAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
/ I% P/ M0 F( Z* n' LBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead2 f* L& Q2 ? d/ Q1 B# T; `
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
4 e P8 M0 i+ @4 J/ k! [Emotionally Secure = On medication, ~) ` l3 C, \9 Z8 Q: L
Feminist = Fat, hates men
! H/ c# v+ n5 _Free Spirit = Junkie
4 J8 h0 W8 O6 I; F/ Z1 P! d# n5 ?# oFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person
1 v/ K/ r; b% M1 @1 @Fun = Annoying
" c. I$ `- F# q) \( Q) gNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places
$ s/ I/ V& _. H, QOpen Minded = Desperate
$ d" U) O) t3 K2 O* W. Z, O5 ]Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing0 l4 k1 _, U0 J& {7 W! l
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk' d# l4 Q, M) G, _+ l! p8 x; M9 Q
Professional = Bitch
8 I, h( F. `, s7 oVoluptuous = Very Fat3 E9 X4 i2 |% I4 Z$ Z$ R
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
& I. {9 Y( S& Z9 uNeeds soul mate = Stalker |
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