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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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* r# J, Y8 _0 O5 D. K9 ^0 S/ {"Is that you Fred?" ' c+ K- F; d4 H- f
1 E0 c' D- ]+ S' n5 ?# x"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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) G8 N- G2 u8 @: Z"What is it like?" $ H, K4 W, @) i5 l# W5 K* Y* ]) @
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." * Y K: N) O2 u( L' ]
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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