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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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6 |. O' W9 B3 L9 p( T"Is that you Fred?" / t- w% K J* g9 B# r6 g- |1 y) S
, d; u; c/ z% p+ w' H"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." , z2 u+ B* F' M. T( ~1 G0 t
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"What is it like?" $ d9 G- V7 D& f' ^% a; Y, v
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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! E! |/ o) k9 l6 a/ m8 N"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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