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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. & r- h1 _/ r. T- O# l
a2 }/ ~: n+ V- Z* ~" z7 i"Mary... Mary...." ) w5 _0 y% f& \: K4 c. L
2 l$ [ z. y: \7 t"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ( i4 O8 t, X$ @2 N& S4 h: ]& Y
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"What is it like?" & F% D9 [% K! K0 e# R3 L. W
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ; t2 }0 e3 Q. t* E" n5 z
0 T" G! s2 @# g- G$ `; j4 w"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." * ~5 [" c: e' H
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