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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." - S2 X+ E7 {! C3 {+ C
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"Is that you Fred?" 0 N/ B4 c) H5 M
3 M5 O/ R" r# W( ~8 D8 c9 x6 a"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." # ]; O$ O3 Y/ B% u
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"What is it like?" ! C1 c! v& o' ]& R, R% F; N
' |+ A1 Z. [% y: Z% W" w"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ; R7 o1 w u G" Q5 K
5 C) I+ T$ i+ s; g7 g# r"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 1 E$ }7 X7 w8 X4 A
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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