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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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, |9 V2 L9 c9 e. Z- l( b"Mary... Mary...." 3 R# x9 q' e" c: j* o8 ?
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"Is that you Fred?"
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+ u! @1 q! G4 v"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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; R* |/ T+ s7 T% U"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " . K) d- N6 v/ r6 A
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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