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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." ! v% q6 q I# D4 X
1 O& u. `5 M/ j# m0 m' u"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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- h: S2 S0 O; P) j7 F2 Z v"What is it like?" ' L" |- S& w3 I
& A1 h5 V2 G( m3 k# ]"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " S6 e; u7 d2 p& t' ^
7 P" \" n# F* F ^, K/ A"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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