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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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1 o$ V+ O4 Z% z3 O2 F"Mary... Mary...." 5 @9 [( H0 c: i! n2 U
: c `' Z. O+ h"Is that you Fred?" . _( _3 Q; u2 E' _7 M6 T p+ v
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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8 s4 f0 h+ A# X2 n4 w"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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