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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. $ O# T% U0 Z9 U9 Z: K
! n2 D- s$ `/ A: i: k2 h"Mary... Mary...." - y6 l4 F$ \. p: W% x: q4 s
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 5 Y' t8 U5 [. r) t* X5 X
! I" z8 r" `& F"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " * I5 r/ ~5 d( T4 u3 a
/ Q/ j2 b7 ?, r' w, ^"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." & r/ A" C% S! T9 Z' l) b
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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