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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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0 Y! T1 b5 J0 G$ b" z; V"Mary... Mary...." 8 d. H9 j9 K/ a" m$ s. `( T m
+ X* s4 w9 }! Z' x"Is that you Fred?" / ~. a1 X' E. m7 g# s
6 z2 p3 y3 @( Z" m& J i7 z' b. J"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" ( v, R4 x5 b2 N' P0 S
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " % P1 F J" F3 J) d' Q1 {4 _6 q
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ' f) c' x B4 U6 ^$ c
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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