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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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7 E6 z! b; K- `& F/ H: x5 ]4 f"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." e5 A3 B0 u$ _# I6 h8 Q
: h0 s }! |' S. c% Z"What is it like?"
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( J' b6 [6 s. t7 d$ f8 ~: c"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " $ }( T% M$ U* U8 I; F
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." - `1 ]- a: Y4 m g5 W; j
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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