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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. & D. G( @) j: W) L' q6 Y
# S% U0 I" y5 B4 s% U. s"Mary... Mary...." 5 t% ?! {% `% _4 u# j
0 K0 W" E+ \2 A) c$ P"Is that you Fred?"
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: D* _$ [9 v9 [' j& l B# g) r% H3 [6 b"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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; \3 ]/ U: E9 }: M8 z1 N"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ; N4 t0 K, \/ U y8 T
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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