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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. * s. S& ?, D' w( r' C
/ C) B4 L! I! L"Mary... Mary...."
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- n$ s" y; S# X' A% ?"Is that you Fred?"
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5 Z. v0 R0 s X7 \+ Z' K' K, ?"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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5 ?3 q1 @* T$ q1 n+ U1 q) l"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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) f" w0 J/ V0 {9 p- G5 U"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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