英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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% N/ J9 \" _  x3 A+ z"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

"Well done. Who was that?"

+ e1 Z: b1 v! j' Z3 s. I"My granny."
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5 S% s# T+ s# V% P, ?. w- T) ^"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点

7 n1 `4 [& A: e& |3 s* Z- \“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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8 F) `4 j) H. K' l6 I“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。

9 I- E8 \0 Y  Z/ G& g1 p1 v) H“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

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小叶子

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天涯明月夜

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可爱的狗狗

挺有意思的！

寒塘鹤影

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