英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

0 b- Z& e# O( n5 Z  S"Well done. Who was that?"

3 F  y: f/ X% e( I) q: o"My granny."

8 d/ Y  P2 @' \/ ^$ E) f! m"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

0 _! K3 q) l& [+ K' F"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点

8 L; B3 ~$ y8 V* {  K% |9 B“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”

' S% N" _/ m  }2 {' ~9 V% Y% [“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。

“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

我行我酷

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小叶子

xixi

天涯明月夜

嘿嘿

可爱的狗狗

挺有意思的！

寒塘鹤影

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