英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

  H6 a: k, E. a" n7 W"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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- M, X6 E' ?: E6 `7 O  @# w"Well done. Who was that?"
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2 p, b) Y" w) R: f& `5 ^"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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% S8 P5 r' k% Z' w5 a" _  {. Q# U"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点

“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。
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“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

我行我酷

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小叶子

xixi

天涯明月夜

嘿嘿

可爱的狗狗

挺有意思的！

寒塘鹤影

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