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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"8 f* A8 _* m9 J+ a  J& Y. ^

( G6 o, j3 j8 e7 v"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."- N  p% m: S! o0 Z, W: b3 f
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"Well done. Who was that?"
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  @) j' Q  g  D+ G"My granny."3 k1 Y" D4 N- P& Q
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."8 `6 m- \8 k/ o" N# _' ]6 o, t

5 b2 |, \. i7 m: v$ w- y; _( ]: U"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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  m  P7 X. F. Z4 I7 a1 @; d- g“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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, M/ b; V! C- C; X( T“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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' ~7 F  O5 C/ x; v' `“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
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