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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it., P6 n% M; Q* U: H, y4 ?0 w, M
7 a4 G6 j0 l P" ]1 O9 KI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) k, {; j. Z. B
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.2 }" q: U# b; g/ E. N/ q
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
- S. E T7 A. x2 Z* m& FWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
$ ^/ t% S3 s) |5 Zthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for* Y* s" [) L) p) D' ?. z
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
- P% ] j* \+ Y ywords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
( i6 I" \- h& BThere are some people that are not into all the words.
" w1 R F8 B9 b& ]0 G9 gThere are some that would have you not use certain words.( c6 G% C b; W* X
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7" U0 H* o- h6 I, H$ c
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is./ ]6 ?( L5 C+ N: j6 P7 U1 O
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! x, e; m" Z; ]* ]: o
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,1 V& E; H4 F. E9 @" m4 n* s9 F8 V
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
- e7 e! e! ~! t5 {& ~"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
3 r% U7 l( U* ~; w) |# Xand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?/ C9 J" h) v; f: C
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
4 L& `+ \1 H; y' eThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
1 W* U) }) N: G- `" o( r- Dcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
: ^5 ?( v l [0 a# q7 g4 B0 O- s"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& D) r& j. |. Y0 `: h# f! d
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
: w6 \: S! s( n# W7 T6 hsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
8 S8 ]3 t7 A1 P2 Y+ R2 {4 jman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
. j+ k/ t \3 ysnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist% K; b3 X4 v% r7 Y! l+ i
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
* o) Z. a y# ]( N5 l- \! d) {8 ~Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
( j8 U* h9 f" o( l+ z a, B9 q; y8 WOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
k$ p0 Q) \. {) {not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
" B4 m M! r8 V9 w# k; S; W5 k) M3 xbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
" y( g/ h5 F* A, @) ?* X9 b5 y! M2 Ncompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why2 S) r; h0 p; j1 o& u3 [8 d9 ?+ ^
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and' |' F- U" O: Q G7 x/ x& l# `
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on7 W: M9 a& B( ]3 A/ X; ~; h
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.' F8 Q( s- p0 ~. r
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend: D3 y- ?. {' q
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at. {7 @" b! U. p+ j9 [
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."5 ?; E$ R9 L7 o- z: W: z- s0 k& @
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
- W8 v# p/ K0 T- Yother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go2 N/ o7 x6 Z+ h: X. U/ P0 d
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that v. t$ s H/ g Q+ H, c
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
- b; B4 I3 N# n5 mcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
; B* g- p% A, v; odon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such7 N$ E0 e. m! t! }8 M
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
3 i+ \, u" n; X* O0 t0 b7 aAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
0 k3 f, W, b! Kaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think4 E) t# b+ J# Z$ { D
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very. e. X# g$ C6 I
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to4 ?2 d; _( r% R/ a
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,2 j! r; C3 c& F! @2 T6 ^8 s' l
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
; s' O" ^' W$ rthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
& e: {+ |0 X- W# x1 Ba great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but+ {) x3 X' J F n- m3 S; J( x
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) P8 P4 P4 n. ^$ X4 M; x, }& V( ^the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,# T1 {+ [3 j& P3 A$ C
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.": H) S5 P9 r! p9 ^& `
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.. V' ?: Z6 q3 A. F* g
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any% f6 m5 d; R) |# u) T; q; L. Z+ J
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even p+ b+ A# U9 K
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,' G# n# B7 p$ ~, b3 I" v4 [0 Q
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.! |6 _7 S6 C0 \! S: w$ g
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
. j6 q( A8 y4 B: B" L: U7 pRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
- N; y6 a9 @/ F7 e" @ I; b. bCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in1 M; y- e# `4 p( s( @! m/ w' Q
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
5 S; k" z% ~. a" I5 |Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't/ E9 |" D* I8 ~9 j/ s8 Y
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
: O( Y7 H; |& y, D- ?them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
; k2 ^ z! V w% h7 [goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You9 X: C$ Z- r8 l( [0 t
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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