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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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: Q* q0 @5 f) T: g: [* N" z" bI love words. I thank you for hearing my words./ X& _5 L7 `5 |2 V) x' ?
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
3 F; p" N! G2 lThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
* \' N2 h6 ~- y! Y hWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
: S0 T- P! Y4 B# x" d. {then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for) x; E1 d9 g9 J
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
. L, W2 c+ e6 Ywords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.# f" R" } q/ v; u7 f( `8 p6 t
There are some people that are not into all the words.( L. Y! G2 Z6 K5 a* u
There are some that would have you not use certain words.# [0 V) z1 O2 g# @
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7: P6 @. \2 Z6 W0 |* W) D- f
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
0 t9 u1 I: i5 r399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
2 W7 x6 S) {7 o7 u4 w" cto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,7 p. N# h) O3 ]/ x6 h: L1 N
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?' y5 }/ p6 y& W" W5 D3 e. b# q
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,2 n" ]0 M- _9 p* n- R. U
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
2 p6 _0 j0 q* P9 g"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"; e% k* D4 S& l) Q
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,' Q( ~' c1 R3 E3 i5 G
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
# b2 U, `* X6 M7 Z7 y# `# u"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ ~5 t- z" W T3 O! jWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly1 h c4 }; c+ o: [
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,9 S) e" m5 t" F$ F# j
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a# s" h. q% ?) T" R; _
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist M1 c: R* W6 I# x4 |% {$ E
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,5 D+ @3 S8 X8 r; x
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
5 t- I8 I% B2 uOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does! O( b6 Q! L( u( v) ]9 J
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
% z; J3 O6 z- }( L3 ^* Ebut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
" m# E! I" ]8 B w# B( icompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why! @0 B( s+ E/ |, y, j8 v' y
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and* |* D2 V7 V& q1 T& O( q
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on# Q6 a# \' a% @ Q
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
. w* K8 U4 o6 a) LI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend' @+ O+ q. z6 a$ j. p
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
8 J: I5 ?. f, _you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
$ a( J* A3 J" E" D6 z# QIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the9 |7 i# {" V+ ~+ p) {* M6 G
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
! Q* r6 B. h* `& W# e% {together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
+ R) [; m9 r) |Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
2 R5 i+ b6 f2 R& n, Ccertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
$ x2 H5 b# z, M T; I# sdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such# Q+ @0 s* B# \0 D R1 ? v
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
p) J/ _+ F, v1 T# pAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
- j4 P5 t4 r' e+ R2 ^* haccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 V1 C) f% K, N! k- G# W
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
8 [5 h( f2 m U* x( E& ~! O1 u O2 {1 }imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
7 P( J7 z4 U1 _7 b, i7 M5 T* Q" E- y; Nhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
$ |6 Y/ y. o3 G6 I/ U6 ]"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love1 D5 B/ x1 ^% u
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
( Q/ j/ d) ^7 H# ea great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
$ X) s9 m! Y |: T ^I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
; D. n% p# l& Ithe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,: B6 H, ?# G( f; T+ |1 R
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
! V9 M6 o( q2 o0 bSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.( ~* F1 f6 ?8 @0 A/ e
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
: v, }$ ?% C9 R, f3 p/ Zcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even7 e, l1 }1 {- Q
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
: @7 y$ [5 `9 ^0 F# E% ~) ^and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
+ M6 ?2 D P7 i) o: ?' q9 `3 vBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
9 F' P6 V0 x" H/ O, TRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
/ _7 E. J+ ^4 q, S* s* F8 gCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in- u v- k) i$ M: {5 S; |! g8 \
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
8 M+ |. ~& j% @: ?: _+ }: U" uKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
T9 S* o# u c, ]; A+ xsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding, ]! E/ u# X0 y% \' O: K5 P9 V( r
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
, S G* z/ ^: ~$ rgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You# I7 l5 x* Z( k$ W3 G6 W8 l' @
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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