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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.5 i# [ s* i% D: v/ M. g/ A
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
9 \) x" x2 ?( b6 L, j4 I2 L( g3 x! hThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
$ o" w' y2 J9 ?Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
s. a% Y5 l5 k2 \" bthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
! c# T: z4 g9 e" Ethat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 d% Y6 |$ s! `1 {) ~& [5 X( F
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them., J" M+ z c9 @. b
There are some people that are not into all the words.4 G9 ~: `% U2 W) v5 ]
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
- |% f6 R, k: m$ HThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
9 V7 _& e0 B! G2 E9 Gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
' i1 {+ M% M1 K4 K' Q399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
2 \" T+ l7 S) W# Y0 Jto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,1 T9 d& s& f0 V1 v: B, j6 f0 U
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ c! N, u* Q1 N( Z$ b# h. T% z"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, q. [+ c; b' {2 d9 l, `+ K
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
S4 N2 W9 k; O4 y S1 \5 o"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. v0 X9 ^2 Y5 p- w. rThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
}! \7 o7 D- mcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.4 L+ q5 s! @7 s7 c
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ p3 T1 ^/ v: w3 a+ H7 S# C; }% @
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
" d z2 n( h! n) b% {9 |sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
; x/ r' \ @3 A& {+ K+ qman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a$ ?5 m3 [: b# b$ B; m# Q
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist2 ~; f/ |1 F' N6 }2 J8 C0 t$ Y
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,5 v2 n- v7 M) P& T
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
& R) D) p8 ]# r6 T b- [One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
6 c4 ^ Z9 g, o' B) f, Xnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,) d; x8 J: S, ?5 ?5 j( F; s
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not# d% X4 [ C/ g% m- h0 S2 h
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
4 W5 {: j* W5 _some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 p: |9 m* f0 F/ m3 iMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 K: l1 C* U% h7 {: |3 b
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.; z8 `: }9 m9 l7 ~; {. R2 Q" G0 k$ q
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
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you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."9 p& [/ l! s0 W _2 x; ~, Z; M- @
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the- }) J/ U; x2 f
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go% S; A5 V/ B# O% v; T* w- p; ~
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
! |/ K9 \8 `; g4 G, m7 ~Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
( A! \1 [7 V) O) M7 e5 v* vcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
# B! ]! G9 g: s8 v2 L Tdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such: l1 A/ c) x( \1 r6 T" ]* A, h
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."1 T. j, `9 z3 G3 }" |* k/ @
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
& `6 s4 m1 X' p$ q, Waccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think. \+ @7 c2 t; }3 B( |3 d9 t9 ~
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
* z6 O# A6 C* v: n& L" A+ himprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to% ~5 [+ P+ v$ k$ T
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
. V( W/ x& N* p2 B; @) Q"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love- L) l: G, w* V: K
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is; p8 w6 q+ }+ g+ x
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but8 a( ?; b$ W0 K% v+ `- o" y; j
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for, u/ c/ k# S( Z U4 u8 U
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
7 @! _ }/ v- t# tSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
0 g( i [5 Y3 C: i; `, DSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.+ m9 g' ^7 \* y6 j5 u, F
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any( M% W3 [. k2 Q9 ~/ j# }3 l2 i
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
' C) W6 @9 N5 n/ f5 k& lclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
' ` a7 B/ ~( Y# F& T& Gand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out., u# E& J9 A, ^) C7 x, p" o
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.3 q/ w& _$ v1 Q( L
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock! U2 j* @# N% x5 g% F( R# X1 I: L) V
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, b1 J; M2 L, @$ [# i, I; Fthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
: q! ]8 r6 L6 m- x5 r6 H; QKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
: A* T) ^- ^0 x+ Dsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding( U0 V: d, G. S: H3 X
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that! X1 C: G% H4 o) S
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
: h; \; e/ x' E Y' k$ Ccan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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