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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.* n2 c) h2 ~" Q3 }4 [; C, {- ?
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
& [! u+ g R7 n; EI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
7 E6 n d3 l& m% u$ O/ S( {4 FThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.7 q$ f& F" a3 m, ^
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
3 ]* L3 i# U4 h, H9 {9 Uthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for% {, e* N$ ^5 B4 p l7 q6 P: S
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
: j1 W& G' D. Z5 B: G" _words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
+ H R) U' C8 z H3 v- IThere are some people that are not into all the words.
9 C8 d {+ J' j4 [) X( |1 bThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
# x& _0 ?& T g! pThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
+ s% l2 T( B" M8 E% d: yof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
' }$ d8 I1 K$ i: V3 X4 p399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
6 y- N# G& n2 l4 Xto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
: Y; F( x! L" R9 y- I8 pBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
# w0 O4 Z6 g4 t5 R+ Y, k"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
. z4 K# ^* S& W3 G$ {2 e& jand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?# a( ]+ l- T H5 D6 S# ^/ t& d0 C
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits". Q! U+ g' J+ d1 ]4 M
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,; I! F/ S/ _( g8 g6 c; h* B5 o
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
- w" u* i& A) Q"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% ~; I: t9 N0 q/ w6 p
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
4 a9 K0 F. G' W. k2 i! psounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, p) l; a, D: V6 T
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a9 W3 f9 P+ ?" I& a5 Y
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
5 r8 r R& Q) r$ _" Y* W! T3 N, \5 F* Hsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
, V; k) y, v& n e8 k, ]Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just5 c y$ q+ u2 Q7 [+ u
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
; R2 B! D) G5 D' `not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,+ R, t& S6 ]; E( ^$ T
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
6 q% ^8 y4 U' T( M$ tcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
) V% e2 \/ z4 x% G( x5 U& v) Bsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
4 B Y. g( i0 {5 cMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on o+ o7 e/ V1 X# P z
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.& K/ n4 `; c/ }6 G# F9 Y
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend+ W' i5 b! I" N7 h
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
- D1 s/ s8 L) w _2 k1 v6 ryou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
: D2 ~4 A! v5 E* b: kIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
3 y# i, q. r3 q7 Qother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
7 x: \. V) c/ J t" P1 F: c H- ktogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
+ H5 O; [4 n' J9 J6 n0 GPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
7 ] \: \$ t/ q- G# Y5 Y: r9 Q- Scertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
5 `, R) X$ T1 [ H7 `3 j; Bdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such% w7 l0 B- i4 ~( Z$ _
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."$ w5 d# }3 a i; \
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
& O' m% [' F: ]; v H9 l& Aaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
0 e) ]; L D/ M" s+ [( e$ d0 Rit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 O7 G9 s9 K' h! t/ M S' z
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
1 \0 x v" D& |% m$ [/ Nhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
% }) O6 U6 O& m" D) C9 a"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love2 K! r$ R* ~) m0 N
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
" H9 }- I( I& f8 k9 O2 r8 ua great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but( B2 `; B; w; `& [. N: m
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
1 g- _# L) z0 ?2 v% xthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
s, _7 W6 R% ]$ a& K2 aSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
( W- m0 M& v) f! RSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
# P* {+ h# i) x) c+ l) }I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
$ [- Z$ ^* W' ~2 m! r( lcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even8 u% N$ ~1 b% v1 @2 P' g
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
2 m) ~3 q# u: P. pand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
" b' G2 ?0 ~! p7 u. ]But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.; w7 ?6 E, o1 L+ H* ~
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock9 C" m! J: g4 W( G6 M
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in! \/ w( V T9 t" c1 z" I
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
, T( B1 I) r6 e7 X5 T( xKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't) w) Z- l9 I; Y% f2 c
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding* z: ]: F! a# u* K1 S! A" A( o: {
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that ?4 w; x: s6 J+ w3 G
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You9 z+ O& j& G7 s5 y$ |) j, A
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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