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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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$ A& p1 f0 k% m1 l; a+ ^) N `( gI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.! r: l# j/ @0 c [2 a' _: V
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
, C" e9 v! O. u( o9 ~* y9 }& ZThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
; H- W0 ?$ {9 |/ G( GWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.8 X% a0 M0 Y* R/ s1 n6 f
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
8 l6 B1 L6 ]4 j8 K+ Uthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
3 R2 _. d& {/ A% z. d1 i* ~- Kwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.0 y t; C5 u5 F% D1 S
There are some people that are not into all the words.
$ P) }) u- g. j& z! s- q; J3 H6 JThere are some that would have you not use certain words.2 p9 ^7 {6 \; }0 i( u) I2 }8 {+ w
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
) G6 C. l8 V9 D" N+ _* ?0 s2 Xof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.- R& E7 v" {$ e" l+ v0 ~, C* q% O w
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
/ m/ ^' }% o. ~4 _- h0 u2 s! zto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
8 l3 @+ A4 e X3 n) sBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
* ~8 l2 m5 U' y- S7 M& x% `' A"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
, D& V. v2 f! C4 ~8 ^0 e$ i' [and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
1 F4 u1 u( J& X1 k"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 k, l$ O& B* J# @
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul," O) T; {2 q2 d. r2 Y- k0 T% y3 `1 A
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 P- E5 V; _$ F' Z
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 a3 e, Z* E% ]* V$ SWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly/ a2 ~4 D$ h' D5 \
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,+ X' ~2 ^5 x- Q6 U* t7 d* p
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a. R6 o; Y# R7 O! L/ |. p
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
+ h0 g; h0 T; T% Y: Rsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,, Y! x9 \" A8 L- H- F1 R4 n
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
( z( ~& c7 U- Y# M0 p& aOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does y1 X9 m0 [! n1 L
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
# |* ^8 l# R/ {+ q( k! Sbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not+ g0 T" x. F6 Q" m) R! r5 u3 r
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
) p% Q# O: H$ k' vsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and& n! j( d2 K' m# V3 V
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
5 J' Q- h0 D2 B* Cthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
6 [6 w1 ~0 M$ W. ]- a( KI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend( F0 B5 _+ }. D
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at5 z {& E1 \7 S0 P D( V
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."1 n) F/ a6 Z4 b# `+ k( _9 \ j
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
) e: ?6 g& V9 H" b# C0 f# Kother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go/ u! F: {7 ], m' Z' t. \# J
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
( R5 n3 {3 Q- z- EPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 X$ r+ F; n" e# Y0 N6 @2 W2 A
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I D' m. |& M: h$ A. q; ]
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 V2 s* t1 ]! ]" Y& Jstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
% M/ G0 a% g0 X3 p# k* |And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
9 B% M( S$ L; u% ~accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 l5 R3 _ j; W9 h; k3 d% @* d
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
/ ?' `& W& N6 s- {- eimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
' R' c$ H5 m0 v" O- ohurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,$ A, Y* _" I K; F
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: K& o- ~, v: V0 Jthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
& A& d: r5 [1 o% G( d( ~a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
) W ]( r, {0 {' x. ^I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for$ Y- z) _& B3 K3 L
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,2 q( [1 U) N& U
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
* d/ ?8 r! V: e1 H4 r+ bSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.% A: |8 p" G2 Z( Y4 T
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
* ~, ?' a$ @: \8 b0 d3 \circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
) ^% Q b0 _# \. w% }6 |1 ?& _2 Nclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,; R- S6 B$ `+ M: L, k6 J
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.4 A3 G& `9 A0 T) L. h1 J
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
5 ~$ z" ^* J0 PRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock6 l! M" S/ x* n+ { z% b
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, Z; I7 v# Y1 z9 D) lthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
+ {" i) e1 M! cKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't2 Y' P' a! {) t$ s1 C( m' a
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding# j" R- S N4 M$ x
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
6 S' ?( J- i H3 a( b( ugoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
. n1 t ?3 D5 m( F$ X1 ecan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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