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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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. Y# Q j2 w$ p$ R9 d3 w- R& c8 kI love words. I thank you for hearing my words. `9 u% j! M2 c+ N) d) h
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.( w; @% H! g9 e9 j4 c1 @% V) X
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
- r* b4 C5 a( c$ @4 ]Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
* |$ N. X5 i# F: J; c8 Gthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
# a# ^7 d3 `" a5 v3 ]that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same4 j( S9 ]+ w+ p/ _; f+ {
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
/ t+ j: V8 L% f4 }8 P6 kThere are some people that are not into all the words.
' V$ N8 L g: |There are some that would have you not use certain words.* ^! U4 x6 s! b* m5 t
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7! |2 `7 E! k7 ^2 o
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
) K0 L4 f* a. H- N8 o* v: q: O399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
- O! O, D9 _, I$ B& d2 r: U/ fto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
4 k9 b# r2 u. l! W9 L9 \% Y- SBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
. x/ Z' l* d% `"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,8 J4 i( F# n8 l
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
3 ]5 x1 B% P( h"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" B: x/ k; [0 w* N. Z
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
0 C) F, G' o) |, [% ]5 kcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.- ]) @* X0 t/ q4 E! a
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 ^) T9 x$ Y+ ~! Z; c; I
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly1 g: Z' x- n. [$ I: i& E, j
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,- C+ A R8 A' R; A
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a# ~5 w' _5 V* R: Q( @& I
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist) W3 Y( _( n* v% q+ Y
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
9 }* p7 E7 Q9 Q" M8 h& Q4 J( bPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
# g; y- `6 @" ?7 P. \One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does0 ]% E2 p. r+ M4 \0 Y; d: q
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
2 v3 P/ a r& `5 Lbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
* ~$ x" Y0 k3 x5 rcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why8 G. c* \) B* d5 S) p
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and5 H! z9 M( F/ x. I" c6 x& ^; Z
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on: `, E% K, P b# J) q
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
4 y! z) r4 c; l9 zI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend5 R: {2 r( ] ^! Z" j3 n
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at6 G9 I8 i5 I @3 U
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
6 e7 s& _* l& i) z2 `It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
; u# l, R" W! n' [6 z3 Qother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* l3 `3 h; x/ q! f7 Ltogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
0 N" V& y& m5 ?) U1 w# q; j" aPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were5 Z1 z! e# y/ k( ]& S( e B
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
( m! `8 ~" c' Ldon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
9 R0 ^# o& z8 Ustupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now." O4 K6 T: O5 T$ Z# ]
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
7 e( O; F) m: w" r1 z8 H7 ~accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
, g& ?# k6 y+ f& K7 K4 ~2 l) |it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very+ g9 ^! \) X. B9 i/ I6 p3 X
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
# Y) Q' r* ^2 ?hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,! t" p! G W$ H: u4 C) m
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
' ?5 l D b' M' y) e. Z Uthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is4 ]& |7 R+ k$ s6 ] m
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" y) q6 V% o- f8 q. tI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; P0 |& y% v' A; y
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
8 s; b4 s" ?5 W C, y. d1 p# P1 [8 N `Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."! V' T- v8 Q8 f, @, E: V3 T
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' ?3 T5 e$ A) m+ V# L" @
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 p/ V6 g$ @4 F7 l
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even d+ d3 f, x2 e
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,, ] B- ?: h# v9 @: d3 I3 Z+ p: ^) V
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
& b3 }+ o- r; M! K5 nBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# D$ c) Y9 i6 |( c; F
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
$ M: X: t! f! o1 gCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
+ J7 m2 E! g! r8 T# f, J% sthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
* F" i/ X, Y# P1 ]Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
+ F/ @7 _, W2 r, k' b3 D; Z; b; Esay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
) Y% G- `) J' J. l' t, T! _them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
' K& `* x+ H) C* L/ Fgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You. n4 }* ]% ?: @5 A$ l& o
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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