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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.: n, r( m9 H6 ^; s; z- V
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0 X1 A" ^) }- [1 D) n; W; |% IA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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x* x* L# {* M; o! [* |- \3 sThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
9 w+ c1 S( @2 Ulittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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8 u( {; v; c7 N1 d5 c$ V. O, e+ fThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.. w- x; e: X) b% b8 K Q
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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% @2 Y6 l; h0 e3 w The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.: T7 k7 G6 X* N4 [
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'+ ~+ I; C w; \9 W. T5 R8 k
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.6 ^. \+ L/ }( l, o- l+ M* P
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. a0 W& o) d; |$ E: O'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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