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, o3 A. `# R5 l' i+ J2 ZA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.+ [0 g7 U% ^0 F7 A$ e. C4 j
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
0 `' ?' n5 m4 T; @, E7 O* Blittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.. g0 {' w- K! W& Z2 e/ V
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
5 O% P3 o# {' ]The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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6 y9 Y# W f! p The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.) `+ z( d1 A# x
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'/ K# g7 U2 K t! G( j$ v
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'. J+ x. y, n4 ^; l
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5 Z, R' M' ]0 x2 j* g'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.0 d& u: z$ M6 ]3 E
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 0 p. Q" F3 H% h' t" [9 v$ d3 O$ o
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'0 U' ~" U' I: g/ ~7 A2 i, S
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