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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.! ^0 B8 p, j# W
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9 H1 |7 M( l' I( ~; l. S: }The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
^4 P7 O, k$ O' ulittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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+ u! ?" v7 v$ Q7 b, }) |& B0 tThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.2 T) Z/ U$ T0 v/ e8 m6 Q% p4 N
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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9 i( O% G" o1 p The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
( o* H; R/ h1 a; N/ |The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?', `& Q* G2 T) @& T, J( a* @
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' `4 p& X; y$ a5 mThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'4 X f# g/ s8 M! M w5 _
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9 n8 g! {5 v n9 i'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.3 s: T- e, X5 H' V5 S& Y8 g
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 5 W8 o# i# Z# ^; f
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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