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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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. j" D3 u0 V4 B+ N- ]: A* jThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a9 S; M, ]" g3 U0 F5 L: E
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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/ s* Q, `2 A7 l3 q9 I7 L" CWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'. j8 W3 e3 R. ~' x
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& x2 y5 Q! e, i* c; WThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
4 Z. X: ]7 {5 y. J3 jThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.$ I: b* ~' _: X3 V6 ~0 s
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.( S: `) k' p% m( r8 j% _; U1 v3 o
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'2 w/ r2 T z; l& F- |% M* P
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/ z- ^7 J2 V& hThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'! V# y5 h/ v [& V/ n
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( U; A& d3 i/ U* q'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.3 |# T5 V, N: c' [/ K
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0 S$ A' v. G, B# ?'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
- b% g3 V: E5 YWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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