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sweetspot

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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$ v& W6 z( q8 m" m" Z9 YA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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% l" X! z4 L) s6 T  a+ F% Q1 tThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.


We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
' T) W' V% Y- U( G% i' s) i9 h# JThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.

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/ ~/ h' [( ^2 p+ y+ d The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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5 y, R% w1 C, |3 h" X6 h. IThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'

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* J$ O7 x" W$ L' e4 _  j  |'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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' H# S! `( U& d" X# X' Y( F) r5 i'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
" N/ t/ e  ^' U5 p  gWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'

小熊之家

fall off by itself!
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billzhao

it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?

raining

haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.

yingxiy

propeller

LOL