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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.# H) i& {! C" O! {4 ?" z9 w% y
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
) S( U! |/ S5 D( p; G! plittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.4 V( P, p* M$ Z! c6 ?! v- `
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.% q8 g9 X- t* b/ z# _3 g
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' |( u- ?/ \2 y! xThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
5 k1 C. o5 F+ e( ?* l" bThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.5 v4 J4 _3 ^! m
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
; g9 m% x# u) y; ]/ T/ Y( MThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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4 P. O+ P: Z0 n: j: g. g# m- {The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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3 o6 [+ i- [7 O) c'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 9 ~% S& ]" T3 x8 {+ O
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'1 A- \; {6 V) b( }/ ]- ^
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