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& t8 w" V. `$ P5 w/ u1 ^1 UA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.) Y6 z4 D9 i8 ^4 x( U
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a& M# P) ?4 r0 W
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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4 j) `% I1 [: p; \We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.; F0 _) \/ _0 z* k8 l
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.) ] T" I9 ^ m. L2 }+ [! R
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
4 G: P: B8 a( }7 A7 c3 c: hThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'; K3 s, v& E: U5 q* C: H
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; a; |6 l s, m* [% i: f( h* i; G'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies. K$ I. A7 l3 D8 R1 l% v6 u( d7 q
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! # F% M* U* a# H
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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