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6 C1 B5 C0 z0 W, O1 s K, k+ M3 iA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.& ~# Y! `! E" ~6 V
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: a9 V$ X4 v' uThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
# E" J$ @" V; ?% S3 E3 Blittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.6 q4 h+ w X/ S3 ^1 [
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.! Z" l4 S2 d1 ]8 {
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7 `% i# g7 b8 V9 n1 X. s4 EThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.1 S) t3 S: f% {' b M
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.7 q% @; M" g. J S4 v+ |
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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6 H9 H/ `* L, F! Q' B: h7 JThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.# J" ~. c. R' S9 T( c/ J3 F
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6 Y1 p q/ j, N! z- U' _- H% O'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! # Y( i$ q# N7 I9 R4 E& E' @4 M
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'( ]% v. x8 f2 d2 ?8 t9 _
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