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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
7 G6 g: w& T z8 vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 7 J1 D* ]( l# G) D: V
; M5 H J! G( v" ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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" j7 V. O' E }6 b- YTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ Y6 g- |5 G! m* W+ F" U7 P; dI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* |; f8 j# a+ C, q9 VIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier$ G" {/ ~' y* O, ^% y* V9 W4 Y
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
- H+ E' m3 T+ p" K8 [$ Ucold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ \; R2 T4 {' b9 d V9 e
professor was out cold.; p n$ W, i! o' W K0 i* n( A
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,/ |; s# o) |+ @* e/ r! I
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and. ~* B. F# I9 K
sat there looking on in silence. 0 _* l5 h2 X- `1 F- z$ a
/ X% P/ g' a8 K2 y9 KThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked- b4 w' }" S+ `9 ^. f& k$ p
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
3 a8 b& X# p3 c0 [" C3 E4 Pwith you? Why did you do that?'3 S0 h, L' {2 T# v
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting # h8 ~4 H! ~3 u
7 K/ E- q7 F K+ s7 |! @7 jCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
! i& h' M' j! o8 a, Aright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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