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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
6 ^# x. _7 `& r% o+ r' Z& c3 V5 m$ eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 2 w3 T3 e. c2 t2 k$ s3 f* D- ], g
. T+ \' E8 H+ }0 C" v0 }6 j% b: KThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.' B1 v. v3 T2 g; o- o+ x9 r+ _8 v# }
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here! Y9 {& e$ [, Z/ a7 S3 R- ^0 W& p) j, I; A
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
3 f* G5 \2 Y; ?/ N( z0 L; `It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier0 ^3 Z k. n+ j5 F" X
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# o" D7 w7 S; v4 @: Q# P6 V
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The! x/ b. t+ @6 A0 f, `
professor was out cold.
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$ Z4 }# s3 Q4 L# J8 |, CThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,# C$ @. c1 c3 N
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and( }' `# Z; Z7 g7 D- f- s9 ^8 H
sat there looking on in silence. 2 P* O0 A9 n; F" ~9 Y6 B/ v
, w3 ^" p9 l6 ~$ ~ F: \The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
) ~$ \0 Z4 F4 N7 I+ |; Kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
4 n$ N5 Y4 Q4 R" W% A& E, fwith you? Why did you do that?'" g$ P# P' q4 K7 G) e1 J
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your, ]; a9 E/ ?) z1 W
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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