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$ d$ \& J5 W4 V- n$ @# |$ J3 [. }looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you9 V7 V; L% G' n$ y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ e; P, V( z* \/ p% y9 i1 CI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ! Y) K- f& P1 D* e- l( y8 U
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
# o- b0 O" V4 {, Xin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
: q0 }# s+ c, u" y! mcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
" I" c3 z, J' n: I5 o( vprofessor was out cold.- e. L8 g: T) y3 t. M2 D( n
+ V# q4 C0 I" X0 f- WThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ m; ~2 T6 p6 l1 M" B' ^5 z; ]silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
9 ^5 N* Z* {1 i2 t4 c6 xsat there looking on in silence. # J) H; h5 b# |6 u+ D: h6 y2 X7 t5 Q
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, E( F1 _& H$ N! I7 F1 S
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
! p4 L+ \. c$ P* \) V" k' ^+ mwith you? Why did you do that?'
+ @8 S0 ]) g. |$ T, z, l- ~The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
3 D& B( p- g; i% ^4 Q9 i% H4 X2 qright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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