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b& }. S: W! r0 L3 A! l$ nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
+ k8 m# x7 L. Oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* |8 I! v% A9 D+ c2 I% j
" C- C' L# E, Y. tTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
- [7 }' o, K K4 g* u+ C' LI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 5 v, T* h( P6 ~4 P* o9 v5 B
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier% Q8 G2 {/ `( A/ y
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 a3 X7 b. m6 i( h$ p2 L6 Qcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
' U; i& k- k- ^) J0 R. ]professor was out cold., Q; z. v+ V) @! D/ I
]5 {7 _1 `% q$ Z8 P: R0 w! VThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,) O9 P- w" a6 C3 ?
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 `' K( o1 O* P6 D' Ksat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
, m* w1 v+ z; s, l1 v ?2 Fat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter$ t s5 L% D( g1 o2 ]' t
with you? Why did you do that?': o4 D" R4 `7 }: ^. B
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting % @+ j- H2 B0 z8 L& b
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your/ t3 s+ w6 n# i* W$ p' q X
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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