God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
# i5 s' @# I( w* C$ S# [" xlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( d0 z# o* P  w$ N9 Uare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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  t7 n8 \& z0 EThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" v2 E0 }5 K+ {6 x6 _at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
$ i: ?  K) l3 _5 Zwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
0 t2 K4 g2 m- p9 }' l$ }: B, wright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
# k: _/ {* l3 v- y$ rOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

: h7 `! m. A8 N/ S! }# ?下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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