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- d7 d- d2 k3 Zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' o b& L$ j6 o2 F$ z; o: Z6 gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 6 I' ]( U2 {7 d6 @- g$ r9 D
4 t# F0 Z! w! x; JThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.$ A# l. N9 \6 A) p7 W, J: R
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
2 t, U$ u4 V @& s! @4 Z2 fI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
4 _2 Z7 H; c8 m- n1 i: d8 F% zIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier5 B- ~. U. G0 S. |1 H8 B! ?. @& Z
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and( E# W% P' m r7 t4 d, x- z
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
6 }; r0 d c. j$ U7 ~professor was out cold.: w2 ]9 U+ e5 n, U- N" n+ R
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% [- ^- v) }8 A0 |1 C( M* D& r/ I% i/ Nsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 k) u+ ]1 l1 t$ P
sat there looking on in silence. 0 E& {6 y5 d* I
# z) C o7 S. \) b3 R4 l, GThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked- F9 [, C" a& U5 r2 v$ b
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
+ m" w' u9 s4 d5 l% B9 Iwith you? Why did you do that?'
7 t) i+ B' @3 eThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 5 H" l, O/ \! E& {# o' S
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
& c+ z8 [" W8 ]8 K& Wright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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