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. t y+ N; \: k c0 B' Olooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- A/ d, U; U7 O. J3 l9 rare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ( x Y$ v; L F7 Y( H8 }$ _
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.* U+ a( ]3 q6 P0 ]
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here/ _/ I/ U) _" K0 F3 r, A
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 3 d, e5 x, B! C' u5 q) e& s+ C
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier T# D$ @2 t6 Y( s
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and6 H2 q8 d7 s7 @
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- C) S% ~# g( `1 p* M- _; C
professor was out cold.
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% B! v$ I7 n# j) {& M# ^The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
( n% E1 W0 r2 {+ v- z0 Jsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and; D5 o2 k N# x
sat there looking on in silence.
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" \! z9 N x6 k, qThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
4 a1 {0 B, ^8 wat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
, c0 n0 \8 O! x) k5 G- dwith you? Why did you do that?'; M6 [8 v/ s' P) n6 Z- b( k
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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/ ^ {6 A" \- }, s1 ZCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
6 m, O/ g0 I, X6 F% Jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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