God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 f* Z2 J, M+ s9 x/ r! Flooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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- n8 x" h0 L( G4 `1 b5 k, E# I0 ]) MThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
- L- Z5 W/ ?* v; A: T5 `4 Q: MIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
2 N! d0 T& E3 b, ]7 s+ |$ wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
7 O* S1 ?; \( \0 ~- e$ Tprofessor was out cold.
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$ `# U$ \6 X' ?1 \" `" s% W5 _The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" Z/ k. c- _+ x' zsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 _+ r& y; Q: j: q5 M, E9 n  I+ [sat there looking on in silence.
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& F- |$ _- \6 o: _! u! y. gThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 ~/ {2 n2 n# Kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
# r  r) t% Y5 d& v, Awith you? Why did you do that?'
# o8 h! c! C+ `% G" q2 N6 \4 I, V- QThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
; s9 v- u) g3 pOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
1 I1 {8 I' c; L0 X: }+ Slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- g1 S  R  Y3 @are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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