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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
6 j7 K4 _; y6 C( G9 x/ fare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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% H9 K- a% @0 g5 ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here" p$ Y( ^4 Y/ I8 B7 m+ ~+ m% j
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 3 w% {( O" W! T% |, K
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
' v& @4 R" g, W8 ?$ m) O* J3 Uin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( E4 c ?/ r, V7 N0 |5 P$ }cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
6 \0 h- J! c+ ~5 j% Sprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
/ U% H/ N# E: |silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
9 V* T3 s2 }7 Q* N+ q8 Y/ Jsat there looking on in silence. q: {' d% g5 S5 B5 H5 ~( h7 E3 t, n
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked8 @( `3 v! V7 V% m. r
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
1 E: d! R, f7 D% E$ H2 E7 Zwith you? Why did you do that?': n% ^- _. h$ \$ w
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 2 q9 y# l/ W, e% }
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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