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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
0 R& `# r. a- f, `" ~looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ i2 U7 J" K. e3 R( P7 D( dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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) Q D3 Q# G6 f+ n+ ^! Y) pThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.$ _) `7 h+ W9 O1 }3 C
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here. d- `* V, V2 ~* O
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# H. ]) Z" ^4 q) [/ s3 zIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
8 f! c2 C* {9 B. d* ?6 j5 @7 Kin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and+ y# o1 h- v, n4 s5 M' I# `
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 j' W( \+ P. p
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,0 ^$ E' a1 S2 f. k( C% z+ _
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 W4 y; l/ [4 esat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 d) M+ a+ W8 a! S! B
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter8 }* _9 M* w5 M" v% z- l
with you? Why did you do that?'
7 n# g, e8 d+ d5 pThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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& k. Z Y0 V. O6 P4 zCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
- {' x* J5 h3 Z Hright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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