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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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, i" L- R+ v! u% |# n! ~" R/ |Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 7 D0 T* e, Q d, f# Y
" Q( k5 \8 F7 UTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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. `2 W; V$ u8 H7 v3 B! t6 ]1 LToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ( a5 o1 V9 i- i% ]+ M4 v1 q" D/ ]
' u' W/ s) V+ v9 J7 r9 k. `0 V$ c, ]If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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& j; P9 \. d3 B& H( }4 WOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ' B: ?% E$ ^3 U4 z5 F) Q
5 _ T2 u+ f# OMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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