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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. / o3 r+ l4 R( m: H
0 Z6 i* I; C+ b6 G1 p# eTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 0 T, `* k7 v4 {& }3 W! U
4 g& {) t& l o8 c: q6 GToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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; U3 j' K1 ?* Q) \& l( rIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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/ e; m( s' ?8 J6 o# a! `! o- ZOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ! @( _1 ^" N; F4 @0 K2 H- l8 G2 ^, b
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ; I* f" f9 x1 @- T3 [. P2 M7 h
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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