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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. " Z- N( f4 A2 b. G5 D4 f& B
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. ( e5 f5 S$ t- i7 L
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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; P! f/ r3 Z+ d& o8 nOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 1 {, Z/ c& i! W0 O! C
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 5 t. u3 a; L4 k7 j A/ {" q) M
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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