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Wisdom from Grandpa... ' H$ U% ]$ b4 o, v( K7 A- B* W
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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6 B# j4 f. W" ~5 x) H9 n. n& ]( j/ S2 KTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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/ B, I P. k4 R0 v& KToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. , a; ~2 u( M' B$ C1 ^/ U
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. + C7 d. H' G7 B: Z \& `* z
6 k. L# h8 _5 D0 j$ u1 N0 c( p5 [If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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7 K& y& B2 W1 M# D% ^On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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# a2 s1 a/ o* l4 n& W+ J% pA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. / q( P5 J7 b) k# s/ V7 P
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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