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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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6 c" i; B& u5 o" v* ~6 ]& iWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. $ r) ^$ f7 |+ }: x
# E* N6 L) r) u) ITrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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$ g6 ? T6 d+ b8 A# e( RWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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9 ^. j) R& y3 I+ \" w! Z% F% JIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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7 e& M Z' ~2 L! b; tOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. * n, k% C" ?( G0 c& Q
9 [9 s7 F- y: i/ C, JA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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( e0 A0 N( o( c x/ XMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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