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@# Q. {& L$ p: F9 H' eACURA: ( g# x1 R% s5 [" u% c- \1 K4 t5 C
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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. ~( L2 I) h8 x& }8 x; X& j8 s+ yAMC:
) R, R" I+ J$ sAll Makes Combined " T* _+ s) o( M+ I2 J4 _2 j& S
A Major Cost
5 |9 O: x& I9 ~A Mutated Car 9 n; g' i( E0 T# U1 Q" v
A Morons Car
$ r( |" |( D- V) A E: yAnother Major Catastrophe V3 y- C* E ~
A Man's Car
0 M$ E$ v$ o8 K3 \" x& Z1 fA Miss Conception , c* M) _; |' r4 }5 h: W1 ?7 {3 R8 ^
All Muscle Car
# O: y5 L' B% s+ |2 ^7 EAll Most Car + ?2 x# S& _* W& ?4 o
Annoying Mechanics Constantly $ J: ~* n: V) j
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: , g0 q& Q4 H+ t% p
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented " K: g1 R9 z* Z% n$ }
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
: x7 @/ h4 Z' ~0 j7 \9 F- Z' eAutomobile Under Demonic Influence & Z: N' D3 \ e& \. X6 S% t/ l: Q0 ^
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ; |7 A3 j3 G. ^7 d& h( \
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence [* Z! a f7 }6 C9 J! j: {9 T' B1 s
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
9 ~ u1 w6 ~% V* R3 f, |All Unnecessary Devices Installed ; P# z5 S* |: ~$ o( F2 }
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; ^4 G( \1 L0 Z f7 W7 s1 X$ SBMW:
6 W/ W8 r% v2 R0 EBig Money Works 4 f9 ]4 f* M$ k% K! P. g; t i
Bought My Wife
K7 j- n5 l, x5 o$ o* K( k3 @Brutal Money Waster
* X& q1 S. V2 q$ U5 ?# T) CBreak My Window
1 z) G. |$ L0 K& m, |' H, f8 HBreak My Windshield ( a/ U9 F1 H( s( D! B! g6 N8 w
Babbling Mechanical Wench
6 c; V' R6 j/ E* S% Z/ \; D: dBeastly Monstrous Wonder
7 ?4 H1 J) {' J# [$ S8 o) b0 DBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
9 ~3 @9 g3 U8 E$ C/ ]) Q5 JBeautiful Mechanical Wonder $ ]) D* N3 v8 `& ^* @# @; B, D
Barely Moving Wreck - q6 q8 n$ A2 w, e+ P! `) J' K
Big Money Waste " S8 S- u& `* i& t/ l
Big Money. Why? / G) g0 [9 v8 ?# w+ `
Big Money Works
5 t& B- f" f0 ] kBorn Moderately Wealthy * ^3 _; w- I7 k/ |
Breaks Most Wrenches 3 \ B4 A" [4 L8 R* T T, Q
Bring Many Wrenches 0 l" f1 T, M4 y/ T* E
Brings Me Women
8 t0 X/ I/ u# R4 f4 TBrings More Women # z, d4 K' ^# J5 a) v w/ Y0 L
Broken Money Waster & W; N; n4 y3 h$ ? i
Broke My Wallet
; S' L2 h1 p1 `6 k" s/ B$ oBroken Monstrous Wonder
+ ~+ G# C& f7 G( qBumbling Mechanical Wretch
2 E: \+ T' M: SBlasphemous Motorized Wreck . }' t6 a9 O6 Q2 g
Bavarian Manure Wagon 6 [$ k7 y0 Y" V) r" _; @
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6 e) f/ i0 R# l8 eBUICK: 1 a7 u# X' W5 [& H
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
+ K- i. m% U' lBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King * j7 J! u" @) R8 L* h, X* j
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4 k9 R" Y3 j0 `% _Camaro: 1 B3 D' r6 t$ |9 p' n* \
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? * L# g# W( I! F, C. s# I8 d/ K$ Q ?
Can't America Make A Real One?
5 J2 o* F/ m6 `) I6 }Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
4 \' X4 C+ P+ W6 p& i* n( BCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often ; x9 D+ d1 w* L, w
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CHEVROLET: ) U" q; g: C# O* p3 q3 L2 Z
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
% d' K( w. n( C- n" m0 wCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
9 G3 v. F: z1 ]# A, YCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
+ e" C' v: ?& q3 WConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques , B7 T/ o. M O; s" M T$ d* A
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
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Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
. d d9 H/ `' M: r6 e# X- }" IDead Old Dog Going East
6 z5 G5 `+ f) [6 W7 ?Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 8 u# |( r9 L W$ S- Y& Z
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
' Z. @( s) L5 D+ K1 FDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired # L' m0 {' d% ?2 _
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 9 O) R# s/ v8 D
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
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EDSEL:
2 b$ w% ?4 B1 H9 S( wEvery Day Something Else Leaks
/ J% ^ | ?8 J( b: ?+ @1 sEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs ; D- o( e9 r' t* j4 I$ u% g
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FIAT:
1 v4 ]# N( ?, H5 gFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
% Y1 \. d% J- J9 G3 @- q8 ]Fix It Again, Tony
3 Y2 x. e0 h: f+ PFix It All the Time
/ S6 d. q* w7 i! k! Y0 LFound In A Toilet 3 d6 S% s" U, r- }4 I+ z
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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* o# x8 \( {5 k4 U- GFORD:
9 t+ z# h% v" R6 zFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
. }% }1 }$ P& g3 XFix Or Repair Daily
9 [; ]% r- p/ X* L0 k' A( ^3 ~* QFound On Road Dead
% d, d% L1 {: R" k. u$ Z$ |' f9 F) \% LFast Only Rolling Downhill 0 o' w) e5 k! T, c; P4 t5 N
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung
8 g* f- V+ L/ p% _. rFails On Rainy Days
! g- E8 e# S) d8 e0 A4 A4 RFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ( F6 R& ]' B5 |0 v# I2 N
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver & t. x% K2 Z8 I' n0 |% {/ ^" t- e
Fault Of R&D
+ o4 G0 I/ X7 Q) r0 ^7 h1 wFinally Obsolete Racing Device 3 Q2 r& `% G7 M4 o$ L8 N
Fireball On Rear Denting
% a4 f" j4 b4 A- C+ ?$ P" qFirst On Road to Dump
9 j: D; ]8 l8 V/ P4 RFirst On Rust and Deterioration ( u H; ~: d. j- O" ^" P
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ) H' K- m6 L: V; b2 p: {3 T, d8 \/ B. a
Flipping Over Results in Death
% ?3 \$ [6 F1 \2 d ?Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
; ]: \6 w/ R; KFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
$ w) f: L% `) ~; q8 P" wFoot On Road Decelerates
3 K, o) [9 j' j( X% QForced On Reluctant Drivers
0 X+ B5 N. K0 y( MFormed Of Rejected DNA
7 D6 H; v: m" G* S5 TForwarded Once; Return Denied " x2 F" d- R& G7 ?% B0 S
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 0 y3 M% k' a0 k8 `, a) Y2 l y: I [
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
1 a* w4 s) J, ~) C) W; ~! [: w1 aFork Over Repair Dough
# P; p- d$ r9 s3 x9 ?Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
6 j9 }. e( ~! l, I/ N$ F9 hFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
0 m% C5 b$ ?: v- _. J/ y Q iFree Or Reduced Drastically
5 W3 d! L8 `6 R$ kFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed " ~0 D7 k- Z4 B/ V+ R! B
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
: r2 J( V. n ~' c, }3 |# IFunny Old Rattling Dump # u* K5 t* A5 A
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
2 ~: L) ?1 ~$ e6 e* z3 M: VFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
8 ~# k9 a, i8 P- V) h; G% i- _Found Out-Right Dangerous
9 O0 l8 S' t# \( c: T+ k) m: G$ GFuture Of Racings Delight & O6 F/ `- L2 J: M
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
7 ^" ~: Q f7 c. ?(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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/ [: o3 l+ T) ~2 i" k- TLacks Total Dependability
- j7 H: u4 P5 G( Q* _Lots To Do
& p; q b2 Y/ MLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 5 @, J0 Z0 c5 d; S
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: D& T: z4 E) G1 G$ m' P' _7 g A' xGeneral Maintenance
! ?- Y0 i6 D% K* n4 e# |0 TGreat Mistake
* P- O8 q' ~( S; N7 b; n: MGarbage Motors 6 f/ H7 v) l5 C- ?$ Q, I
Generally Miserable
9 _4 d2 u) a( p- aGrossly Misconceived
6 f) X8 F. u3 hGluteus Maximus
# u+ T# q& n) V1 \1 U* ~Good Money
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Gone Mental ' f; P) o3 s1 [8 r5 O) W6 E3 Y
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Grief & Misery Combined 3 l; R7 B2 y2 C8 W6 y6 O4 |
Garage Man's Companion , Y: ?6 w$ O7 o3 @6 g& D
Gotta Mechanic Coming? ; [# F; ~2 l' M9 s. U; Y
Generally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy ( \! B7 V+ G1 T9 s1 |
Gods Mechanical Curse
; P" E$ @/ ]; y; J* ^Got More Crap : ^, b$ S8 S5 S' i3 y4 e
Great Mountain Climber
% L7 B, `& q! |( f% bGreat Motor Car ; n. m' W4 e5 o
God Made Chevy 2 h2 b, {8 I& O' @/ }* F
Good Moron Car
. r. O9 u! l5 a/ d) S( KGot Mine Cheap & M7 N* d# {; n7 Z- A# u
Get My Checkbook
5 {# u! s: B& Q4 JGone Mad Corp. ; S8 V* A# W9 | }
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GTO: ( y# k; D% k1 p4 j7 U$ F
Gas, Tires, Oil # ?7 @$ e( d) A2 f& f0 i) u
Get Tools Out
* i+ Q6 x# \: hGet To Onramp
* o& K P' k( I3 E1 T& L0 p$ RGood To Own
; L3 x) \+ F5 G. oGet The Others - F' L- I4 s) u
Generally Trashed Out
. q% [; a4 c9 ~0 @. J/ L- Y wGood Time Out
+ D- w$ f/ W* a6 E5 D. K8 BGone To Overdrive . J# @. D) C7 Z- W+ n
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& m. s' Q- ~1 j& K8 t7 aHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
% } `/ W3 U9 B5 v6 LHad One Never Did Again 3 V$ n/ }2 c7 }- k
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
" J1 N$ L# N8 K& E$ r7 L$ e& y: {Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
: c9 C( ?, a: }0 f2 Z; {9 _Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
2 x: p2 Z: u. E: A8 K( }History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
* Q8 z; }8 Z( [, D. Q) c% THow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
/ G; i1 {3 H% L0 ?7 y iPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: % [0 b# ?* Z _, G
Just Eats Every Part
% e* j$ q* O, D* l- \: ?. y% rJust Empty Every Pocket
4 s! n% m6 z: r3 x ^Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ; ?. y) _$ i8 C6 ^+ V6 d
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
0 ]' a, w# B) U3 zJinxed Engine has Extra Parts + z- r- a3 P9 D' ?% G. C# D/ z( k6 g
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KIA:
" t, q& F+ ~- V9 n) |: L PKick It Around
1 G$ y( K7 Q" F ZKick It Again ) c! K: b" `+ a0 x3 F8 ^+ q
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
; f# ^( b- }, Z( Q+ I& d$ A7 r6 ]. IMoney Guzzler
+ g. L- J4 y t* |Mostly Garaged
4 G1 n& ~% ^8 C2 g; J3 CMajor Goof
( x0 I4 x$ M( D5 t9 W7 KMGB: Might Go Backwards
J# m i* k5 \( hMGB: Might Go, But . . .
3 ~$ O, j; q9 N7 Y! f5 l: aMGB: Motor Going Bad ! c( B3 h6 [0 ^2 ^% h# n
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 0 A0 @$ R+ ]! H, `/ i/ w: M! ^1 f
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! d+ H5 y8 r8 V! h p9 L4 ?Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly . Y. m2 b! o6 n, h, i1 |* {
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ) ^. f( ] ^: t1 Z+ O6 Y. V
Most Often Passed At Races
4 e- \* B. p ^# U0 Q; |Mostly Old Parts And Rust - n7 l3 u9 T$ \7 e7 r9 k3 ?" H8 I. w
Move Over People Are Racing - f. v$ o2 S4 i6 c+ y/ y
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 2 a3 ]# b0 \/ N$ o" I* [5 S
My Old Pig Ain't Running
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Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement # G' B9 Z: `+ |; u! K. P
More Often Parts Are Replaced ( o3 ]2 }8 Y7 @: Z
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+ M. O) b$ H$ K- r0 e" n( m6 jMUSTANG:
3 I5 z5 m% a7 N3 C( K5 yMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good $ u7 L% f: l3 Y2 Z2 [) L3 G
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
1 u U& y" { E: D. z/ x' ]Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go . A' q6 J2 F! a' X/ Z: G, }
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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) j/ m U* O9 P/ U5 m4 bOLDSMOBILE:
* }& a* y0 D6 v" @+ }Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
& c R& E! o+ G# ^Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 1 l: L/ U- C' `" P. ^: n, v7 O
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PINTO:
, D4 G$ {+ c ~8 W1 ]Put In Nickel To Operate
! p5 A7 P* E, C4 b, _, a+ L# w7 ePaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 4 E1 V! k# l- {' [
Put In New Transmission Often 1 {' c' f% ~0 d/ k$ m
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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& k. H1 ]! W) ^/ ]9 e9 f6 VPONTIAC: . Z/ S! ]* A& f
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
, O, V* F* M3 r9 GPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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5 `, N) R8 x4 V f5 v, R& `% DPORSCHE:
, y2 [7 Y: W) zProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
$ U" [! w/ D1 K. jPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
* E8 Z, h; \# O% Z6 K/ x; U4 C/ MSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
+ F6 P; D- b$ M, b0 Q5 u1 ASad Attempt At Beauty
1 X5 n+ p- l; J3 E: T- xSorry Auto, Always Broken
; |, o4 e; ~$ b7 h* G. W6 o* X9 F% bShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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% G/ T3 q* R5 U6 n4 `2 DSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 0 W z( y/ Y8 w" I; l9 b
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TOYOTA: 9 U4 c4 x# x& F2 [' y
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto . ~" p1 Q' J% m' L+ w# ?9 U, X
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
1 _% `8 u1 W+ {# y* nThe One You Ought To Avoid 1 Y' W9 i' j1 T) {% F% \
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3 o3 @% R1 n6 R m4 Q# `( mTRIUMPH:
$ P9 R. ]+ h, R8 qThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
; {8 M: J# G. a2 A- ATried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 3 N7 ]! {. m! J" y) x
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TR: Tools Required
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0 `5 g- v# U, q$ n, p) @) s; t0 m$ zVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object n( T5 V8 q: z8 X6 Q# B
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Vintage Wreck
% \$ D4 N d n! |# VVirtually Worthless |
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