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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- # P) }0 z; o3 b& g6 U2 m0 y
3 }6 y; s$ w: D g) D7 g3 H% i. nACURA: 6 W; Q$ P6 Q0 Y) j
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
9 _6 L( {3 h. MAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
X2 X0 ?# \+ Q L5 u. EAll Makes Combined % @" o1 P5 a; m+ I5 F! o, I3 E0 T
A Major Cost
; e. g" \1 q% R1 c l ]A Mutated Car
2 W; E- {6 Y4 Y& rA Morons Car 0 S# `3 }. b' S
Another Major Catastrophe
+ ?% [% w1 q& C" _, o1 Z2 GA Man's Car # Q3 U, O1 t# @2 u! ~
A Miss Conception
7 A" H# [/ V A5 W1 J: Y. yAll Muscle Car
) ]) P+ f% o7 \$ E$ x' DAll Most Car
( m& F! G3 q/ Y* G0 x& E* r+ X% KAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 4 G5 \, n# r4 Q8 t" m6 |' v
Automotive Mental Cruelty ( b. C: V1 M( d5 I% X; I
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AUDI:
* P1 U! o% K- S- nAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 4 ~& f3 `0 u2 l+ g
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 8 y6 W1 z- P7 ]/ h' v' q0 f
Automobile Under Demonic Influence ! d% Y) N: Z4 U' l+ z
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 1 J. ]+ @* u$ N0 R% M
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
0 M6 V0 q1 C+ p# S5 L; BAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
4 F6 V! {$ ^- {+ U# Z+ ]8 c4 uAll Unnecessary Devices Installed " Q) b4 K7 c- \) \% e
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BMW:
9 j! j2 S/ V6 H7 P; n5 F8 g, w, g" `Big Money Works # N* ]7 B) W6 M/ k' A8 Q2 p
Bought My Wife . O2 i- x+ \! l! _+ d6 s( ^
Brutal Money Waster 8 g4 C. S7 d7 u3 y
Break My Window
4 J3 z$ k4 t# g( S) {Break My Windshield
( P% u6 }* P$ i+ ~Babbling Mechanical Wench : i, g& h& y D7 M
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
- v9 J- H! _5 E1 U OBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 3 V5 U* t2 Z/ |9 O: K1 Q
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 8 H9 T7 k- _/ ?3 g
Barely Moving Wreck 3 \; b; U7 I. F9 A' \* @" v& j7 S0 i
Big Money Waste
, l- T0 g/ @2 K( @, n3 B+ @Big Money. Why? - w# C, A' O' i3 f* f* V
Big Money Works 8 k( U( \" g* P, V( s, [
Born Moderately Wealthy + a2 q% `7 u; m% X' @
Breaks Most Wrenches 8 U, ~/ X& i) S+ E
Bring Many Wrenches 1 ^$ r8 s6 \$ g" O$ z/ V: A
Brings Me Women ( ]6 C8 H9 N! P- L7 g
Brings More Women / i4 o0 \0 M/ _7 Y
Broken Money Waster ( d) p/ ~2 c2 W9 }. \
Broke My Wallet
1 M! }" `; I4 S8 g2 Y- \Broken Monstrous Wonder
8 k) p2 B1 Q) nBumbling Mechanical Wretch / l9 r) {3 R& V0 \) k" b
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck $ I# W' J5 {. ]) N" U
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: , ^8 V' {! v3 j+ ]* L1 J
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 5 L5 M. Y! Q% Z) S
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: 2 a0 x( g/ X% Z
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? # G2 |# N3 V7 W ]
Can't America Make A Real One?
$ F9 \ m6 `) A R7 jChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
: f4 T- K/ J" J+ ~* S9 ZCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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( ?/ F2 \- @8 M& b. LCHEVROLET: , W1 y }* Y: a
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
& X0 C+ R$ h7 MCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
: N" B8 Y5 Q( v( W' yCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time # S( x9 B- a4 F+ K6 j
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques % p# H# q f) Z0 F# R9 p+ i
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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; ~! V) n5 M$ ?% k, m b& MDODGE: ( c' N. z, Y2 \
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere $ B. ^7 F( M3 n) J
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
5 {$ e! p @/ L+ yDead Old Dog Going East 3 s- l' c7 N% \! F( m! K
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
: ^8 q* r* e# _8 ~8 K+ qDead On Delivery, Go Easy
% V/ F, L2 Z, c4 {$ g" C" ?% ]Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 2 o# ^& d/ p4 R; l6 a
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
) j G. |1 z) U0 \ Q, o, KDear Old Dads Garage Experiment / n1 ]" \+ p- A9 t) \
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ! \3 W/ J4 @ j" l o
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EDSEL: . {. z6 Z$ k, h/ t. Q3 j# y1 q. F
Every Day Something Else Leaks # o" G9 _+ B. w' s
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs , P3 H1 N) b0 t0 M+ t+ Q9 {
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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Fix It All the Time
8 I7 ?3 y' a' R Z; B) i2 ~Found In A Toilet
: r0 `# B8 F6 B" jFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation o$ T: X5 w7 Y: a% j/ T
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FORD: s8 v( O" @! \2 z
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 5 s2 _" N, J8 o! H
Fix Or Repair Daily
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Fast Only Rolling Downhill
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First On Recall Day
! ]! y4 E! W; @' Q+ e4 ]0 M( B' CFabricated Of Refried Dung % }# c ?7 a) p4 M6 G0 s
Fails On Rainy Days ! e/ z. u5 W6 x0 r
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream , d) x5 V' K% O- o4 ^/ @* v2 h' z
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver " \- {5 ]' t, i9 W0 c7 P6 K
Fault Of R&D
! |7 q3 X4 @$ F( b z% m$ {Finally Obsolete Racing Device
3 {- z2 }# u6 X2 F! q7 r [+ mFireball On Rear Denting 5 K h4 {6 y9 L q0 p% {
First On Road to Dump
/ H* }5 c. ?3 ~. EFirst On Rust and Deterioration
( ~5 F4 z) ^% `% t4 j+ L( GFix Or Recycle Dilemma
) Y8 f! E: P2 x' ~* Q3 l& r5 e$ }) e& gFlipping Over Results in Death
" g7 g. K3 I7 d' a. b1 }, v$ wFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
$ k b+ Q( _4 G0 i& J* B. AFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
. R+ A$ y2 H/ y% iFoot On Road Decelerates : f; P& x! N& c* U5 m+ z
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
9 Y+ \# i7 H) L( X* r. B( _6 Z$ oFormed Of Rejected DNA , z8 ~3 }" q" }% T n
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
M! \. j( l) ^' oForward Only; Reverse Defective ; T1 T# {' z3 d" k# f. ]" |( e
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
( I4 X/ {$ q, r' d. |$ N! CFork Over Repair Dough h+ F: U9 y5 E& y$ T
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
$ [7 ?0 L( ^' {; i9 DFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
; x& ?/ _% X) Z2 P% YFree Or Reduced Drastically
# T8 M" B; ?+ A2 f' CFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 0 T) R" P$ Z6 C0 ], D% u
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
" p1 U% J3 J' u8 L! x6 h' iFunny Old Rattling Dump $ P% k% `- H+ s% r
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
) T$ Q2 }# Z2 m9 |- O+ BFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
) ]9 A) K7 t9 V' ^. @Found Out-Right Dangerous 2 L0 j1 d; F" s1 ?% j3 A0 H, s
Future Of Racings Delight 4 m# O. u, S- F! U# E8 t) V
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ! ~1 \6 Z8 h" Z, K9 e1 P: l- p5 m
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords % q% K- Q# V( j5 N6 m
LTD:
' m F. W7 L" ? } ~$ K( JLacks Total Dependability
$ O2 U: ?# q3 T6 i( ILots To Do
) T7 M" r% ^( V# DLooses Transmissions Daily
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( p$ o+ m6 ]8 z! mGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 8 T$ J* Q( K% y7 ` `; }
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GM:
8 F z/ t8 T7 P! oGeneral Maintenance 5 `, g1 i# P' J4 q2 c! v0 t# ?$ s
Great Mistake
/ ^3 ~; X- L7 ?, e T8 EGarbage Motors : ~5 u% M) v1 |: |4 N
Generally Miserable
7 j$ l0 u4 G' [" ~7 e$ lGrossly Misconceived 6 ^1 i3 h6 h! r, G5 ^# ]
Gluteus Maximus 7 O9 H/ O8 G \5 |1 T. G% _' S- B
Good Money 1 n5 X ~2 T# s5 k1 c& W5 p
Goofy's Manufacturing
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GMC: # m3 B' t' u$ E# ], D& z
Grief & Misery Combined M3 u# ?- r2 e! ^ Q b: j
Garage Man's Companion ) G/ j4 t4 K# M: E; V
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
- g. n k; t5 @# W. U# BGenerally Mediocre Cars
i5 M7 G) u3 H& l( U( ]2 _$ @Get More Chicks
4 k( [9 L$ J2 }4 ~4 fGets Mechanics Crazy - R) l& N* Z: a6 @% D
Gods Mechanical Curse ^+ W& P' n; o+ Y, A2 F- y' ~
Got More Crap 4 n# G: |/ J5 q8 j0 I6 _
Great Mountain Climber ! @0 _- |$ u% }' q2 |
Great Motor Car . q& R( ~0 n% I- g5 T
God Made Chevy
) _7 |" \4 v5 T9 EGood Moron Car
0 R/ z' n' {1 e" [8 Y- J9 hGot Mine Cheap
0 W6 Q0 k4 l$ l7 _! L+ `Get My Checkbook % `+ a) Y z5 y+ F% H
Gone Mad Corp.
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; K3 y* O9 f0 `: m# T9 iGas, Tires, Oil
6 W$ Q1 A" d% D6 ^$ ^Get Tools Out
7 {' n. m' r0 N t% t6 TGet To Onramp
; O) q( n# i9 p. u/ yGood To Own 4 R) ^; Z' b W9 ]+ z4 u5 W
Get The Others
, {2 m- Z" l& }8 x5 f) ?Generally Trashed Out 9 L( ?2 t9 s7 w2 \% a2 J$ f
Good Time Out # N5 p/ H5 k& w) L @
Gone To Overdrive " m4 q/ \: f, k) k4 F
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8 g. t% j! C7 b- d2 k3 m1 EHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 2 w/ ^9 U! K5 h! C: F0 ]
Had One Never Did Again u5 B" ?. d; ~. e1 ~- }- w, B' `
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
7 H6 Z( u$ E j% L, ?Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 6 T4 G. _ U; n" g
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 0 E) O# I# d6 v7 }
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 8 u+ u8 h$ n% B% ?$ A) B: N2 `
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
6 A. k$ ^4 X2 h& ` F% F: IPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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+ d# }& n7 }/ b+ SHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 1 r; F3 d+ ?8 y3 A8 t* L
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JEEP: $ v P. [; m/ P6 H" m
Just Eats Every Part 0 B. m _! N0 i5 ~
Just Empty Every Pocket
, w3 m" q( V+ V* S! y0 M8 NJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
( z: e' v$ G& L* G$ PJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 2 d/ i/ L: k4 {, i, B6 E2 u6 M
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
1 \2 w8 L4 v& U2 i1 x2 j& @Kick It Again ) }6 ~7 g6 Q+ l" i( e; O$ g; D: {
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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7 L4 d( b" C2 C9 B: mMoney Guzzler
2 n6 X q$ d) m/ X3 MMostly Garaged 9 z N- n" l! u3 R h2 I" G
Major Goof - U0 s" U$ G6 L3 b' I1 \! X, X
MGB: Might Go Backwards
1 P6 O, k7 k+ J$ g* C! |2 ?! bMGB: Might Go, But . . . 6 E: s+ y# f* Z8 P0 |- C" c- J/ ?5 x
MGB: Motor Going Bad
. c; N' B5 B; o d- ~# i& G7 jMGF: Might Go Forward
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) L- }5 ]3 i8 T+ W4 h! uMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate & G6 H5 N! \" Y k" ?
7 o7 E2 u2 ]; T* F' ]9 IMOPAR : B0 |/ G& k7 a; i; ^
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
5 D. g( y: z% ?; q+ ~5 M8 j# YMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 2 P, r4 p4 X# {+ V& D. X
Most Often Passed At Races 9 A. t3 \, R6 V1 ^
Mostly Old Parts And Rust ( I% W) T2 J# H, I
Move Over People Are Racing
! R: l& I6 `! k* s k: }Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
, b! \4 N* J; Q+ S- fMy Old Pig Ain't Running
: B0 b3 z3 M( Z" S# H; [, o; k- qMy Only Problems Are Repairs : c9 y9 A# U) e0 t) V% H
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
P2 k$ W0 _1 t2 LMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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F! N6 O: K! x3 MMUSTANG: $ A: ~2 ~1 v6 y; G- O
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 5 W/ v1 t4 H3 \ i2 C
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go $ f6 ]! G( j+ d0 l1 _
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go + w" R2 X* F+ Z7 I# v7 f
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 7 o f" E$ ^9 p F
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OLDSMOBILE: 6 J, o& ^( V5 X7 f
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
' y5 p5 [& T( F! v8 }! {$ BOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 4 ~6 l3 [7 t S1 o9 p6 \
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PINTO: 9 ]7 v8 o4 c! A
Put In Nickel To Operate
! I$ f& I. g# d( }' a, I- yPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook * m F# E% k- f: @
Put In New Transmission Often
6 v L- e8 E; g/ z$ h r" SPushed In Neutral Too Often 2 _# K+ i' l& R# I- ]4 i( Q% f* H
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9 b0 v+ o& O) m5 VPONTIAC: ) H- X+ {3 m7 b& C6 J" R
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car - o G+ M1 `; W1 S1 @0 n6 b
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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5 M3 y1 x+ m4 i# KProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything : ^. ^5 W, T+ [
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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9 z8 z+ ]# {- u" MSend Another Automobile Back / f( {# A6 J' y
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 5 }' O; a8 C; D% w! ~
Sad Attempt At Beauty
% R8 ]- p5 B0 n8 A+ FSorry Auto, Always Broken 0 h2 ]2 v9 v# |! U9 V) p5 i @0 R
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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! ^! V9 ?! e- S3 d+ u: RSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually + s( E: m( _$ _; F3 H* x0 a( c
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TOYOTA: # S. e. G, r' [% s
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
2 @8 Y% |; c# |2 @Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass ; Q0 s( O% _, ?/ Q7 z
The One You Ought To Avoid 2 Q8 q: M6 H0 a$ w0 b' {4 o) h
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2 I& W5 l) T. i8 z3 @TRIUMPH: 8 a5 J7 ]+ t/ Y. I% G) u% K+ |
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 3 E3 U3 l9 V, u# }5 \8 e
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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/ X& m' X# f# J9 ^TR: Tools Required
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: e T: f7 g& }; {: L! v1 `. pVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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% b0 r. N- l: O; t1 q# f4 zVintage Wreck 2 K: r8 B, @& i: j+ B9 `( g" J
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