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ACURA:
0 R6 t5 {9 R( v& Y% e6 b7 b3 L) }/ vAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC: 5 Y3 u) ^6 W+ J+ u4 I9 I5 u3 d
All Makes Combined
5 U1 e. f+ e/ g) P5 D1 l! t$ `A Major Cost
3 w! {1 _3 f( ]5 \- oA Mutated Car 0 z4 y4 @* M- ]( C- z9 X
A Morons Car
: `# Z7 m# r, o2 f8 p$ q7 QAnother Major Catastrophe Z# l+ L1 H: @7 Q2 o3 P" F
A Man's Car " ]3 J, w- J4 V
A Miss Conception
& t5 m& `- _- k; E. T7 Q/ xAll Muscle Car
4 x( H( k( Y; D+ P& p/ a( pAll Most Car
" I+ j6 y8 }' P2 pAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ! M" p, \' S J* D( e1 K2 I* }1 \3 _% C
Automotive Mental Cruelty : w9 S8 k6 t& l% z" y4 v! j
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AUDI:
`5 i6 p' o: mAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 1 p: G8 V6 U5 w! A) A% |
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence ; K7 H; F0 F) K4 n3 f' r! x4 f
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
* h) [9 O6 @/ I W- J0 J, aAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 5 H5 v/ u% B8 N/ t$ d6 t7 x4 i) O
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
! [5 u _+ t6 O% V) k6 v, }2 \Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 6 `. B/ ?% @6 w
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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0 m2 m9 f, ~1 O; O$ e& MBMW:
: l3 `/ S9 k" o$ A/ @+ MBig Money Works
7 x5 Q+ b! O+ g. Q6 G7 JBought My Wife
( i& ]2 Y9 e) Z6 g1 w8 IBrutal Money Waster : v5 r( U) s, s) C1 a5 g* P! A9 `+ v
Break My Window $ B* j8 J* G7 O. r; Q" M
Break My Windshield
. u7 E- e2 W9 c5 y, mBabbling Mechanical Wench & v& `$ |2 r, ^$ A* d5 X# `! K% Q& L( K
Beastly Monstrous Wonder : Q0 J _* G" v6 I! r: O
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
+ b% e0 s) A5 ZBeautiful Mechanical Wonder T' K4 O M# A: h1 W$ d
Barely Moving Wreck / j( \0 T4 u6 R
Big Money Waste 7 _! [ d7 J$ y6 g: f
Big Money. Why?
+ u: J! b/ F8 U$ c) bBig Money Works
$ Z# }" _( H. m. K( ~Born Moderately Wealthy
Q# o( v! J/ w# Q1 [Breaks Most Wrenches 7 y" T) ?3 z* V, ?1 D1 Z7 S3 u, B
Bring Many Wrenches
# |* N( O( a) i& p3 @Brings Me Women + u: f. ^" Z0 ]( X5 {; v7 `
Brings More Women
3 r* ?. I$ u/ o: b* |0 p# XBroken Money Waster
% L! }2 s7 s gBroke My Wallet " m3 G4 t1 S' B
Broken Monstrous Wonder , Z9 [4 t4 y9 j1 X: t- m
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 3 s, v% A! W" P* n. A% j
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
! r7 ?. H1 z0 ~$ E( U1 S9 _Bavarian Manure Wagon $ I0 U) P, Y8 C1 h8 f
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BUICK:
; n, E; X1 Q1 @( `3 b$ `* dBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 2 p% M& _! R7 ]3 [- e- o
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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. Q% E0 o. H# o: ?Camaro:
% }/ k8 w6 O1 |' ]' ACan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 5 ]$ V( O" w* C$ D& ^/ }
Can't America Make A Real One?
: i! \8 a3 \$ d3 q& Y+ cChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 6 q- h9 A$ H/ i& N
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
# K7 x8 L! F8 B# }! _. TCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
! a1 {+ D4 K9 J) _. BCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time " h# H5 u! V. ]" c" [) w
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
8 [; |9 g$ f( I0 w, K1 i8 tConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
- C) `7 G; D% o0 [Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
0 @. J: r4 U1 a6 q2 bDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere : A" w" i; e# E
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
* h6 J! e, q1 V/ [2 {Dead Old Dog Going East / N) ]4 |+ ?* Q( L1 I' c1 j
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 8 o0 F: T3 [9 p! n
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
% d$ I8 [3 V+ f6 P" L6 K; q9 \Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
+ z) N& }3 D: \Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
0 ], }6 e! P( J( Z$ f; K4 i" bDear Old Dads Garage Experiment ) b8 T9 o& b/ q& }/ \7 _: ]
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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1 K* F1 t* d( n# j; @) ]EDSEL:
+ B* M* u3 v! L5 rEvery Day Something Else Leaks
' f! I6 h- u. A: REvery Day Some Engineer Laughs + R/ K' B2 T0 a* S( Z' u) L" X
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FIAT: / `8 v% o; z. Z3 T
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
7 F9 I1 t$ V/ `9 }Fix It Again, Tony 6 Z- `" r. _# c5 j0 Z* R6 {: T. w
Fix It All the Time 3 h& T- I$ w. u: p3 ^: q+ n
Found In A Toilet
1 s3 |/ K5 y( K# Z- ]Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 5 j8 O' X4 C) s; m3 t
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FORD:
7 J \% e1 B5 yFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
+ ^* Y3 k/ @& a4 i- S X7 A. VFix Or Repair Daily $ k+ z! C- I8 M1 l: T* ^$ l
Found On Road Dead
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5 s& O; G; |5 x g: e! m- LFirst On Race Day ' i& S6 |0 I* q% E* X
First On Recall Day
; U, ~# U$ D5 j7 n' G( @; x5 O8 rFabricated Of Refried Dung , s+ \/ D8 l* V) o. n8 N6 P" Z
Fails On Rainy Days ) W8 Q* r8 S. v
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
! G5 V1 z* [8 B5 oFatally Obese Redneck Driver
/ o1 A* Y# l3 S0 [9 @+ E& wFault Of R&D 9 S) U* Z# T- T3 O( l
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
+ X; @! i- k8 T5 ]% uFireball On Rear Denting
@' A! b. b& h- y5 |% iFirst On Road to Dump : _' F4 l, b% k" D0 b# E
First On Rust and Deterioration 7 R; |5 O& `" d" c" J
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
8 G3 `. u( d2 P( aFlipping Over Results in Death
- H5 s: L8 Q: ]% b( iFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
. ~& O3 y3 _* v) k& E0 \Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
, Q0 K& A- h" J, ~6 ?( w' ?Foot On Road Decelerates # _; ]2 D, a O* H
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
) `) ~' K3 Q. s% IFormed Of Rejected DNA 2 O3 O/ ]; U" D$ [
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
; m" k! s0 v$ y* U4 U8 @Forward Only; Reverse Defective * S/ ?) ?! J1 h! v- I
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
2 t% i9 d- I7 i% Y2 s1 o1 CFork Over Repair Dough
0 i6 B5 _1 \' p1 mFouled Out Re-done Dodge
* v8 ]5 O2 \+ I( R' P" WFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
) M! M: |: N' n, X' TFree Or Reduced Drastically ) E4 t' |- P1 M; P1 h2 O
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed - {# x- C) O1 p) b" W# y
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable . c+ A) f7 h0 F6 c5 N- c* Q1 ~" R
Funny Old Rattling Dump
7 c7 c: B3 h7 e KForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
) | x; ^, \7 DFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
; x1 _/ p/ A; {' C' ~Found Out-Right Dangerous
; `2 b! z% L/ W! U& [- pFuture Of Racings Delight 1 o6 v( H' {+ z$ v5 Y# W5 X
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
' w+ q1 \3 ~. V$ `(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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# v8 F0 y* Q; }Lacks Total Dependability
5 X9 j. q0 B; b) ]) u- ~Lots To Do 1 }* |: M$ t8 r7 r6 P. V* V
Looses Transmissions Daily
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7 }' m2 z8 {# H) I' _GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 1 K8 Y8 I- K6 a
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6 U; W" O8 w& G% }4 {. I3 zGeneral Maintenance
2 k% G! n$ b& E) S1 Q( C) I% g6 xGreat Mistake
7 Z4 }1 p) `2 w2 |; |Garbage Motors & }8 \+ c3 n# J8 ^- R# l( H. x
Generally Miserable
, X1 R1 p. T' j( n( K$ eGrossly Misconceived
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Good Money + J4 S9 r8 a% n+ T. n- g- _
Goofy's Manufacturing
% _. e4 ?, C' r) o/ [* p& fGone Mental
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GMC: : o9 ?. L/ [$ @
Grief & Misery Combined
9 v7 o, o" {* u7 H7 q, z4 w& dGarage Man's Companion
4 R9 |+ S4 c |3 ~Gotta Mechanic Coming?
5 b0 v9 i0 a4 w9 s3 j$ a1 mGenerally Mediocre Cars
- \0 M! b$ y! P* j; p5 rGet More Chicks * T8 ^$ x( @ C: \. d8 \5 y8 Y6 `, ^
Gets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap & t8 o5 e& Y' a4 B: k
Great Mountain Climber
& |: j( A; V: Q! f2 F. \1 DGreat Motor Car
c; s$ M* s- O6 Z$ ]' d; t V% E, lGod Made Chevy
0 @" a! A0 O8 Y ]Good Moron Car
- k' X+ j( e. |Got Mine Cheap
. l* `( G3 u7 p0 {2 v+ \1 Q# OGet My Checkbook ( U) G$ f) E. E; i1 v+ ?
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil ' \# ]2 Z) l: r( Y& h
Get Tools Out 3 P, L) ^$ J' r |6 ]! k ~
Get To Onramp ! Y' g# Z% Q+ X8 e: q; q
Good To Own
1 u+ _ l/ F( L- c5 ~6 G# a4 v: O* PGet The Others
: a$ t' \) m) g6 e/ jGenerally Trashed Out 6 W: X; W7 o* D! q) T4 _
Good Time Out
! M" g7 A/ _& \Gone To Overdrive " P: a- H1 {: O
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HONDA:
0 h6 g, y# T$ eHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything A& ~/ d! u! P, M( \2 ~1 }
Had One Never Did Again ( N* v9 ^; I% ]1 Z
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 8 C8 Q% ?" P7 }+ ?
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 7 l% ]* N9 u0 H3 }% y* ~' g! Z. }
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles : S4 X2 @9 c+ h
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
; a- z& _3 T5 `! Y, RHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
3 |9 R/ E7 r. U% F" } s4 HPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 2 |: \, s% J, k# x6 N: s
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O/ ~2 Y' Z2 a% e% Z1 \HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... g# X. _) T3 A5 j0 e, G3 n @1 B$ r$ [
# r+ I! w/ h8 r8 y4 m! xJEEP: - I( l. N7 C7 ?- }5 g+ e7 q. n
Just Eats Every Part * R* f$ m8 w5 Q6 e
Just Empty Every Pocket : y X+ g# ]+ e
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
8 o1 y9 ~" i" ^ u& w4 |$ zJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
! v4 _0 b& S3 Y& M2 _4 WJinxed Engine has Extra Parts ; y: F6 G5 t: q1 q
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KIA:
; X) b1 n# y# AKick It Around , }% [; J+ g9 N4 J. `: |2 K
Kick It Again
: ?& q1 G' j- f( H( x' i- VKilled In Action 4 y& n% Z) i/ Q$ h, b- U
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ' @9 ^" Z# Z& N# Q
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
4 o- Q. x/ X G5 r. MMoney Guzzler
, k4 [ w) J# I* q+ Y% RMostly Garaged
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0 T G9 I1 d- T; g8 X& nMGB: Might Go Backwards * M, s. J M9 w" L# ? _1 b+ L
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 0 I/ `; S2 V! t% O4 Q, h
MGB: Motor Going Bad 4 Q. }3 i* N" b
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate . l( q( _* ?) }" m. c. N. B
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
7 i ]" m) i) }) t/ U" XMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
, t6 f7 z1 G b! EMost Often Passed At Races
2 D" X+ m$ \7 o8 j$ F, aMostly Old Parts And Rust
, A. g7 [' Q2 K9 ?Move Over People Are Racing . t; V1 r: J; _7 j
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
2 t5 L0 u5 ~2 I4 M8 [7 _ FMy Old Pig Ain't Running
5 \+ v: D( B6 b" F* AMy Only Problems Are Repairs , b6 ^. R1 T( M# Q; Q" P5 w
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
# X" b: K% k' AMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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6 ?0 Q$ O+ z# _7 F, J( H' sMUSTANG: 1 w2 s W( j, j3 w$ S8 t: ^. B( K2 y' ?
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
* ]+ s f% p+ C0 kMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go + `' G8 w$ K2 z. j2 B0 @$ n: n
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
% Z0 T! B* g e5 g& k: rMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
1 X, e4 u6 X' T. m9 dOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
) h- k( k& u. zOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 1 ?- E7 |9 t9 p8 [; y+ S
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PINTO:
% K$ D# x6 N5 Z6 Y7 j# t: yPut In Nickel To Operate / S7 k$ i; N( ~7 S, s
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ' {( G6 v! q9 H/ r g
Put In New Transmission Often
' s5 E9 H3 Y7 p+ f1 KPushed In Neutral Too Often . Y+ Q1 {6 l+ i' _0 b |5 N. j; m
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4 ?7 x1 V* r5 B& c' @% ]* `! uPONTIAC:
( I9 E: ?: l( }- FPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
) H7 n7 s: n8 }% Q0 N2 E% @Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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& i' E5 Y* A+ L8 K6 `PORSCHE: - W6 s, X0 `2 R( O. a! G$ b2 M
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ]6 w k& n9 ^ ~- b
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
: I# \0 Y; [; B+ h; U( dSend Another Automobile Back 1 G5 f/ ^5 Q$ z; C5 j# }- M& D
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
1 n" n% w: _ ~: aSad Attempt At Beauty
1 G/ V# y' h, p5 U9 ]Sorry Auto, Always Broken 5 b& x1 [: k: Q2 L2 F; ~
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 9 d5 N5 H! [) c# N
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* L% d6 P7 S& W0 j8 w0 zSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually : M8 T$ |) d: G6 U2 x2 S$ a
1 z/ Z5 W1 L( E3 wTOYOTA: i2 |" }) Z- R Q+ \! Y
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
4 a0 \7 V" _& O7 M3 h; ^) e" z4 C8 y! Z; PTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass ) R! F; J& `; }
The One You Ought To Avoid ; r5 w2 V* d4 N
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TRIUMPH: - `0 K% k8 B7 Y0 F5 ]. x- H
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
( ~/ V2 C, V9 r2 N& B9 J' ]0 \7 rTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! y* h! F1 V0 ~8 J) x% b; V$ s
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( R0 k1 ]% W$ d+ E0 bTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object * l: [2 \, M8 R# Z5 M
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VW:
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