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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 3 z: d$ u& U0 L" g- q' b
5 Q" b; ]9 m0 q) z8 t3 _- a5 PACURA: ; Q& @! D2 @3 ^4 p! Q" l2 v
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 1 M2 ^ j8 _+ r( Q4 p
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
4 h6 ^6 G8 w! o. b; ^0 D& EAll Makes Combined * |# i2 `- a V$ {4 i
A Major Cost
2 G: c3 e0 m2 B- NA Mutated Car
+ I6 A. c7 t- f9 w0 s" B! P( fA Morons Car " r2 R# h% ^) W) G2 T9 Z
Another Major Catastrophe 0 n) E2 h- N4 l, i$ g- j
A Man's Car " H6 U0 k2 e$ ~2 K, F- |7 W
A Miss Conception
$ u9 Z4 d3 v1 C6 x2 w1 JAll Muscle Car
- f' X6 b4 _ HAll Most Car 2 k, O2 B. u F; d; d# a8 a
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
6 R1 u R( Q x3 ?/ O' FAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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2 w D3 u+ c. f' z- MAUDI:
3 g0 j e; Y d; i) ~Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
4 |& B" k% D) G: |$ D9 lAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 3 m$ Y& F6 c! O, W Q2 ~- F' P4 X3 ~
Automobile Under Demonic Influence , u% N% L; U% J
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
# O& g: ~' d$ J1 n( N2 ]Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence $ p& w# s! Z3 Z" @. h( t& T
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 5 i8 `8 j% ]- I5 G, B6 b
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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Big Money Works 9 \2 p( @3 f% k$ w) p
Bought My Wife 5 B3 O: l- Q/ T1 R, F0 y
Brutal Money Waster / U$ R6 j+ z+ _: c# t' m) i: n. O
Break My Window * Z( f0 e+ U& W* _0 r7 Q2 b# s: x
Break My Windshield
& r" X' u9 r0 k- SBabbling Mechanical Wench
; S% |3 Z& G p' a1 ^Beastly Monstrous Wonder
+ w* Y$ Y- \* U1 m3 a! |: ?Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
/ E! Z, u5 l& Y, F6 P$ b3 n+ TBeautiful Mechanical Wonder , _8 E+ U4 s0 L; v7 L
Barely Moving Wreck
- i2 f5 w; l' E6 xBig Money Waste
# S$ K: [ S0 \Big Money. Why?
! F* W# j: h6 W* d8 E7 pBig Money Works
9 ` t( F" _6 R2 GBorn Moderately Wealthy ! }! `: w' @- p
Breaks Most Wrenches
! Z/ f1 p$ A# Z9 p- x/ p4 x3 Z3 D0 aBring Many Wrenches 1 F, J- B# }! Y0 ~' n
Brings Me Women 1 `9 `- I/ ?' S O; y F
Brings More Women
) G1 P, J3 t: T: ~; n6 q! LBroken Money Waster
& D" Q h! R; R1 iBroke My Wallet ! @1 G/ N0 s% ^% G; o
Broken Monstrous Wonder
$ `, S9 z7 m1 o, qBumbling Mechanical Wretch 3 F/ H! n1 _/ \- t
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck " { l! a8 B7 l) S; B5 O' K
Bavarian Manure Wagon ! K* _1 e ?' Z' p* L% ^# ^3 D; g
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BUICK:
4 ^ ~8 a/ _8 R& `Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
9 d/ _& H# w6 S+ M; U! P( BBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: 0 |; @! i% ^; D" e) _
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
5 w: S2 c% e I( ^4 S {Can't America Make A Real One? % O& T9 N% m2 j. Z5 x
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
* `7 a) r, u, t [$ v! VCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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! S* B* ]; M* P) f$ eCHEVROLET:
# m4 Y$ @, R6 F! W0 k/ J, x$ {7 OCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 2 a6 G& V, A5 S- G( T' _
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ) H- ?: j+ t$ L O* e' O0 }
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ) A" V) v( N* j$ @( M6 N
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques % B( x% a: n6 N) `
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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; K" }4 J. K) @3 Q) a& XDODGE:
0 n3 ^0 ^# v- u9 _, C. yDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere / ]) l3 l% c$ _3 t4 i& a( O
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater * b+ }5 h4 S; @! _
Dead Old Dog Going East
^& b8 W3 G# R' Z8 hDead On Day Guarantee Expires
# m2 r) C# B$ T2 {7 EDead On Delivery, Go Easy 5 _, u! s |: ^1 q" Q. _3 H1 c+ x
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired # s7 `/ I @: \* S: n7 ^2 Y- }6 p E
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
0 z+ B$ y- [ x' `2 t2 a+ j( U5 DDear Old Dads Garage Experiment . P: d8 Q- K+ a- N% u
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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+ r0 K* O* X; t. H6 e4 w5 v2 |EDSEL:
( R2 l" \( D- v! }: O" LEvery Day Something Else Leaks
$ ^3 q$ Y+ j4 @+ G7 v7 ^Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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1 e8 a' |$ A8 f9 b9 A. x6 zFIAT:
: y4 N- ]2 B, zFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
- w o- D5 i: GFix It Again, Tony ( G/ ?/ a: ]0 c+ N& v4 Y# s: s3 g; `
Fix It All the Time
% m1 n, _, @! w j c& ?1 I ? QFound In A Toilet
. W5 F4 s2 {' f% \Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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0 l9 @1 `7 j, J" c7 A6 U* tFORD: 4 |9 S. f+ ]* N. w" z F. Z
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 8 S4 ], y5 b! H0 E
Fix Or Repair Daily
9 V2 n1 `( a8 s: gFound On Road Dead 7 m1 w) F, p; s: R. u
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
- W% Z0 e& C, H* U. yFirst On Race Day
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l9 e# r4 r7 c9 L3 VFabricated Of Refried Dung
, B- P# ]+ g/ V& W$ |' [Fails On Rainy Days 2 C% {' D( j ~" b
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 2 ]: }3 T r% B" c! e
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 9 t, C+ q2 A) ^$ b" Z# t/ I
Fault Of R&D , m8 q/ q$ Z( b/ X
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 0 E7 G; h. J/ a2 _& ?2 S! z! v1 F$ F
Fireball On Rear Denting
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First On Rust and Deterioration
; f/ ?+ \& T6 ^$ cFix Or Recycle Dilemma $ e7 V0 U& m" F' m9 n G6 r& }4 l
Flipping Over Results in Death
* |) S+ ^5 q3 U& i3 ^- [2 ~# S2 ~. xFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
3 q. g+ C( j8 q1 i9 j, y9 b' sFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
! B X2 n2 V" o, o1 G/ i: K& GFoot On Road Decelerates
# f1 S; J4 W6 j$ ?+ H8 r/ ^Forced On Reluctant Drivers ! ?5 d* E; m& `
Formed Of Rejected DNA ?+ U4 e7 f9 S" m( y# L" c
Forwarded Once; Return Denied " T1 A" P, `. i" a: n
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
1 T9 K" M V; [$ ~. BForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
# ?" V$ a, `, ]& d) m4 v1 ~Fork Over Repair Dough
: [& S9 z5 @; a0 }6 T' sFouled Out Re-done Dodge - k8 u6 u7 q4 \# q% V
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 7 ^3 m0 o9 T) S! ?7 z/ ~3 z( O# D
Free Or Reduced Drastically
1 w) q# b; `6 e, b7 M9 o/ o2 xFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 2 Z2 b Y6 U8 H7 q4 `( w* A
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
2 N4 S: ^" o; P7 {5 C2 [; ]Funny Old Rattling Dump
6 }' t3 o7 Q* p" w4 IForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 0 o Z3 r: y |6 H; Q3 A! f- \
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA h9 v% C; o* I
Found Out-Right Dangerous
" b' k% p$ M; @6 {Future Of Racings Delight
: ^# u. l& E* } o(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
" d' y0 R- S1 v- l6 O; m8 n* U(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ( N' f" }! i5 W
LTD:
4 d1 x. H4 s( ` U- e# {' qLacks Total Dependability
; w# H, s2 m, S( D4 eLots To Do 7 {. m9 q( T" e; \) V2 H {
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked # O+ L$ J' r' O; _: C( P
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General Maintenance $ Z& r4 o$ ]# d
Great Mistake 1 i6 v6 i) u- }" ?' i% s$ g
Garbage Motors
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Grossly Misconceived % C, y# B7 t7 a; `
Gluteus Maximus ( i7 C X/ ?( j! l' s
Good Money $ z/ i0 } y2 W L3 z6 c4 p6 I
Goofy's Manufacturing
3 u/ }, ^" x+ w6 K0 C3 C/ GGone Mental % v4 e! n$ ~ ], }4 t( K! b& Z$ e
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GMC:
% V) d" A. c A/ \ JGrief & Misery Combined 1 x0 D1 r1 i! u
Garage Man's Companion
4 u0 z* |4 p* tGotta Mechanic Coming? 4 m r" K9 _% l% T! _' } Y2 D! r
Generally Mediocre Cars
- W3 t4 i0 p) t, g i$ _# _8 {Get More Chicks
$ q- p) ^8 a2 a' G% L/ V' B3 }8 qGets Mechanics Crazy
|% q$ |0 H0 Z5 ]Gods Mechanical Curse
: L6 A) ?8 E* fGot More Crap 7 J; M6 A w* P- ~, N
Great Mountain Climber
2 Q* t6 ^% i$ D9 q! ^" _4 yGreat Motor Car
0 U5 l G( z2 p9 zGod Made Chevy
8 M+ p; ^" V7 R# Q5 F7 eGood Moron Car
! }' z6 Y1 e1 n% n% j! G" k3 Z DGot Mine Cheap
9 \" f' O; }: R! S3 k: EGet My Checkbook 8 K% H1 [3 Y" L' J
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: 9 F) V1 r9 [, v" h
Gas, Tires, Oil # v; [% k/ ?. r3 X
Get Tools Out 0 [0 K9 i8 a; N
Get To Onramp + t5 U2 a4 k4 [+ ^% O' @ f6 o
Good To Own - I8 v5 K, O( Q. X
Get The Others
) K1 N" i- n8 z- p ^5 vGenerally Trashed Out ' G2 a) V0 T+ C& C" K
Good Time Out , H; i: ]8 k6 o5 x$ |
Gone To Overdrive 7 Y- Z9 T! R% I( ~8 Q- v) k2 t
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HONDA: ! u$ \) f3 y6 N1 t s! y' [
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
0 M, y; K" [- r6 h( YHad One Never Did Again " U; Y4 O6 m7 x" I5 I( ?6 J4 H
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating / n, T; ~7 w4 L# v# P( E
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles " [% } Y. `" M* `4 R+ j3 {; _
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
, v* Y8 A# }) D, q7 R. q+ iHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
- R M% h7 f' N. Q9 E2 cHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
{- V9 H% o% }8 p( vPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes $ `5 l3 L. u8 V0 B& M( X
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... * B% {4 q5 R" b4 a% Y# t$ }) x: V
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JEEP: ' x6 `0 Y" n' x
Just Eats Every Part / m! w! R8 P3 N5 D W8 R
Just Empty Every Pocket
5 f8 {7 t3 \$ W8 fJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
# e* ]2 G8 G. A J" d6 d# ZJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
1 _+ m$ I- M4 ]+ C0 uJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
% n( M5 D4 b$ o% w; NKick It Again
- m* @( e* D. N5 ]3 [. o/ bKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious % s$ A- D% V! Q1 b
' e) V$ H! i% N9 ^0 eMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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9 v' e$ Q6 G& j( n D2 KMoney Guzzler 1 p* G2 W, H) J( \1 z
Mostly Garaged
. `; i1 c: ], o/ Q. CMajor Goof / {: M* |5 f3 h% d2 N
MGB: Might Go Backwards 6 q+ P2 b- Z) C! j9 q) z; C
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 0 x6 B' s6 l( f4 q# |& W8 R) N
MGB: Motor Going Bad 9 o% R g( O" x5 t5 [2 S" C
MGF: Might Go Forward ' |7 B4 M- B9 O' k$ v
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MOPAR % y8 q7 e9 g0 H
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
3 y* s9 G% J" L7 O, V- q! qMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously # Q3 n/ {1 m! K3 F! v! @2 V
Most Often Passed At Races k+ P$ U# Z) }+ [
Mostly Old Parts And Rust $ T8 S+ o6 u+ v$ A5 r9 i1 s# z
Move Over People Are Racing
2 s& z7 N4 R3 I7 j6 T; z" [) \Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
& J' \0 c3 m& }5 RMy Old Pig Ain't Running
7 j1 q& h; i, J. V* O3 GMy Only Problems Are Repairs ( n3 C Z9 Q9 G* k
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
+ b- N) c! s7 KMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: 5 g# z6 y: i8 Q& D
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good - J% V% J8 Q1 H/ V& C
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 3 K, v0 S1 @! h' N# [: v3 {
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
+ W& K# {- j9 B1 C2 wMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 4 c3 S5 g7 ] Y8 Y
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OLDSMOBILE:
" t- q8 @, H& \' p6 J3 aOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
' n$ X1 \$ C8 W8 A2 } vOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment , s1 f4 ^. V* }5 P' w$ b+ y2 h5 C
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: |" q, R3 K$ l* _9 ~PINTO: ; T, J0 |5 H2 x! S6 r7 P2 |
Put In Nickel To Operate
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Put In New Transmission Often
* R; T' z- y/ p& e; K6 O- J; tPushed In Neutral Too Often ( X% Y8 |: I- |3 h0 f
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7 Z5 W' s; R! z/ U( ?5 wPONTIAC: 8 \! Q8 h9 R( w! K3 d0 x
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
: h5 I; D6 x6 a9 \# vPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac - v- T' Y2 x% O
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/ X) i0 k( r3 g% d" wPORSCHE: 2 H: [( j3 G" J& k6 q* _/ Q
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 2 ^ c1 R9 y$ s; A
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
& ]3 i+ B8 C3 mSend Another Automobile Back * j+ |5 S. a' }4 @. g
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ' `) F, i% M0 E+ X4 h8 f5 o$ }$ Z% V
Sad Attempt At Beauty
# v+ A) p7 D: P: m/ ]; h5 RSorry Auto, Always Broken 9 j1 U* A5 O! Y9 d
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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5 o! P2 i; s% aSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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* }; F k) E8 ? o' F* KTOYOTA:
0 n5 j4 Z: h% v5 B6 G. L" a0 p U* pToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
+ y+ j5 M$ J! c# j6 r( e: k# D# K! GTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
( Q; ?4 t0 _1 W& |( i/ z' q% ?The One You Ought To Avoid
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. W$ u& l' l: d3 KTRIUMPH:
7 W( G" E$ c& T& L) j$ B, h5 G2 z! v$ bThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 3 s+ p1 g0 t, E+ ^/ J3 s
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ! l0 ~+ y- [3 C3 A. S2 u) ]
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TR: Tools Required , g) V- B# S$ j& _. b
3 z* f. K1 }) F6 ?# x: A2 T) eVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: ) t) K# }$ ~: a, { I5 X# c
Vintage Wreck
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