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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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0 B2 ~. y3 L. d$ a" o: v x7 WACURA:
/ [( z; D6 D+ L( `) G5 _8 jAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile & ^; ~; |' d" Y7 B
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America ' N! ?; s& j! D5 R: f0 B" d7 I+ }
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) g; V. ^# G6 \5 RAMC:
3 N7 p, w$ @* z* v1 h$ jAll Makes Combined 1 o& c( a' y* b/ ~0 p# A% v1 N
A Major Cost ; P2 @2 Y2 B' t" Q' R# I, q
A Mutated Car 8 s. J! M; \; j$ g. C6 ~# `
A Morons Car % x$ p8 c9 d4 Z+ a
Another Major Catastrophe & {: H0 Q4 ^( D2 A0 d8 ^
A Man's Car 0 J$ t9 S7 m; o3 \# I
A Miss Conception
' p8 O( `: Q8 g* M& ~All Muscle Car ; v1 B0 u& j$ V g+ \, d' p
All Most Car 8 K, `& S F* s2 ?
Annoying Mechanics Constantly % h2 @: d% l3 A1 R
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: , b8 |% X ?0 |$ o
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
, v- d3 }4 N1 e* s2 ^, r J" c4 p0 YAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
' z9 ~; T/ ]5 Y/ H- j% fAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
2 R, L* Q X/ F8 y! F' [$ L8 \Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
# a. g2 N+ O% h! Y& lAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 7 p+ e( v/ u" |+ f) H# X- T2 _9 r
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ! w' s/ J D, b, q3 r+ ~5 X, F
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
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Bought My Wife 0 ^9 _( W( U: o
Brutal Money Waster , @& |6 D4 G) B
Break My Window
; d- `) I g, b. d$ C7 l0 TBreak My Windshield 1 {) S/ a/ c. g* w
Babbling Mechanical Wench
9 V- T& S& ^1 W1 f6 I0 IBeastly Monstrous Wonder ; l) t( G' w x" `5 [9 C7 [
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
: |9 M' h1 g3 P: W# ^Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 2 R6 b( `& v$ A
Barely Moving Wreck $ O. |. z7 J$ u9 @& Q
Big Money Waste % y5 B) F1 G8 J- b# h/ \& Q' i
Big Money. Why?
: k2 F8 o2 N8 o' bBig Money Works
! g3 g4 A% p) a1 }# h; s. P3 fBorn Moderately Wealthy
# I p- S- w, o9 S; PBreaks Most Wrenches
* l* [2 t' q( G+ `Bring Many Wrenches 6 F, I3 x- `4 t) f P, ^- T2 t
Brings Me Women 1 R6 v0 N) x0 ^2 J( u
Brings More Women
! C* ]% g+ u% `! L6 {Broken Money Waster
9 E9 P$ ~8 f" D5 n8 p7 ^Broke My Wallet , Z1 y& n9 L: I1 ^$ |: X2 x' w
Broken Monstrous Wonder * l: s3 L4 j* t
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ' `7 A# a1 l3 p# w* S! |
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck ) [0 B! [; F+ l0 h; `/ |$ j
Bavarian Manure Wagon : z; T, N2 Q/ z$ \& d9 i. D
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BUICK:
! s, w% ^* _5 xBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
. [* x3 b8 K" i2 {' EBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 8 ]8 h$ c& l+ v0 i" X" e
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" `: u) l1 P5 F0 C. h4 yCamaro: ' H- z' C/ _5 A
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ! I! o1 P/ x6 C" y$ z2 u) m
Can't America Make A Real One?
* d- t7 `" E1 A* O! CChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
+ G4 m9 R1 ~# e6 ~Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often : D" Z3 ^/ u# L- N- B) ]
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CHEVROLET:
' x- }$ f3 {9 DCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 9 l9 Y; N9 ]9 Z+ i+ Z5 H* Q
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ' C6 ?" O6 f; ?
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
8 [5 I6 A; q) H3 I+ t& JConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 7 b3 p4 t# `7 Z; i; w
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology ; c4 B! M( h- k5 D
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DODGE: 6 O+ y: x$ y! k5 z8 h
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
+ p7 N8 k) J0 e& o( JDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
, Y) `4 o, l. h# J* |! J& MDead Old Dog Going East 9 @1 ?) J+ m" @3 ]6 I0 C
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires - R6 M+ M f0 [# _
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
' c* W0 o! w4 P8 F2 hDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
" ]. V% k: D8 o q2 p8 ^2 }3 PDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
' d6 Q9 H' G5 M. xDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
' t$ |* S$ a" cDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
/ `* ?: S" V1 b% aEvery Day Something Else Leaks 3 g* Y4 _. h0 K- V h8 b& P
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs " s+ L# ~/ d; j
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FIAT: 6 \: w6 s( {- [" ~) ]- e
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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L% ?$ m9 _$ S1 vFix It All the Time
0 S- Z1 X1 ]) S1 n7 P# ~6 MFound In A Toilet - m. R/ |1 B: M0 D5 F% s: \& V; `
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: 5 x0 B5 S" t4 l
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 4 T* Q! } }% F) O4 I
Fix Or Repair Daily # J! l$ {" {& _. v8 O8 q* \" `+ |' l
Found On Road Dead 0 p: g) c& e# S& f l% W- J+ ^
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
- S8 Y7 Y7 d* _& U+ IFirst On Race Day $ i4 v6 F, J( h) L# @
First On Recall Day ) Z2 H7 H3 N6 t! R0 o) l
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
, M/ `8 H: A, X% W- ]7 `9 JFails On Rainy Days
! c6 s. _3 N1 h* [Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 3 B, q; {5 d4 |
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
7 i' e D3 s f2 Q+ {9 z. j; dFault Of R&D 3 s& z3 ?( J3 o
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
! [9 {. h; ? jFireball On Rear Denting
; v5 D1 E0 {+ ^- }; vFirst On Road to Dump
% B/ X9 D$ Q2 |' y5 lFirst On Rust and Deterioration
7 E7 d4 _. H. \ K) u9 oFix Or Recycle Dilemma
8 @7 L2 { y5 ~: OFlipping Over Results in Death 2 u' I- x+ M8 s
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
' s; Y% s' |! y( C$ CFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 6 v! V5 f s4 g6 L, l7 V
Foot On Road Decelerates
! }/ e0 x7 d" S; g# m$ N; FForced On Reluctant Drivers ' A$ u* k7 ^+ n: S
Formed Of Rejected DNA ( r7 N* N" }/ u9 \& z" }: A
Forwarded Once; Return Denied / e+ G! J, x5 P9 y. a7 Y8 ~2 ~5 p
Forward Only; Reverse Defective : y0 U0 R O) s7 f; u1 a
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
# ~* C5 f j7 i( |Fork Over Repair Dough X% H6 q) W& R- L2 ^
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
, F- i) [ \: n: G% Q+ tFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
& I& o' r$ G9 }, r2 {6 I) D4 XFree Or Reduced Drastically 1 y) G+ h3 t$ N/ y, t3 w6 H/ `
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
; P7 K0 P& h4 ZFumes and Odors Readily Detectable ! N9 u# x0 t1 j8 K, w$ e2 f1 |
Funny Old Rattling Dump 3 l" g5 J- P& e7 U( ]" a
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 8 g; [* B: Y$ ^
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
* w: Z2 B; c$ y: k' ~, J9 L& IFound Out-Right Dangerous
8 J& V& p4 N+ u4 q8 h6 p# ~: qFuture Of Racings Delight ' R% X! l4 n, M8 y$ _9 D
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 3 e/ S K/ O7 X0 }. z
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords $ f3 @! w- M/ G- F
LTD: " x# S6 q2 G- A& D- M
Lacks Total Dependability
# p/ J, A+ d2 x6 t5 j2 ^1 z5 RLots To Do . H: i" S; X% c% ?8 g1 k
Looses Transmissions Daily
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! j' Y2 T/ I2 E% ]GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 5 O3 C. B3 O- b
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General Maintenance
) ?4 y1 v: u: l ]& W# WGreat Mistake 8 {$ u* h9 f* d7 d+ ~! H
Garbage Motors
( f! U% R0 B, w- \ S. ?Generally Miserable
k: ]5 `% r! K, I4 ~7 d7 MGrossly Misconceived 1 z( Z( {, G [0 D( |
Gluteus Maximus # Z+ s* A2 ?; F4 _2 W* u
Good Money
) F" C3 b5 q7 h4 E5 u& W9 W! P7 [Goofy's Manufacturing , e Q6 Y5 o6 D& x7 p
Gone Mental
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8 u) N, f) y( A, b6 `: B% ~3 n" rGMC: ) w0 V A$ Q& j5 H
Grief & Misery Combined / O7 ]6 w( N! {: j# K2 s1 c5 X
Garage Man's Companion + `+ Y' `. }( e
Gotta Mechanic Coming? - O/ A3 p" t! ^- M/ [4 k
Generally Mediocre Cars k9 U8 o0 K9 q" c; ~" l7 J5 H" \
Get More Chicks + q g3 N) e! L8 E8 F& R/ d5 E2 y
Gets Mechanics Crazy
$ ?+ f9 u& w! WGods Mechanical Curse
- o. Y2 A% b. s3 X: U2 V! T5 uGot More Crap
9 W9 W. O5 `: o$ rGreat Mountain Climber # W+ [$ I& m* N) K7 n) k# p
Great Motor Car ) N* o) o' q( e' P3 o
God Made Chevy / H4 x2 S# e1 w6 Y, V
Good Moron Car ) J7 ?( I9 [) e. }. W/ s
Got Mine Cheap
N( z4 h3 U8 g% _3 C5 d4 w( U( E! yGet My Checkbook
6 e0 |4 M1 f( ]$ j* W6 EGone Mad Corp. ; T: {0 N0 n8 X- y) a0 u/ g. ` c
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GTO:
- C( X" q1 z! k4 o! Z V: VGas, Tires, Oil
' l1 H& d+ }$ M% Z! ^Get Tools Out
0 q- S% B) U* J1 t8 y! A$ KGet To Onramp * x" G" I+ z) u7 {/ S. v
Good To Own + `' H( F) w7 s6 r& y/ R7 k
Get The Others
3 X6 n) S8 I+ [Generally Trashed Out
8 h, F% r4 r/ A. dGood Time Out
/ T2 y% Y4 N6 r5 c) k) aGone To Overdrive 0 Q5 ]+ M `; H; L' `
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: r* R [- _* k/ i. |( d! E" ~HONDA:
2 V# L/ F; B2 L. I. r5 G. THonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
4 @: j7 m5 f, f8 L; i v _9 VHad One Never Did Again
P2 \& Z/ O3 wHang On, Not Done Accelerating - U5 r, u" ~' [! V" m4 c& N8 @
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles y$ ]9 j5 D6 Z" _- ~+ M$ n
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ( k0 U- d/ o7 b [
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
3 \9 l' ^, f7 @+ D! b' K+ S- j; jHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
, N( m3 E" w6 N5 n; n" w" y3 vPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 9 A2 m8 S) X; D* `1 l0 ?0 Q
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* V8 W# O. t# f, `3 \% PHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 8 X- v% m# b2 L( ~5 P# t
/ N* Q; \5 y" |4 z0 H9 o) u* \JEEP:
/ x: \" F6 g& {$ v1 F8 uJust Eats Every Part
/ c/ J/ t2 X5 XJust Empty Every Pocket
- I0 _5 b* U# x) g& AJunk Engineering Executed Poorly * d3 s: |' @( q2 R, H
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
3 G& J6 m7 s8 \# d: |Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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8 |) U4 l& e/ o m5 Z! k9 e* oKick It Around ) d- [5 t' S( E" l3 c5 [
Kick It Again & }7 `2 g/ O4 ?8 S
Killed In Action ( C$ b- G. D' \6 \1 z# v
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 3 V/ K! ]" s" G l/ u
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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) j. x$ H8 A% R2 e0 M, F% H' vMoney Guzzler ; m) Z0 w5 c- M- @) w l
Mostly Garaged + P8 D$ v2 o4 e3 H8 N
Major Goof
5 N- N' B) A- c. a! kMGB: Might Go Backwards 6 t. H# O# \9 D: r1 y' W! q' K$ }
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
) T" ?$ z2 ~+ OMGB: Motor Going Bad 5 y' w: Y. q3 ]' F4 F
MGF: Might Go Forward
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0 P2 y2 G9 z2 v$ j2 `MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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! c+ @% `: `# [3 w# a1 |MOPAR ! v/ J$ a. `# g6 W# {4 Y' @* y8 B: V
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly o/ ]' O! J7 d7 G3 U6 S
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
; g7 b* \; U# N: uMost Often Passed At Races 8 A' P3 T3 G) M# t
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 5 Y; J: @9 Z2 ?3 k+ v: U
Move Over People Are Racing
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My Old Pig Ain't Running 3 C1 G0 ~8 o& M4 i; [. y; R. E
My Only Problems Are Repairs
. o6 v( d' |9 LMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
) G$ h- U+ \ A- ]9 A2 aMore Often Parts Are Replaced 0 _9 v: u. d" H1 |# }/ G
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MUSTANG: + a5 B# x& \& Y$ S* c
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ) }" ^. m3 S" s* y4 ^% A F0 b
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ) N8 J# b, }% W2 _' f% _
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 9 u/ J D- g, b! }8 E: v( M' g$ O" x
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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8 V/ o9 g9 u, H/ [0 N) ~" v# |OLDSMOBILE: E, Q3 X. G" z) @9 L
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 0 a# s& i, @8 d& \2 I
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment - O7 y) n+ r: [1 I( B5 b M- t
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- x3 Y1 S, p; A( L9 ZPINTO:
/ F. h4 }9 m1 ^! Z/ r7 YPut In Nickel To Operate
1 S+ b2 \/ z* W5 a6 M3 tPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
3 [% h {5 z7 DPut In New Transmission Often . F( Q1 S7 c1 c# k& E
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
- i7 |' s- l! G( G# L0 N; q" iPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
1 l* m+ ]; e- P1 k8 f$ Q9 [: o: z& E- VPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 5 R. ?0 K+ D' s# M/ x& W- _
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Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ; ]# N+ c3 ]- q& t( i
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 6 p8 b; @7 Q5 q1 {* g; g
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SAAB: 0 o- s7 }' i7 x/ _; e3 V
Send Another Automobile Back 0 y' f& {. n0 U7 B# H' u% D2 f
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
; f' Z/ u) A K3 l* k$ q9 F8 D) o# wSad Attempt At Beauty ; \4 V& D b1 K5 X9 `
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
& j( w. f! r: E4 T. hShape Appears Ass-Backwards `2 q/ I* z1 l, M0 h
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" ]5 N4 p9 Q5 C, M/ mSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
. w( D, m) E; ^2 b- kToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ' K1 x7 l. F- A
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
4 |6 R6 [6 K6 L2 YThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
2 _& I7 t$ J* G- B) o T" [This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
5 C, V, ]8 e5 @Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 6 [% j9 u2 S7 ]& W k
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: Z4 S+ y$ q! W3 j& S" ?TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: ( }0 i! Z3 Z5 c; V2 g
Vintage Wreck ) v0 B {9 r6 ~! I2 U0 N! s7 j
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