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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 3 \0 c/ b" ?5 x; z. H
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ACURA: * h( R' c/ j+ Q& ^' T
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 1 q7 R/ B* e6 k2 M7 \
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
. ] A4 A" M* O0 [& YAll Makes Combined : u& h1 [3 P. m. P4 m; S& H' r
A Major Cost
4 F' K! P/ f( p: `! e: g+ HA Mutated Car # E) o8 X4 o% e
A Morons Car @7 x" E5 a% U% b( \! A0 b
Another Major Catastrophe ' ~; j0 ?" H, a6 v+ `
A Man's Car ; y; K4 _2 `3 {# s- F- e4 z3 p% o
A Miss Conception
% O7 `/ }/ C) X, }& S. jAll Muscle Car $ s5 T$ U5 @/ z; U2 P2 r
All Most Car * k4 m, S' h9 Z* m$ j; v; K, \
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
- }$ P8 b7 W9 }Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: ; s+ ?& e$ r( s( S% ]9 P- U) E
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
; U, R3 i+ T2 P! v. |9 B/ GAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 1 J, _ ~7 P" e
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 7 @: j d+ x- W' o
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
1 n' J% R/ k7 F' m9 qAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence # [7 f# Z6 y- K1 P) u! N" }& H* M
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ! o4 D& ^& O: ?* J, _
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 5 ]( G9 }/ I. ~ J' V6 O: ^3 z
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BMW: # A7 O9 T" O5 @& ^1 Q. A
Big Money Works
5 o3 f% I) v- RBought My Wife 4 m( R3 Y7 \( m, U
Brutal Money Waster
) l3 }* F2 W n$ ~5 I( tBreak My Window
: B& \, s' ]% B- E& m1 yBreak My Windshield ) L) p/ C: k. u: i
Babbling Mechanical Wench
; k) \% w% @9 ?: O1 D9 {Beastly Monstrous Wonder
3 n) S. b+ G8 h* m2 N6 oBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
; I: b2 G6 y" @ y4 hBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 7 S0 {8 q) @1 s9 O, C" [
Barely Moving Wreck
/ n: Z, I- s1 i2 u+ b2 d ~6 A* {Big Money Waste # \% M% k" a& c5 Q/ c, K) `
Big Money. Why? ; K2 g4 A! A+ n. d; J3 d
Big Money Works 7 c7 F7 @. N M: v! j1 O
Born Moderately Wealthy
! [( F3 \! x, f1 k5 ]- d* j C cBreaks Most Wrenches
|: l! x; x4 h- QBring Many Wrenches 6 k) C( r+ X( g$ a* N' Q( ~
Brings Me Women
) {8 r# A, Z6 e2 ^& Y; b# L1 \; IBrings More Women % f& ]$ `' ^' ^
Broken Money Waster
9 r5 V2 m0 ?7 w; l$ KBroke My Wallet
/ T+ P3 p5 n" \! KBroken Monstrous Wonder
- M. t/ y4 b3 RBumbling Mechanical Wretch * Q, m1 ?5 x7 W1 {1 I
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
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1 D8 |5 s* z0 C& G5 P" m- KBUICK:
p9 \8 L. [. ^3 @Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
$ N7 X! p4 H% Y* w' }* DBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: ; ~" q9 _" U) R& A# |6 G$ g
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 7 r" k! k. [9 z0 D5 }# L0 E& d
Can't America Make A Real One? % g, E4 Q l; v
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 2 U1 B, B+ f+ i
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often * [3 x2 O J. V# g# Q
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CHEVROLET: ( D" v/ R) q: J9 y$ N* q
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
; o1 g6 u( i, ^3 i% PCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 3 a% G& v, Y$ t$ M, d3 M) L
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 7 ^1 ]$ p5 R8 T$ H
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques # J) T( ]2 P3 z4 U1 F$ R% W
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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2 S0 O6 J: C6 \7 bDODGE: & \& V# I6 [5 Y+ g% \3 o
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
# U' L8 Z$ q- p. MDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater & L7 H$ Y! M( _' `: e9 q. T2 s
Dead Old Dog Going East 0 A- x' N7 T/ u* I6 u1 @
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 7 `- e1 L5 K) d! O
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
* m/ u0 C' P* e2 R$ u5 v" DDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 3 v2 ^1 O, ~, v8 `5 Q8 [
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter / u1 D2 p( o/ e3 m% ]
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
# ]+ _( b8 f5 g( \8 ^Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ' K7 U. ]2 D0 x+ z4 Q# A# b
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6 V" \- ~3 D, |" Y+ | _3 L2 @" rEDSEL: 3 e# q! L1 J3 @
Every Day Something Else Leaks ) d/ s, Z/ M1 r
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 3 `3 E4 Q4 c. m( F% R
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology , E' [8 L4 O2 X9 I
Fix It Again, Tony $ |0 ]7 _+ q/ Q- w8 z8 W
Fix It All the Time
# D! t8 Q l# T2 {4 IFound In A Toilet 9 E+ B3 v" z2 V/ T/ A
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 0 f" p, v6 z A% s6 d+ Q
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* S/ {9 h: c" C) K0 mFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 2 e$ I" U; h; ?, S7 i. l, _2 R# L
Fix Or Repair Daily & V/ I5 n# Q5 z# J
Found On Road Dead + }% B6 e6 X% w; a5 ^$ g
Fast Only Rolling Downhill ) |' I4 b# {. f ^/ @
First On Race Day
( X8 K$ G, w( B. MFirst On Recall Day & Y' ^; Y* {3 y! c0 O
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
# _" z {/ B- B; ~* a9 aFails On Rainy Days
% g% J9 N6 y, R8 FFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ) {. f% A5 A. ~* T1 ^6 n
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
7 _2 Q* G5 U, O+ wFault Of R&D " r& M( C- y% K2 ~. P! f
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 4 i! v- h# P: E7 t
Fireball On Rear Denting
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First On Rust and Deterioration x/ F2 R) z. ~7 W
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 6 a8 |# T, x8 T- [$ t
Flipping Over Results in Death
2 f9 Z/ _+ H0 Y; A4 q- u% bFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
5 f3 B- ?3 M, g) K4 u/ IFollow Our Rusty Dogsled % A5 D) C" r; ?
Foot On Road Decelerates
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Formed Of Rejected DNA
( A, ^% q! t1 E" I! f* s7 QForwarded Once; Return Denied
6 l. B G; R6 S9 KForward Only; Reverse Defective
7 q6 Y% b, x! R# gForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin : c5 t3 F: C& {* M2 y
Fork Over Repair Dough 8 Q2 }9 [* Q& N* a
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 4 @: P" K+ z/ L' h, g
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration " K' Z9 C, I9 f: Q5 M
Free Or Reduced Drastically
' h7 _ O, u4 j9 z. b2 DFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed - q2 Z1 {5 Y' w* R
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable & e' [# L/ }2 ^$ o
Funny Old Rattling Dump * f: g/ Z6 N0 S7 p( c2 q
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous 1 i6 F q0 N! {* Q
Future Of Racings Delight
( w9 J- ?& l5 e/ N6 c6 G# H( Y(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ' j. N& N8 }/ T8 L- v5 Y, X& d. C, d
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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5 n; U' k& d" f( j; ` L( o4 [Lacks Total Dependability ; X6 V4 I) U9 x
Lots To Do
7 H$ c' T2 f' c" c. kLooses Transmissions Daily
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! h, z+ J* |: q5 k# J# lGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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% H& j) V2 v* e4 WGeneral Maintenance
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; {' i* K' I" u) G9 mGarbage Motors 0 z$ U, N8 `( Q; `5 B% v c3 h. b
Generally Miserable & |9 \; {# U4 J2 L. D$ J
Grossly Misconceived 9 q3 P4 x' k, ~0 H
Gluteus Maximus ( Y5 n. j3 K* `
Good Money
' |0 d1 s% J( v4 v7 rGoofy's Manufacturing ( o9 W( \) V; _' J: P! ]
Gone Mental : E# u2 }2 S# Q" J9 |
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Grief & Misery Combined 6 v _4 f; T% @9 t7 M) t$ F
Garage Man's Companion
- t/ Z+ m8 M* w* G& mGotta Mechanic Coming?
3 f3 I! y" Q; z/ f+ sGenerally Mediocre Cars
* x$ Q" S, C0 g; _, {3 f# {4 AGet More Chicks
8 G T. H6 t& H' rGets Mechanics Crazy
' F# t) g4 k9 o5 vGods Mechanical Curse
1 Z; T8 |0 d5 `, L6 y0 a8 y0 yGot More Crap ' p3 K" Q0 _( e' ^
Great Mountain Climber
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! Y* ]: Y7 t( t( ]) W- HGod Made Chevy
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Got Mine Cheap
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Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: ' i, g) O- Y+ x/ l# ~" z. k
Gas, Tires, Oil
" ^9 h: x2 O8 H7 GGet Tools Out + M( Y8 H: n* G4 O/ J7 l" p! O; W; ^
Get To Onramp , `1 a/ ?- U$ z% g
Good To Own
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Generally Trashed Out
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Gone To Overdrive # V7 F' S" r. A) c% {( s
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HONDA:
; S/ Z" A$ k: d( h7 N F, DHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
$ [5 q. c( p: n: U, ~, y2 MHad One Never Did Again 9 G0 ^: w3 F4 ?* a- r
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 9 e1 {$ t, F6 Y( h
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 7 Q( J; I; A( d2 i/ _: s& f ?+ t
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
2 e- A; ^: E5 W0 s5 jHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration * L7 a/ C. E# h8 w* ?% F4 n5 u
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
/ ?6 J5 ?- e: \5 F% G0 r8 BPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ( Y% ^: N _" f0 C3 |
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JEEP:
5 n$ | }& J/ \" `3 L' e3 j' zJust Eats Every Part
: o2 l F$ B0 q0 m1 R9 [Just Empty Every Pocket 8 m/ [8 s8 @$ I; _
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
; b" l) q2 _/ @" XJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
4 O/ w& W% X9 T* O+ q0 k- W1 mJinxed Engine has Extra Parts ! y) D. R- n" {3 }) f' G
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KIA:
|, j7 u# e' L; R4 g, o6 ]- YKick It Around : s' ?6 z4 H: Y5 R' v. a1 T: J0 z
Kick It Again
& E J7 j; w+ M0 U" y- S" e, pKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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% |/ ~' O4 G1 f5 o" l$ hMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler : E1 u, J7 ~+ s; w% D9 E8 n) b7 P7 e
Mostly Garaged
: s+ l$ |( b. |3 q5 f/ e" W" EMajor Goof 7 [3 Q, {9 {* l9 M/ m& m
MGB: Might Go Backwards 4 \4 f' R6 v/ m0 C( b3 y
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 3 }' p/ w* J2 m
MGB: Motor Going Bad
8 [+ E" e8 A. H/ W3 E+ dMGF: Might Go Forward
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6 x9 n1 Y3 U' w# U' B/ q/ XMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR * y- p% J: u2 _/ d) K( m1 S& I2 u! Z
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 4 W$ n" J+ M, ~1 b! I/ _+ v
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
+ Y* ?+ l! G. c8 r* KMost Often Passed At Races
' P. p2 Y2 G# B) x, w. MMostly Old Parts And Rust
7 P% Q$ a& D O% F0 z2 p" DMove Over People Are Racing ; ^2 H- h6 H9 u* A0 J+ |
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly * v: S4 t* _% J1 Q+ q2 V
My Old Pig Ain't Running
1 I: p8 F& H3 EMy Only Problems Are Repairs
6 I3 J3 o5 h9 D& | kMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
/ `2 ~4 k' g1 a. X$ a/ q9 eMore Often Parts Are Replaced , r3 g, V1 [# }* c; U8 N+ e% e: w, Q
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8 c6 W% i& O- OMUSTANG: + t% H7 q" q6 c& A. _ Q( ^% L
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
: |8 A7 k: j+ ?: kMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go . ]& O# O: O$ G! Z' J$ G, q$ p7 s
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ) k. Q. F& v( S4 u2 v! d
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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) Q+ ?7 x1 H+ A+ r9 UOLDSMOBILE:
* c0 ? W1 J; X$ ?; N+ rOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
% i- E$ v9 \. x! q, QOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment " y& I) o7 h2 e0 [8 M7 [8 L
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Put In Nickel To Operate
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Put In New Transmission Often & n" D3 R4 L; e1 V4 o
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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. j; Z) n5 g/ S$ N7 ?& \+ u; ZPONTIAC:
, S6 w7 d' @3 b5 d; `Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 8 n0 ~! g4 i3 z5 s" j- J
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
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Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 9 L7 S9 b% [) b
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SAAB:
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" g2 m1 i7 m6 R' H* V& a1 }1 ~Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 1 x8 B& o$ [9 A) [+ g
Sad Attempt At Beauty
4 i3 ^: E( Q% k5 L4 }# sSorry Auto, Always Broken & c5 m! V% P* X) c& ~ J9 @
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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7 t$ y) T$ o. r' x1 G0 {SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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4 y1 i4 n# X* d1 J" ^Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 1 D1 h$ P" a4 K6 \2 V4 X
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
0 A, a, U, N0 X7 g4 y# JThe One You Ought To Avoid / f0 d& W( p9 g) C8 n* Q# n9 y
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TRIUMPH: # k; u+ k5 R( E7 P' q8 A- H5 h9 |9 ~
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
) e& Z% p8 Z$ b+ y4 _! @Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck ! s1 z6 v' U1 U0 s8 {
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