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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: 2 T# m( m7 W3 J
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
0 w: G3 W" j4 m5 L8 g" BAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 5 z5 a l u" ]- k
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; l/ n5 ]4 `, U J; zAll Makes Combined
( @7 Y9 H# S% C5 f, l( `) c) RA Major Cost
' \. k4 R& u6 |% C7 d# F EA Mutated Car - s2 e* ?' O( m( n4 G
A Morons Car
5 s& n' U% H) wAnother Major Catastrophe
6 X: x" p$ C, h# [. D) k+ h7 UA Man's Car : w% n8 B* w& o$ k6 R0 F! L
A Miss Conception 0 y' M: x0 C3 B) T' j `' j1 ]
All Muscle Car 8 \. m- ]. x& A/ \5 F$ @4 ?) J
All Most Car : T' r2 m% q1 k) a+ o" q6 s
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 0 ^, J6 ?5 B' y1 B
Automotive Mental Cruelty $ `6 ]: P- Z/ T9 {; ~- t& W
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# T# K% D W- m- rAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
4 o: w0 Q' x3 L% M: i. N7 kAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
8 ]& B2 l) H$ c3 L" MAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
) u s1 D; y2 ?6 _Another Ugly Deutsche Invention / p. k, Q" X, X6 f' \/ J
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
7 @+ h0 `' C6 C3 r$ M4 T( MAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 5 Y# H! A, j5 r
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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- r( g ?1 ?) y: f# v) y9 bBMW: ) `0 n/ e: N. v+ Z, v
Big Money Works
6 h( C7 t2 E) I2 c( yBought My Wife , @8 Q) v0 ]7 O
Brutal Money Waster % D& J# l5 q6 E) M- _
Break My Window
& O' j( H, D0 ~# b6 |& f# c/ @Break My Windshield
! m$ s! P/ T' X* ~( i! ~# m3 bBabbling Mechanical Wench 0 |$ \! F; i( |& P5 N
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
; e" l5 K/ n( ?: k( E1 |. `6 lBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels : g6 f* W+ N9 `0 W6 r y* n1 g
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
: y+ ]" ?; n, P8 JBarely Moving Wreck % f+ ^$ S% Z* t$ J0 j6 L, U
Big Money Waste
* e& b1 D: _. Q x: kBig Money. Why? # C5 u3 m$ o+ K' {9 d
Big Money Works
1 _3 @$ D8 A. ~' ABorn Moderately Wealthy " a) ?8 j6 y+ T3 Q. `! q1 G
Breaks Most Wrenches
5 I+ ?% B- a( P; x$ {Bring Many Wrenches
5 Z8 j+ g5 |, M9 bBrings Me Women
5 Z, l" x7 J& J9 [* z3 O4 UBrings More Women
8 ]8 r* L1 y: Z; v6 b( YBroken Money Waster % Y/ @. `( p9 R0 q. t
Broke My Wallet ! {9 _, p5 y5 L7 ?
Broken Monstrous Wonder
' ~/ }! g6 \5 u$ S& |7 pBumbling Mechanical Wretch - b6 i3 W5 I0 E; B/ |
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
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$ |" F: M6 Z4 f) o D# DBUICK: 2 R2 T) U5 M5 G. R
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 7 ~2 ]% S- ]1 B: L5 }
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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7 [# H. j! W' f) y( s* Q2 |Camaro:
S0 s6 }& t$ OCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? # O$ p0 x; R8 E$ d
Can't America Make A Real One?
) L8 O/ V+ ?2 X) K" F$ B! y$ Q6 b+ UChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ; N; ~ r. M7 y8 ^" t
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often : y/ Q; J5 n3 |- `0 Y* n1 O. B
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! m& \/ v4 F2 c: ~ s9 Q# B9 mCHEVROLET: % n A! Y" k1 L
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
5 {. b8 P7 {6 ^& _Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
" b7 Q" P; d" v$ z: ^Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time + H& I2 x2 g' Q3 I! V0 \+ @& r
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ; w/ d! [) ]" t' U8 ~+ m5 o! e. b
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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. m) a8 ^" E3 k$ |* g7 |8 PDODGE: ! ?" X' j* @- n9 ?
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 1 k i0 s$ v% g% z) K% T! Z
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater # w9 Q5 k9 e$ s- B" S5 b
Dead Old Dog Going East
J) n* N# |6 p) b+ D3 oDead On Day Guarantee Expires 3 Z t; f9 L! P" f% m3 J* b) k
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 9 q7 t4 N1 ^& O/ g1 u7 V
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
( Z8 K, o7 L# M, I% T0 v7 DDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ) i4 r$ I3 C4 j3 j% R
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 2 d* ^ G" t% l. B7 j& @
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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$ c3 _0 h3 i8 v: t) A0 gEvery Day Something Else Leaks # Z% w. ^* b4 y1 y( }; t
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs , n2 D! a; u/ R. i; m
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FIAT: 8 L6 Q7 |, U8 B/ f+ y
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ) u) W) q! u1 g& s4 h) L' B1 c
Fix It Again, Tony % F9 b Z0 p+ y
Fix It All the Time
& x1 g' N; F6 _* fFound In A Toilet % b1 I. X) q5 T7 a0 D
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
+ K+ g# f! q5 ~$ VFix Or Repair Daily
4 S! N) s) k8 PFound On Road Dead ! Q0 z: |1 N: H8 _0 `
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
+ `' Q4 D# N. J+ E' |/ lFirst On Race Day 3 K! B! |3 n. s9 m o
First On Recall Day
8 _- K/ { H) b7 uFabricated Of Refried Dung ) I# ?( h( ~: }" ]
Fails On Rainy Days 7 i* [8 x9 z* H+ z7 k7 w
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
$ }- r5 y6 c5 y+ a4 I# c) ~Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
' H1 j2 r, Y$ L$ S8 NFault Of R&D / P' t& d1 X9 S5 M
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
( c( b% {5 z0 T jFireball On Rear Denting + K8 Y# K- `2 W f+ N
First On Road to Dump 5 ]( Y6 O1 l0 A. [% i" m
First On Rust and Deterioration $ l# [$ D! R6 C1 B# w
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ' I* Z0 E w" {9 v) s+ y
Flipping Over Results in Death
' w5 Y; Y; {" i& U. b: mFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 5 D! f& K+ y- V9 q
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
9 \9 s3 ^6 z9 r: |Foot On Road Decelerates
' c4 j* |! }% X g+ V+ Q6 UForced On Reluctant Drivers
5 {# S. E) x* l$ B( X4 HFormed Of Rejected DNA
9 M) h( I7 T" Z8 p* gForwarded Once; Return Denied
" F( @. D3 i; \) }' [+ bForward Only; Reverse Defective
; V; @4 f* d. H: ]+ G7 f4 DForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin % ]4 ~6 a1 @; f8 Z* g
Fork Over Repair Dough
1 T# _$ {7 i9 j" _4 r/ ]Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
+ `8 y6 i4 V' B3 P& fFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
# a. G; }, B2 K& C0 h) wFree Or Reduced Drastically ( I( Z! }0 p5 S$ v/ `9 |
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed : B. ~/ m+ u' G/ K' m
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 4 ?9 R3 v5 B$ K) H9 Z' D6 I
Funny Old Rattling Dump
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Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 4 S, F' M5 W5 y
Found Out-Right Dangerous
# I/ e" @/ o4 } o) J" j: V2 k, BFuture Of Racings Delight - Z0 A% H7 M8 o/ ?. J5 Z4 W% G
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
* W$ Q6 ~6 D% a) J. l(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords : J6 Z2 e* U' q _9 S3 d* s. {5 v e
LTD:
. Z+ S7 u9 L. E+ S. PLacks Total Dependability
0 N; G" h; p' O" C, zLots To Do
: H% h/ L7 V" xLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: ( j3 g" h( b$ }4 g O T- S" y2 M
General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
5 y& B; x$ I4 R& r2 K5 t& kGenerally Miserable 2 @# C; s. N0 e. A1 c. t
Grossly Misconceived
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Good Money
- Z4 S+ v7 t+ K& i5 I& gGoofy's Manufacturing 6 u9 K0 q. \ f& F! c
Gone Mental
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GMC: 4 o7 c t/ T- I1 e; h- |- T
Grief & Misery Combined
& `8 K0 c2 n7 H3 p% p# x* qGarage Man's Companion 1 c- k) H0 E# Y& w: O
Gotta Mechanic Coming? , _! t1 X& F. B/ o. l
Generally Mediocre Cars " @6 g2 C O" J
Get More Chicks
; z6 G5 @! t S0 yGets Mechanics Crazy " d& \ m5 f9 h8 R
Gods Mechanical Curse
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Great Mountain Climber 2 q! l% q/ ~ j& D* Z' ?. {
Great Motor Car
: R2 h/ o2 b( HGod Made Chevy ( z4 r& j7 O3 M
Good Moron Car
, W1 s8 {2 r$ g, ]Got Mine Cheap ! X+ o% ^1 I b9 S3 X0 H. h: Y
Get My Checkbook
% `7 i+ T* E4 w. vGone Mad Corp.
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r8 _) |8 u7 I: v" S/ sGas, Tires, Oil
% F/ Z9 k" ]5 m9 C d( E" p4 ^7 XGet Tools Out
4 u' {6 k, K4 p3 i5 mGet To Onramp $ D' B9 V0 r0 N1 K
Good To Own
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Generally Trashed Out
( r6 ~, M t3 B& oGood Time Out
! K6 _/ m1 W1 e9 Z, n8 `Gone To Overdrive
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" v2 x# I5 X6 }+ h3 k, |- L1 VHONDA: - D# x/ x7 v m; K$ o T3 a
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 8 _( E6 S- q3 l' y+ r& U" D; I6 ?
Had One Never Did Again ) ~- f8 w; Q( v+ }0 W) k) b
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating , I8 u: Z- A [4 |+ \! w0 W# w& \
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles % @6 U! R9 \- Q2 v
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
7 j( s' ^; Y/ X, IHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 8 a4 W8 Q ~+ t& j P
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 2 W, l8 |) [( }& }* E& s( P
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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% s/ J) O/ e; {7 AHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... & f9 @- ^0 n+ Z" s
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JEEP:
* O9 C/ C" m. O/ |Just Eats Every Part + l% x) k `7 Z( e" D! Y; Y
Just Empty Every Pocket
1 I7 P; Q$ W& EJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
9 F) i3 e! o' xJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
$ `' h- q! z/ W. q' S. W* hJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 8 h, X5 b# _, V: r# q6 b6 q
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4 Q5 t0 o+ Q2 ?, N% R' EKick It Around
( n h+ b& O' n* g( s5 mKick It Again
1 r D! }( P3 B) NKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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+ ]6 p& b }5 B R$ g/ K% rMostly Garaged 6 ]9 A8 z! ?7 ]5 ^. K
Major Goof
Z9 O* ]$ v4 I- ZMGB: Might Go Backwards 2 C. \/ }; [5 q) n: M! `& q
MGB: Might Go, But . . . ( j) }% H9 `0 d5 E5 k. t+ c0 M7 v/ Y
MGB: Motor Going Bad / c- n; h0 t$ M2 I4 y. s# Y
MGF: Might Go Forward * U7 [# {- J! o a
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- Z3 x4 Q( H5 ^* x' H+ VMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
* e3 a; g4 z ]6 E% zMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
* m+ `# \" P: ]1 @Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ; d: T& u3 u" H# u7 W
Most Often Passed At Races 8 B7 o( e5 \! M" h; F
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 3 T( m: i) t5 _8 M! Q
Move Over People Are Racing
f" F% U) n# K. f4 E( q6 ]0 IMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly * P% [2 ?' d. g8 s% e# b3 D& l
My Old Pig Ain't Running . A0 E, U7 Y( u* K4 K, b
My Only Problems Are Repairs 1 G. p# J8 [& `/ M( p& p+ l8 _, Z; j& v# b
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
+ y9 ]+ ^2 s- tMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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# R( \9 E- \- X+ l; IMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
; W c# l! ~9 m& S eMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go , f6 j2 ]# {3 e% }7 k
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
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3 j# D, w6 v2 n3 C6 |OLDSMOBILE:
- ]4 ^9 P1 K1 M/ F* i' \Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
2 }3 r+ i6 I4 ]" N! o: a- u9 `Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: 4 H$ t& x2 U8 E6 y. t. e
Put In Nickel To Operate
7 y( b0 W! V8 n5 s1 O" MPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
" R% v8 n V. b/ A1 l7 P! rPut In New Transmission Often
) g3 [) C& ~6 @+ k; X: W. LPushed In Neutral Too Often
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1 K- h( {& O( F. E2 [+ `PONTIAC: * \) \3 W3 O ?- w; Y2 _* r
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car # I: T+ U: r/ Q$ [; F: d$ ^
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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/ R# l, b, B( X( e4 u& hPORSCHE: + c" f2 X5 U) v
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
3 u4 n0 \. q& p2 L- JPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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" q, m' l4 ~5 z+ K0 CSAAB: 5 w8 h8 T5 J9 U/ b
Send Another Automobile Back
" |- P4 G% ]2 p' b4 c5 W8 mSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 2 W9 u+ Z' J5 y7 z R& l. r7 X
Sad Attempt At Beauty " i# m) n# H3 y
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 4 y0 u& E) A2 @/ a0 D
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards ) g5 D- o+ B1 I2 D& Y
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3 p/ U' |+ M( z/ D5 t. t' ZSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 9 ]' w! `. |- E1 x% x$ ]
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TOYOTA:
# M( x' C5 o% A; d0 m8 @0 L2 qToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 6 f9 R( m/ ~6 t) s* l
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass / b; b1 `" \$ l( r
The One You Ought To Avoid . r0 B9 g* D& M, z) a6 H
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& Q. o% U- A; C2 m$ e( F( k, w% o2 mTRIUMPH:
& e! Y& p. e8 u) q# e) ^" s+ @This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
" k/ ] P. G8 [% B# WTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required 8 ^2 y8 \1 ^: X: ^0 B( J! j& V
1 U4 a, T: v" V# {) sVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object " @% C& u6 j! r6 {# q: [! `
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Vintage Wreck
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