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2 R% o- z. E; R( u& j/ R'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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1 g* \. }# D( A" I, YThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 0 f+ }* s+ Y* d9 Y" {
9 A' w" T$ r: ?7 w @2 s4 V'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
. y0 [% L* L7 Z& ~: D- M* k# N(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 9 \& b3 y5 H( h, O; F/ C% W/ R0 ^
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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- Q2 {' i" r4 c1 bGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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