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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. ) ]) m* ^7 D7 @1 B9 [+ S
: N6 \3 Z4 R: `- }& b$ t'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 6 A# U' N2 v' f/ k# \" S+ x- G
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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9 t I% K' Z/ @: c r'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'4 F% F2 w, v+ `! j5 c& A2 U
) `# P: V7 g+ P: h'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
' N& H3 T) p( Y- R(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' / N" b9 v2 t( v4 C ]% K$ x$ E
5 Q9 {7 S3 ?/ T3 ^'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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