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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 3 D3 c0 u' j+ E0 L' I/ Z+ i! z
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ( {8 l5 s7 b; a8 K1 J3 ?+ `
+ l; r1 F. Y( WThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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( Z; R$ @$ Q8 L: N7 z( J* w'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'4 X/ g' a, O5 }9 X4 H9 H
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
, U; L5 x/ \# i6 ~1 _(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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6 O" K# d- p: U1 c3 L'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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& f2 v- W/ E) Z2 t/ ?Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' , h4 T% t( V! k: F" t
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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