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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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& h% a' B a6 Q0 b'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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# z% D/ p" j, {, Q- W* \/ MThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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: W$ T3 [! D9 f% ^; N0 z2 w'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
/ o0 L! v. _9 e, H" H(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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; w/ j6 f p$ i$ A R, n: X'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. " M/ _6 _6 N* K9 N N/ } ~
# G6 y% C1 [5 k2 n9 L' l; h2 sGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' . X G9 G2 X! M& B
. c% K v& m3 S) @" c" o+ Z$ g/ Q'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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