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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 3 l9 p8 k# g9 I
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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$ U: L" ^& }: b4 mThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 5 I0 X7 d: S, N6 [, Q, r, k1 l
?* w/ z7 k! Y8 b; z. E'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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1 k3 U6 f2 M7 l3 j'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................8 x, u/ U% \0 M4 I7 I1 |% O
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' / ]! v) L0 R h4 s- k' W
" c m6 x8 D9 i% D2 w'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. : X! V6 M4 s9 N0 D- Y
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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