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$ Q- O2 i2 T6 M' }8 ~. @'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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$ ?* l! Y5 A- ^0 P H* j) @The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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I& x. u. j4 i3 G'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'. n' m/ J1 a" O' A6 W4 L
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................3 M$ U$ \5 Z# n0 \0 k0 Q
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' . ~3 N+ L9 w; d% m9 |
( E) ~( N3 [% O'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 9 a' Q. ~0 K+ ~7 m
) v! ]1 e9 X5 g7 Z5 Z3 y% PGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ) I8 ^$ p3 b+ W, ^) L& g$ B
- h( q$ m5 ^- G3 F% Q( E'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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