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; k& n. P4 o3 `9 Q9 B$ L, Y9 ~ ^I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
2 U) b. r% r% p+ }' nhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: m L2 E1 f3 R2 d3 V
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 v8 \/ |9 k; C U" C' J. M& JMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" ^6 Z& G9 M8 y9 t- e; r' H
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
- L: B; v3 n0 T8 Q& Uwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be8 I. \, E' [ T0 L' J& f
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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3 ~' [+ o$ I& m% a. ~- OOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
' X* U% \/ F. ^2 xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
( o8 i% O3 z$ P3 N7 w) wcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She i" ]. i% c& o9 m- C! H
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 V7 F5 ?2 m! ]$ [* m7 l" ^7 ]
fling, just come up and get me."
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, ~3 ^+ C9 D. p- V; N; T1 `I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up |: y# t9 ]) `9 ?4 K* ?
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
6 K% w* B! h0 Ostraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards& ^" H a4 H2 _: r* t0 k
my car.9 \* M! u2 }& q4 N8 e
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing. }/ Z) |: c, i
outside, all clapping!
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; q [; ~! h6 A4 G( MWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and7 d% z5 y; i& I
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
1 ?$ n; y5 l- R& k# sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."# {1 u; z1 P V1 `: P; S
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your7 ]" {# i: P' B% O- S; U: d
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