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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 c* j; `3 \+ _2 {. b7 \' {
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was; x/ K+ {! w7 }( M& t2 n5 j
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.' ^8 [$ A$ I3 S6 @5 h3 T
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" q) k, G7 W" z4 O8 }My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
) Z! j8 `: ]. g( W' q& Ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" H" H3 ~$ _5 {& [: _# ~$ Y9 R5 L
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
) G( i2 |7 c3 l- b) E odeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 M/ |& _) Z9 m7 I' K! Q- t
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; S3 H5 m% t \( X- T
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she3 ^/ N1 X" h% h+ T5 E- U
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; s# v- }. G4 ]8 O. T+ @
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
* P/ F5 d! c5 [$ ~committed my life to her sister.
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: a, c1 b8 Z1 B3 Q8 ]Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She6 f g' e2 \( r' q4 `$ G
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild* ^( D r% _" a* ~$ s: B: W Q3 J
fling, just come up and get me."6 w5 r7 x; J; u
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8 I) x0 ]9 s- A# yI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
0 Y* w/ w; a% G5 W) q2 qthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
% g4 Q2 y- O0 a$ M& l) g. astraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
1 k8 q0 n, T0 ]. b3 Zmy car.
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. ?6 r; j! d' S" a, zTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" Q" t6 E, t6 i$ a$ C
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
4 b8 K6 X1 C) d4 Eask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") m" R6 t& ~" F4 B6 l2 ]4 _& [
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% o2 i1 Q% x& t; q' S( V4 ~And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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