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' M+ B( Q, G' [3 v* T5 U lI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: r6 X1 @2 I0 A& ^ d
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
7 K5 X& H( }8 fonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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4 K! c( h& S! W, aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
! o2 i5 E4 Y0 M+ U5 l" Gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ b4 P3 T7 S: y3 I) ]3 Q% y- m R3 p
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be+ N# j5 Y* ^/ O8 C
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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; Q( M. v2 e/ v" y( K1 m T+ tOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
/ h5 z, I" f. @4 O8 f, U# ^/ \6 hover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 k) X6 ]6 _& q1 D8 @whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: @$ j/ F6 h. o
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and& C: t/ x8 x" u1 e
committed my life to her sister.- ]( o* W; a5 |- v3 y [/ z
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0 A, i# c( i1 FWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
d) A) M! k7 d* x, _& jsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; B8 V% f9 g: H/ ?9 I8 C
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& i+ A+ U K! H# n7 W9 J% Y7 _$ w
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
+ i1 v) U* E0 h ^7 [4 Tstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
$ m* h. \. Q9 F4 Z9 Dmy car. q: a7 r* o" K/ e
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4 B% h- X+ f- s5 F* mTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ X9 E- \2 Q6 @9 \
outside, all clapping!
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; ~5 G9 ^; Y: N$ f9 e3 cWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 Y, g h( r! z. Z: I: Csaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
9 s8 O' J0 V; zask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."/ d c4 ^! e" q
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; z& x; R9 \. QAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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