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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I! [3 z5 Y% `5 K
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: I; x: n) W% j+ w# K" |- j& M! B
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! S# m3 J: ~) N( d- _3 @
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tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 _8 S- J- H) d% r
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
# ?0 G. S0 P- D Z, Gdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' V; Q$ L* t3 |2 ?' t
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 m- [" \+ _5 k/ ~) f% y3 P% S
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' e, q3 X7 |; F% k0 i' Bcommitted my life to her sister.) A m: {2 N5 g) W8 M& C
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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. e8 j% N9 J' @! w4 t; j! jTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing( {7 |- E8 e x
outside, all clapping!$ Y% y& {# c3 [+ i& L( F
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% b$ J" L, f' e, }$ F! Asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
% Y. F: c# t+ t& \0 W- e! i7 \% Xask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."4 u" o! @0 Z' q3 R% }
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' F3 L5 L8 g$ s( G# vAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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