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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% x. e" r! l* F) Z
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" V; P }$ l% O. M9 Y
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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" k( H" _" z4 U1 ^deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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4 K- @& P& w# z1 @: k+ Y COne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
1 U8 X7 N4 T. ?) h8 R6 W2 }5 Pover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, v/ d8 I4 O7 o+ V! i# y* Twhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: i- [6 f+ R5 a1 c* Hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and9 Z) Q! d) b$ \2 v9 l
committed my life to her sister.5 x1 z; P* v$ P! z/ {4 E
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& v- |2 e+ Q* ^& d. y3 `4 uWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ X( z5 @5 X4 b8 bsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 c( |! a9 r2 w5 v$ bfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
( z6 H! i( ^% N2 [" [7 Y/ t2 Pthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline# h9 s5 H+ C( T0 P
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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* `2 c, S* V* ZTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
- @9 E2 N* m! D; J( l+ `+ Hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( K/ i7 C1 e1 R; V* p5 l
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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