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1 ?2 Y* _3 s8 r: `# J7 H4 |2 OI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: Q8 f; Q' F0 j1 { |
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 o% e& B4 q; K2 S2 Ponly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. X% P/ j. w( c# q, [3 p4 n3 X
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 o- d+ t G! ]3 C$ g/ v
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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# H9 V; A: `4 {6 W0 ^( TOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
* n# n7 f3 h% r* z; |over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ e( i* h9 D" M2 Y+ i" ^& bwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- M7 U4 q( D0 K! _( G3 u" h( G* N0 _
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and& I5 e/ M! u; t" l
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
9 `) ^- ]/ f" ^1 vsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up! t a; q& `- J
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."- r; h& N$ W; [( I9 ?4 U) h0 D- b
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8 K0 t3 d' w" Z0 @And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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