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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- c F4 z% C1 w- r; {
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was1 I2 ]+ S2 d) _9 _, c) T
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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( G: L: N; c OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 s0 z- j6 u, v6 U5 Ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down. |* Z+ s; p4 i# J* m
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
/ T- E% S, b6 \6 _ xdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 |8 {3 Y4 q& X0 v( J, O
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
, h- Z* w) I8 Q7 v" jover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
; y4 O7 v+ ^$ ?: h" W- W8 ywhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 g. L2 m( F( D- o0 r% k: kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
7 C% Q# y% y6 [" Kcommitted my life to her sister.! C* Q: n% t6 u, J, Y3 [+ _* ^# d
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/ ?% D$ C3 h( `0 r) l R/ c. ~* M2 f- XWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
_# F+ R) T) A0 n+ U) f3 Wsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% B! O. q- V* z) f
fling, just come up and get me."
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+ Q, Q- ^" A9 w: V% [0 pI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& O$ X% j4 S0 v7 k- {1 d5 b
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 u( a$ ?1 h, a/ N. Z- T9 ]: x: W
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."" ?9 w/ U+ _2 C/ e. `
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( s$ W$ C1 k# E% P' { C7 q5 ?And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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