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THE WEDDING TEST
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& U0 o. A/ I' t1 k* s, [% g$ ^' zI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 `9 c. o7 I, u1 s- L% |1 z( Jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was$ ]* X) M, l5 h, Y! G- T" \. R
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) o9 d( |7 X" r, X3 ]1 m
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9 A% N) d9 Y; l/ }8 p' ]5 ^My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 {! Y: j* l5 X0 }2 P* ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ M9 R/ X0 D" @# R, gwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
X& U3 u3 l) _! mdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# q+ Q# X/ G. m# m& U! m+ h
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
6 f$ L/ H/ Q; R& }; k" Gover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, A$ X! B) B3 c8 k6 V ]
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) a4 y3 {! ]$ z+ A8 S* m
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
+ b1 w' ^8 x9 j- E: ecommitted my life to her sister.: x S5 ^1 ]" l8 W$ X4 l
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/ f- @2 @ @' z( LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ H2 W5 w) `- {; Jsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" x V2 n o9 b- h
fling, just come up and get me."( U" \$ e& f9 M1 l. I2 N
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ G; `: \6 V) ?2 M( f* W3 L2 t$ D# }
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 ?& I( n" `6 e0 u8 [2 L! _4 H
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards! A, V. D8 Z' b" N2 E
my car.
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" I0 W, P; f' l# u, ^ kTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
* L( a8 [8 N( a$ R1 voutside, all clapping!1 U$ w$ R8 V8 d& |3 ]4 N
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+ Q( X+ i1 `9 Z+ {With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
. l2 J$ ?/ V5 |% Asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
# q! M" q0 E6 K. D! bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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- R+ y( A' N! z; S$ u0 g% hAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your5 P; N; b, k( T3 R* c1 L
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