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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 J) l+ I% \- K: |1 u
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down8 X4 t1 h8 O' z4 T l
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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' P4 n/ C( F9 v" h& Y7 iOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, `6 @$ I' \# z+ D6 `- s1 k+ a
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she. Q8 B2 I- J, W9 n% W
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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% B4 [" b' ~: s* uWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me.": }6 }- K4 o% _' R% w8 u0 x# |' m
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# t1 d( k# v3 y- i" ?7 UI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 g i( O9 v* E2 @' |# B
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
. i6 z$ \- s9 ?8 l7 }1 G7 vstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards! L7 o4 B9 j4 C+ B5 l* }6 d) ^
my car.# Y7 U1 l; h+ J# X: u9 v1 D
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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9 ^& q. S. V+ Z% PWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) g. q) k* D# M& a. o1 u3 k9 Asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't9 U; o( a: M f( i" g$ {) D n
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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. w1 f4 P; I, J% I2 H* M6 g, ]And the moral of this story is: Always keep your# _$ n0 U/ v' e# @
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