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! [; }+ F6 A' ` x* @ F0 WI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- v7 L/ ]( I: W5 q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ I. C. `+ N1 f7 E- @9 W, y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" c N9 m- S. Z! z2 _) {
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" ]( P9 B. g9 P4 ~/ |
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 s2 o- K9 _3 f) S, U3 o' G
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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( L8 x2 z1 |+ n' t9 B0 G) ^, ~One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come+ J" Y$ f2 F5 H5 p! {& a$ V
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 \, N& b: f& F: u) `: Hwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 o; e a* V$ S, `! ]" T
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' c) b& ?# ]. U: pcommitted my life to her sister.
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: z0 p' J g% H0 I" aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She; A$ F8 i' N1 y( F
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% s3 Y* N/ T. d/ t8 [) ~
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 E/ V+ R; `' l" B: t( l3 v
outside, all clapping!
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$ @7 `7 f2 K) K# b. IWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 d, f# a1 A3 p7 k! [0 A W& esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't8 C. j$ \$ w2 |; M2 }7 c l" }
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": b8 q' P1 k+ u& F
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7 M0 | `4 T/ g( m* O& X6 j! dAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your, q0 T& n6 R8 A# s# z, i
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