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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
/ K, q: j4 h, g+ O# M; qUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
1 O) f9 N; e- c* j  v7 Z1 AWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
6 @) H( V+ [) V1 ~4 l  _family was invited over to see the baby. 6 c4 U: F) m9 Y' c
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
& P  ?3 P4 Q2 {% B! |1 x/ [5 R! iwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
/ R2 z5 }" I9 L' N# o) qHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ( r6 F7 t' C* w
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
2 d9 r8 f. O' {0 y3 f6 Q6 dwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.3 C. E8 W; B; ]' Y
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. " ~0 E% h" v% `# u$ a- m2 f
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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5 w" ?" K% c# ~. gThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
: h1 x* y8 w. j* D' dJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
6 @5 y/ m5 ~! O$ w7 K" I# c) g5 Y- s0 Hlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can' {) t  J! @2 }6 }# _
he see?'7 W0 `+ T0 W' C# z3 J1 u" r
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said  A" ^5 O1 u7 q# _$ u% M, z
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
9 t' |) C0 C; N$ \. V/ eneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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