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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's# h7 V, I2 ~$ s4 A6 q, z; v
family was invited over to see the baby.
% y6 @5 k7 Z% J, h9 P. aBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk1 Z- O9 Q$ K' V/ a
with him and explained that the baby had no ears." ]( j7 G9 C/ `0 e
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
7 u2 M/ s. |1 A* L' Q+ c2 sabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
+ j9 z& I+ ]9 n  k6 j; R8 Rwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
' Y/ x! ]/ g; |( Y9 WLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
' l$ S0 o1 }$ k9 P' o8 m' ZWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
! W; z0 t* E8 d( Ibaby.'
0 ?9 ]0 P5 z  @  t2 B! sThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 1 i& c: H8 ?5 x  z) i1 `
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful1 ]8 c! r! \( H7 l8 S; P7 l* e
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
+ K5 `0 l$ o* `* ehe see?'
8 P6 M  k+ c6 w& Y4 t/ T'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
# R  ]* p; j$ b) x he has 20/20 vision.'
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' X) e3 {1 k' u: ?'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he! X, A# K0 \' P* x3 A5 R, M
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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