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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
. ~! K  o7 j7 `; }+ MUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
: x% U3 J  E7 E& N6 ~- G. DWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's7 b* l" e9 D0 j0 ]& {
family was invited over to see the baby. , b0 B3 \6 Q1 e. ~
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
# Q  Z) v4 n% u, W/ gwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
4 H2 e6 e8 e; U$ rHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
  z& g& k9 W4 x  ~; C0 {about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
3 x* O8 R* e& A9 c5 Xwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home./ H$ E* O7 f0 G- i" b
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
- m$ R. k8 ~/ E" jWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful1 j% I3 k6 t( c( |3 @0 Z
baby.'
3 X1 C! M6 U2 pThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 3 k& {; Z( q  `0 ^
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
0 X$ s$ m+ H0 R8 o: Zlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can! D& T5 c- m+ H6 @3 ~4 Q
he see?'# [8 r: K$ r/ `, R' M! r
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
' C& ~7 P% ^* b# n! u, ~ he has 20/20 vision.'3 B  A/ S0 r1 O
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he' }: q# b8 f& x. I
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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