The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
) w% F( P/ c1 C6 I1 G  D% i8 NUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
9 w) ^+ H8 ]5 Z& z+ c$ D3 lWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
  `& w3 s/ B$ d* k/ g0 _7 V: KBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
1 u% B; |# z) T2 wwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
, I0 j0 P# I8 I& X$ y2 g6 S8 Iabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
9 E! d1 B2 n5 H( c* Pwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
, P$ o4 e% y# PLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
6 a( g: e+ Z3 e: h+ VWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
( H  y3 t' l  J8 Y/ ]4 A7 E: YThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
& i3 N/ y' p4 K, `, q+ J' IJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
& R0 F  m( O) g/ y- f& @- hlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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