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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. , }4 q/ i( v' k& `; |9 T
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
( n( }; _! [6 `8 {4 I# q* i' PWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
0 [' c! f0 y- Y0 ?: i. L, Dfamily was invited over to see the baby.
8 n/ y1 c! v- h8 @7 }: `9 M. {. kBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk. {  B5 Y5 y/ H, a  D
with him and explained that the baby had no ears./ H! z5 z* V2 G* I, p' n1 M0 I
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything " M; A0 T% N4 s% i- C
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
/ r2 I: P7 G; I0 `, u1 S6 fwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
( I4 M8 `0 P& a$ H' XLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
7 P2 K4 ]( s' n# n2 U: QWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
' v0 E& d( m7 P. Hbaby.'
6 J/ I% |9 \1 O5 I! MThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
6 p, y* R9 f7 M, f* {Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
  J; [7 e7 g; Ilittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can/ R5 ^' \" Q6 B$ g2 g* O4 d
he see?'5 B- ^8 q5 O- k7 {
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said+ _" X4 u, G/ u+ ^' Z# Q& f
he has 20/20 vision.'8 w! n& ^0 E- I

$ `# X# ]7 c9 I& b'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
: T9 a) Y0 }/ C7 L3 Yneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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