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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 3 P- n0 g- E, L
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
* F% m: X! I. n, CWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's  \! S9 K! n# v
family was invited over to see the baby.
# D# o% V" x3 q( q/ [! bBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk/ W8 k+ G* e& k- p; q' X$ h4 V
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.# m' Z: w& L- m
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
0 n9 j2 g# N+ w3 k( ]/ dabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he7 x) j7 X' S" U  u& F* [
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
+ a) w5 M" H* K/ {" MLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 4 W! N6 Z1 z! A. S* X0 z
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
; e6 u, e: u" e" WJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful1 F4 a, n4 {% z" Z
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can' l0 g7 n% I; V, c  u7 E; E
he see?') P: h& \+ R) Y, u
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
; k# J  g; p$ l' b" b* h- T# u6 P; j he has 20/20 vision.'! U. A5 Y+ s  T% M% ?+ O4 [
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he/ r$ Z2 O0 i5 O4 p( T) w
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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