The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
' q" }7 v  d# {- p# Q  g8 Q' JUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
% y6 @5 k7 Z% J, h9 P. aBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
7 u2 M/ s. |1 A* L' Q+ c2 sabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
+ j9 z& I+ ]9 n  k6 j; R8 Rwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
' Y/ x! ]/ g; |( Y9 WLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
' l$ S0 o1 }$ k9 P' o8 m' ZWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
! W; z0 t* E8 d( Ibaby.'
0 ?9 ]0 P5 z  @  t2 B! sThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
+ K5 `0 l$ o* `* ehe see?'
8 P6 M  k+ c6 w& Y4 t/ T'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
# R  ]* p; j$ b) x he has 20/20 vision.'
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' X) e3 {1 k' u: ?'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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