The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
' D% X6 {$ q! AUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
9 V" E5 D- k4 B( zWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
9 L6 r! y$ u) {family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
9 Z, j& M4 S5 n  [3 KHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
; x% Y- f8 \+ b! Cabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
! ]! ?' H% R- T: t$ |- Xwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
4 ?' X9 e1 b$ rbaby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
$ L' B. R# y$ ~, Q3 u- {$ x he has 20/20 vision.'

* X. e' j0 f& d( ['That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
  k; n) a3 ~" y1 \needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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