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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. & U; n. M7 L0 X8 \
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
& b' f& E$ q: |  z& yWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
2 Q6 }, a! Q, A- i; l$ b: e  L6 Jfamily was invited over to see the baby.
1 N+ S% A" V/ `% x5 VBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
+ \) S1 H! [  U- \& }3 ~9 Uwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
6 S. l/ A% \7 }2 Z) ~, Q* ]His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 8 _. ~7 H0 E; j( Y  F; w) S1 Q) V& Q
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he& A1 R+ {' C7 R
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.4 g& P; A6 L: u. z" ]% W, F
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
7 b0 s0 ?& T. E- jWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
; o. n6 B1 e% Z  c  c4 wbaby.'
2 r5 N; e0 z% u' ~! d# pThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 2 a8 r6 }$ O& B0 @6 _
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful  C1 T: G5 J: G" k" {
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can5 L8 K7 _/ m, N2 ?- ?
he see?'+ d; \' B/ l) F, W% |3 J+ H8 a
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
- f- C' {1 M5 V9 z3 ^ he has 20/20 vision.'
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: z; X8 v+ `# d' N0 H'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he/ y2 _! M$ I$ x8 c+ L* A3 R
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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