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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!8 ^4 V/ ~$ V" I) }# D. \% V
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 X. x. k5 i* \! X8 t9 `$ F. r) I
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful% h* p, h7 ?5 X
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
+ q3 O: a+ R8 x$ w* HStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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4 r9 ]" V& Q& e2 Y: }2 vOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs., `' _1 S4 _ V: @8 Z3 A. B
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be( U6 ?% G" \) P
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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/ n- L( N# r4 D* s: wAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
" O6 h( E; D5 z4 d$ T! {) Hyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver6 P7 C& g8 u( \7 V
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be+ T. p8 C. Z1 h
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....' y9 b: c; {# @1 D8 Y% H
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and% ^: g' V( q0 b) A, z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains0 Y2 z! B r9 E! B! O; |2 n& V
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".2 A( H% [0 Z3 }/ h* `
2 v' B* `* p4 R8 JSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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" c& d0 ?" C' |" g0 f"Dear Son.........
7 q8 @. C. R; R. N& r9 nI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
$ L! S J. c' e: usaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
+ ?2 c" Y9 y/ V! Hthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver$ y9 ~ r! \/ m( h. z3 y& ^
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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