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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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5 l) {: g% L' Q2 n, XBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 [# O, t# F% u9 scourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
. J$ q6 u- u7 T7 p- v( D2 OStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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* q" [& C, Y3 C: v$ jOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* x& t4 z# a$ @$ U" X0 t" c1 I0 DHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met+ b* q) k6 \: D [4 i
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
" K, A% _# N. X) R# o/ P$ \thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
5 T S, t4 {9 m, U$ ]: L) s. ]your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
6 ^; @, Z- M& i. ygravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' N% y, j n9 w1 v6 t
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
5 b3 V" j/ E$ W4 \/ c: f$ nI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and" \' e; v+ }1 ?1 V& t0 @
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains+ Y* {6 o. }$ l3 |5 t& U6 s5 r
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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2 A* B* G$ Q7 z"Dear Son.........
) l% m8 |" G: A& _& r% fI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not1 g" S) e0 O( n- p
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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