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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!. [" \6 ]2 s I' Z& A9 e
8 r2 _# [5 w0 y- {2 fBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the1 \) i6 j# d4 }% i' k
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful3 t8 D0 T6 R, \ {
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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: v/ q+ `3 U xMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) Z# A& k$ K E
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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6 R& H& p9 {$ w- Y8 Q- W4 ?" yOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) n$ C8 y3 {. v3 }% u" g j+ \
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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. L& E! z0 @* N, k- x; C( J; a( L! z9 VAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since; T8 E5 k% c2 ~& G
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
/ T3 W: h* ~" d0 R7 p) cgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,..... K5 D0 [0 w c& L7 b, M9 L! `8 s6 p
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and2 [' b8 x0 A! B9 E* m; E2 E
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
+ W# |, [6 g U' ~- c B7 eI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not( e' p5 u# R! U% B* f/ t" ~' f
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains R& V* ]1 K$ V" ^( S9 M0 k4 _ s
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver! T; x- U! T( ]2 [: j
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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