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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!/ P8 i& K! ]. w' {$ _, \
1 a& r; \- ^$ ZBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
2 [/ E9 r" w6 I! _1 K6 Mcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* b- l; I4 }6 I% I- Q0 `" c
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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0 n' x B: ~ Y/ I; yMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' | q- o6 j W6 r, O+ [5 s
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ N9 r" D# m- c) t+ WOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
6 B1 P# ^( k- W$ d* T, ?6 ~" RHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met0 }' V5 [ p' g9 s' N+ b
the eye.3 d2 p' S: b. x% [3 d# O5 C
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( M5 n9 N& Y) c5 n/ ^5 M" z! U7 dthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 O. V# l- m- j1 [- _# O
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# Z6 @9 ~, U: ], x$ F
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" e; p: N. C1 d1 j
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"9 k4 J( i4 E) h7 i* f8 @1 X4 R0 \6 O
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be+ @6 b7 b# Y1 Q3 H
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5 a* ^" m8 J2 `) J' QHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
9 `- e8 B( U( q7 f7 y3 NI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 ], C# u6 L1 B/ o+ @+ A1 O8 y
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
* @+ v& o/ B) P! o4 zthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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9 n$ U& T" |" Y, u"Dear Son........., M7 g- h/ v: _% L) l; e0 x3 {
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not) D2 `7 D4 E5 I' o) X( y8 H& [
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
4 K7 ]3 }0 |1 Ythat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 F8 B7 H' D1 B( p4 ~, j9 I
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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