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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the F; Y/ W( j6 N, I; n% t; C9 E
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
2 g% y! t& e8 o) XBrians' roommate Stephanie was. V9 j* I# h- l" s$ G. N$ w
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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3 G: w) N9 \& |% aReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
2 g: D6 ~ i# F5 x% athinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."3 m6 O0 J2 Z. c; X, i3 l% c0 M
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 F5 O8 z6 t q# E
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
/ y! ^4 b3 Y" T" v. `9 XI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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! @# {* \9 I. V& ?0 h4 U* K: ESeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that2 H$ w" E7 o; E6 _' h1 Q* y0 }
read:! V1 k& |3 U1 W9 y; G7 _5 M+ L1 l) f
$ z- J, m7 ?) B"Dear Son.........* X2 ^$ w! | ~% u* F, ?
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not& t; W6 l/ R9 W# I
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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