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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!- I, Y' q( A% J/ N2 j
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the& ?0 |7 `! V! n( z. z) F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
* f5 L' T$ q* |* V. RBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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/ p. Q* w! ]/ ]# @! }0 x- wMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and ~" w4 A5 ]& x8 q/ f- j# {0 I' d
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious. d, R' B$ Z0 F, P
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: N& C% P$ p z* k K% i
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( [4 R! V9 O+ Q6 F8 |
the eye.
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! r: |9 U- y/ g7 ]Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be1 y9 I1 ?7 L: ~# W8 b1 Y% m
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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+ r. B9 f- z; A% ?% _/ ]: yAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since. s* b8 ?! O; L h* U0 u+ q
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver6 ] t# x# W1 m# J8 ]! b& C
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"- i2 r0 Z2 F; z2 W {1 e# J
0 H/ w$ g7 z- z: r* O% o* @Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 Q5 |# `; R9 j3 N; ZI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
% O& M, v. N w( _1 sI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
' E8 \7 f$ a i- R0 ^that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".- e! y% S2 J' ?, D# A+ U. v
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that' h, Q J3 j5 I8 V' T
read:" c- J0 c/ A% z+ B+ l9 a$ W
- n# x: m* H+ N: [: c# u" G# Q"Dear Son.........
4 s9 `- r# C8 p8 iI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 e$ S/ N2 f. X4 b, }1 S @, r" y
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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