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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the& P0 w# I. E9 g! q/ o9 I
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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7 Y/ e' B( B& }Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and% J& |1 U" P: N2 ~+ N" k
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.8 v: n+ j1 i: p: C8 Z
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
# b- R4 m7 P3 d- z! j; u2 \" \Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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) p' b. R! \0 G' B2 dAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since$ n8 H% w: f3 D1 D9 q2 F5 K7 C
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
) J) [$ N6 Y# [$ R0 x( U# Igravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"/ L* T: L; t* W4 s2 o9 `4 |; y
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 m# H! b: ?6 ~, Y( W
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
+ T+ X S7 @& a9 ^& SI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; N5 H' ]! T- K, d& [+ G ?& p
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".: H* j; |+ Y* r& s0 ^
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that/ I: _8 s8 l/ V: w. [7 u' T
read:
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"Dear Son.........6 E& v6 h5 h/ x+ q* E0 v. b
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 g8 P( z; d% l% L6 E4 i$ Z' `% Msaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
0 A' S N/ H, Q' s7 bthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver* O6 b( a H! F" H/ X4 x
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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