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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 n6 `% _% Y7 o
$ x$ V$ r- k1 g, `( X* rBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" L( c. j/ t0 S" D
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
" U; o q* ?' @/ L& c1 e- L! oBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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; [# M& m" C$ @8 o: T" KMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 J2 F+ t( ?; ?$ x5 r
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.% L) b7 C) M- u" Q& Y2 c2 y
& \0 R* {, C6 d- B1 N4 f6 AOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 Z, H6 {5 h- ?' _1 ^Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met. Y) d) I: r* {% |) b: ^( V7 Y7 h
the eye.9 \5 o) @7 c9 R( Z" K* ]+ \' \
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be4 U( ~ p' j" p, F9 t
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."' S3 C& }4 F) W
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since4 e) j8 _. U" o- i
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 i/ z, p, U/ O! \
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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$ y* y6 C9 F5 k8 x- M( m: ]7 q/ tBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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/ A1 `: D: K4 ~* {6 ]He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
7 |4 u/ e) n, Y# X! W* PI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and) i* C7 B$ {" z6 }1 O8 Z- R
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. [, X; k8 H- O) ~* Z( E
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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: J% t5 c) R- `+ Q& D3 P& I"Dear Son.........9 l1 A( e% C/ V8 W4 P8 M
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ ] k+ x. [1 h" g$ v
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
' m/ D; G) a. o1 K- P; h) jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
/ m- F: ~# Q" Q N9 O" U+ jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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