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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& k2 e& s) r1 f; A \
8 ^" a' B8 x/ d) l& a0 J$ jBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the$ x) B8 T$ s5 R0 ?1 W
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 K" I2 a3 |' aBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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% F7 g2 P# b) A( MMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 |& }; r/ C6 |( x
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.! {0 K, ~7 L `" g& Y$ P% T
+ K7 ^" [6 \3 @6 d, MOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
, J1 R8 s# E8 t" qHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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6 G1 _4 f) f( Q$ O+ `' N3 s4 ^Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be4 t9 H }" f! u+ X
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."( N1 P0 o2 i1 l7 z8 l( ^
% j* U8 O8 |7 J" ]About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 R1 H9 [! L- `
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver* ~- G* T3 a/ h7 p
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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7 c2 t- F7 S: F2 B3 _- ?He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ |# M( M& t2 A j V7 K
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and$ y6 g8 n9 A: ]/ K. a1 v( Y+ g
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains q2 N/ D; w7 Z
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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) |( v6 h2 }, q& p( @"Dear Son.........2 ^4 }6 q2 G H1 @. @0 V
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
% N! ?3 e* V2 [/ W8 S$ v4 Ysaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. T' r8 r1 [- [1 [( V- m
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
6 P. x! i1 s- j& } `8 Y4 Igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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