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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( W# R- K C. p9 X: o- g7 I& L
1 u5 ]: q4 b/ j& x) J# K5 RBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 C, ~* S7 k9 `( g/ B! c7 M
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* p x6 v N8 c! H. e9 V
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# _4 P0 `# J# [* D
6 B! y& L) f* W8 _8 oMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and; W. ^9 U6 @- \: s) |4 n
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.& u# b* t: T9 T4 l) u A8 n
x: R5 Z$ x/ nOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.# u" e! l, @! e
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met4 `, ]. `* `1 `: j/ G v( K4 |
the eye.2 B7 ~. r1 k+ ~& E: y E
5 V: U- n: ~7 E: J% CReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ X4 [ A: L. K! @ | b2 W4 l
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ ~/ H: r2 C9 V/ z2 Z$ i
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since! [; _/ b7 V; ^4 i* p% a
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver. l+ s, f# z2 D F% f
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( a, D' x( ]4 h8 @5 I) E: r
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 y* \8 d. `6 f* `3 X6 A! K+ i
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
) i6 H7 l+ `, j$ lI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- c, x9 y( D( Tthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"./ g' M' l" Q# q9 Z, w3 L
1 z& N" {( \: r* D8 D# qSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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1 ^+ m7 \% o4 g4 W+ ?' O"Dear Son.........6 v% k% p/ b6 w1 o: W5 l
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
# j( f+ @8 u0 A U, @saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ Q7 o K* i% \. q* K+ _
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver0 n2 M8 g: P: F4 c' y0 I, s! ]
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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