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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church& q1 l$ F. T+ ^9 Y( ]+ Y

1 }2 O1 d: s6 {3-year-old Reese :
" d; d8 F2 A; Q( N" |+ W$ V"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
- E9 @* N4 @4 H2 R& t( x) {' bHarold is his name.! M  r1 m0 m' e4 \
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
" s1 }9 Q; c- h0 d( c" i8 j"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( f6 F; a* ~; N6 O! H- t& edon't worry about it.( l4 Y1 c" [- }/ g( j& `
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
$ }2 t: a+ \& Q0 ^us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
9 S, C, O7 X, t% nto stay with you guys."- S; [1 _2 j6 y" C; y3 n
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
" ~7 l+ B9 D! T' E"And forgive us our trash baskets as
' c+ G: |# m- j6 Owe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
# D/ c/ G5 M: n: t) X7 M5 ]8 u) P: Rchildren as they were on the way to
& ?0 U( {3 Q  C1 _7 k/ AChurch service, "and why is it necessary  M) E' r5 Q) D
to be quiet in Church?"' n3 i; G/ A2 m6 s  B) j
One bright little girl replied,$ Y% R! `1 z) b8 r! s: L
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for9 h, m$ y! i. \4 d
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
3 e3 E/ ]4 d& [) fThe boys began to argue over who would
0 O- W5 v3 D/ W" gget the first pancake.
0 r- r2 |+ ~! p7 g3 l8 P& \$ nTheir mother saw the opportunity for a$ J5 P: ^: @- u2 D
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He6 W8 [- M# ~) m6 F% r! Z8 m
would say, 'Let my brother have the7 n9 l" E7 Q- d0 {- @
first pancake, I can wait' ."% }: g* Q8 v+ ^) |: D
Kevin turned to his younger brother and) O0 m, R5 ]( j- Z' N( F
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"! l" \& o. y. r1 {4 J( ?; ~' x
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A father was at the beach with his children2 {; B) ]+ o: W% w7 F
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ F4 T% ?, [" e4 O# j) Ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore. N( E7 {* q! v3 t0 k) E! f
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.4 ^4 k1 }# O1 a6 t
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.* w$ Q5 M4 b3 A$ S  g; j
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.  d$ n* Z! d! [7 N0 w/ ~
The boy thought a moment and then said,
! C0 s. q4 |1 G* R( _1 Q"Did God throw him back down?"
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7 K+ [/ L' |# P! \- ?4 OA wife invited some people to dinner.& `: T0 x2 H1 S2 d' M  z
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. @( o: C0 E- h# }9 Gdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
) Y# A; N9 X' Z- d% gblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! X( w% W, @( S4 k9 j& h
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 i4 u" h5 _! v' ]2 ^/ a& _The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head2 }! _, h8 Z) j3 O6 `
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these4 G  S; a' X9 j- Z" Y( Z; L& }
people to dinner?"
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2 v* f! ]0 F5 [3 UCheers!!!7 R! {) I' ~; |- O# F: n3 q4 C/ y
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 " d: q8 [( N$ h  K
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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' Q6 {1 X0 a9 J' Q9 bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: g. Z# x9 s( |
"Don't be selfish!" I said.+ }7 ~3 K7 z# e3 B. [' e
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
) v! ~" V. ], G2 [) G1 J2 QI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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0 r( G. _0 _1 ~; C' f5 G4 h  Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; Z+ a& K  c# {/ `7 w"Don't be selfish!" I said.) ?. `5 P6 p+ S; K) ]
My boy's eyes turned ...
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9 R) @+ k: w; L# h# V% \" w好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 . m. ~/ U% w" b9 W
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好好吃

8 c: c" b  }* m1 ?4 w, M  f& ^& ]ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 - v9 r" [% \' j  h: A

' r( C* _. n6 V4 |9 maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ; n  i: q0 a+ V  H1 U4 W- ~
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.2 E1 U7 v* t& I8 X3 M2 E1 M
"Don't be selfish!" I said.% j$ f6 H+ K7 I* h8 {
My boy's eyes turned ...
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7 I' X' n* `! `4 t: p  X+ c( CAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 A8 c- m& X4 l/ E: ?"Don't be selfish!" I said." G, X* @" W) q' _3 {; D# e( Q
My boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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