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Kids in Church& q1 l$ F. T+ ^9 Y( ]+ Y
1 }2 O1 d: s6 {3-year-old Reese :
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Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
" s1 }9 Q; c- h0 d( c" i8 j"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( f6 F; a* ~; N6 O! H- t& edon't worry about it.( l4 Y1 c" [- }/ g( j& `
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
' q( K6 k0 m& F+ J# _4 J) sin church, Jason sobbed all the way home: y& c9 C' c9 g. A; q" L9 U
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
$ }2 t: a+ \& Q0 ^us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
9 S, C, O7 X, t% nto stay with you guys."- S; [1 _2 j6 y" C; y3 n
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
" ~7 l+ B9 D! T' E"And forgive us our trash baskets as
' c+ G: |# m- j6 Owe forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
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to be quiet in Church?"' n3 i; G/ A2 m6 s B) j
One bright little girl replied,$ Y% R! `1 z) b8 r! s: L
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for9 h, m$ y! i. \4 d
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
3 e3 E/ ]4 d& [) fThe boys began to argue over who would
0 O- W5 v3 D/ W" gget the first pancake.
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He6 W8 [- M# ~) m6 F% r! Z8 m
would say, 'Let my brother have the7 n9 l" E7 Q- d0 {- @
first pancake, I can wait' ."% }: g* Q8 v+ ^) |: D
Kevin turned to his younger brother and) O0 m, R5 ]( j- Z' N( F
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"! l" \& o. y. r1 {4 J( ?; ~' x
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A father was at the beach with his children2 {; B) ]+ o: W% w7 F
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
/ F4 T% ?, [" e4 O# j) Ygrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore. N( E7 {* q! v3 t0 k) E! f
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.4 ^4 k1 }# O1 a6 t
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.* w$ Q5 M4 b3 A$ S g; j
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied. d$ n* Z! d! [7 N0 w/ ~
The boy thought a moment and then said,
! C0 s. q4 |1 G* R( _1 Q"Did God throw him back down?"
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7 K+ [/ L' |# P! \- ?4 OA wife invited some people to dinner.& `: T0 x2 H1 S2 d' M z
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. @( o: C0 E- h# }9 Gdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
) Y# A; N9 X' Z- d% gblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! X( w% W, @( S4 k9 j& h
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
8 i4 u" h5 _! v' ]2 ^/ a& _The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head2 }! _, h8 Z) j3 O6 `
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these4 G S; a' X9 j- Z" Y( Z; L& }
people to dinner?"
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2 v* f! ]0 F5 [3 UCheers!!!7 R! {) I' ~; |- O# F: n3 q4 C/ y
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Peace, love and happines! |
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