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Kids in Church
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( z3 p; `' q/ n, b9 N& d* K0 c* k3-year-old Reese :8 t$ j' @0 l* ^! W6 W) p
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,; H0 w& u9 O* e9 f1 \: _; p6 s" _
Harold is his name.
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9 E0 V* N: y7 ^2 \; N8 Q9 D( FA little boy was overheard praying:
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don't worry about it.% o2 c6 l/ l/ ^! i o1 d, a
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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/ r4 ^: s! c2 P- Y. y, @After the christening of his baby brother
3 h5 _$ Q) R1 E# ^5 Fin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
X% P T8 Y, T Nin the back seat of the car. His father asked# S) F( b! |1 _0 Z, R9 k+ m
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
7 ?7 _! g3 O; xboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 x$ E9 ?$ d# V. Bus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted6 V5 h# C# H) [4 N5 ?2 T
to stay with you guys."
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4 ^9 h$ {+ N- Y2 _) g/ ^! @1 \One particular four-year-old prayed,
9 d* i3 q( h8 v, p6 C. }; q"And forgive us our trash baskets as6 g0 ^' H9 J3 @( \7 E
we forgive those who put trash in our1 _% P* D7 N) Y
baskets."
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3 Q" G9 p( [8 Z9 J' ZA Sunday school teacher asked her6 c0 n# r$ J" }- v4 f, E6 D
children as they were on the way to/ P `' p. G: {5 _0 K4 ]. o
Church service, "and why is it necessary( H T- N9 T6 d. _& B
to be quiet in Church?": x7 e( B0 }+ r# _: K6 P2 [+ K6 x" M
One bright little girl replied,
& n2 ]7 j) {4 i8 N1 r3 l"Because people are sleeping."& k* B# I& J: @6 p
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
2 V" r3 p& H1 e m: K2 Q$ Vher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.) T2 K+ h) U! D" l
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a; J, x, N4 C: _* n; F
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."7 u% z5 d. {- m% [, o7 E
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
1 V j5 S/ x. M- r8 p+ K; J Ssaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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- h0 @" y+ }- Q2 q4 Z2 }8 F/ KA father was at the beach with his children
) h+ c/ |9 \5 H2 d5 xwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
& c. n, o1 U9 w4 ~+ ~- Ggrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) B- `) |0 v5 z& g& nwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
: ]$ d v& h! ?& x"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
: a: S0 ^* M' f' U; i"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- G: x: b- `. O9 N% v) o* }6 ]The boy thought a moment and then said,! G* J7 X$ K1 q* @6 I; X
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.2 h) v/ `/ P; p9 Q* E, S
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old/ F, \6 ?# A) |# Q- ~
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the; e* P- o8 b4 _3 L1 |0 [
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The$ l6 f* [+ A# X
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."# ]' N9 i5 N* k# i8 }' ?
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head' \+ A! `* y- W$ M6 A- {$ n& E
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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% J1 q" p( `5 r0 ]% t# {5 nPeace, love and happines! |
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