可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
' M7 x0 V3 }: n. cAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
! s! C7 t$ Q: r0 M+ ?  ?"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
! r- w9 u- G0 Y* HI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
& s% A1 m' `+ C! Q5 x  ein the back seat of the car. His father asked
' n6 q% K  Y( z% phim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 z2 }! f  n* `, Qboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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+ o! U) `( F( F, H2 d2 j- b4 D# ]One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
! _( k: s9 \7 u% w$ Qbaskets."

+ A* X& b7 N, ~( }$ J! F) rA Sunday school teacher asked her
! B& t- {4 ?0 r7 ]: o$ l7 m8 Qchildren as they were on the way to
, O- l* z. M7 ZChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
- `+ ?" t( S; g0 P. BOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
% q: u& J! w0 D' S+ a# aher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
; t5 v, M9 ~6 s! xget the first pancake.
4 k# ?; n% |8 E! PTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
+ I% A# ^4 ~0 T% R+ F# gmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
  T( @  {, b, |  e* I! G: n3 J6 Gwould say, 'Let my brother have the
1 r' Q0 o1 z' B4 o. ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."
5 P& I2 X4 G3 s0 Q. v- D5 B1 {Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
- J7 ], t: H4 P! v, k6 Ewhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
- K' z3 r; K/ G3 O  I"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
; u' Z! f; z. R2 GAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
) A7 _* w( Q* V8 k- pblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* w! @# [1 O+ I" Cgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
/ r' e9 G' l: q) F7 o9 bpeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!

" u7 t4 L& H. c( Q+ F/ e" J7 LPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
7 l: K/ o# y; g9 f8 S5 s$ X; uVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
" r( U) e5 m5 r' Q% xI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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& S# w3 Z% G6 sRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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" f3 J4 n6 [# l好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


! K  @+ z7 d7 h3 `, }好好吃

5 J# t( c+ h9 g$ ]* Rha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) d) t5 S" U7 Z6 ?8 z. E7 VMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby