可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
# F6 _4 W+ z9 n' ^( p2 P* i0 h3 i"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 s% U9 N4 y& o9 f8 fHarold is his name.
9 X! x8 p# n! n0 PAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
6 p+ {) I+ d0 }1 @"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
5 W. U7 @, o1 w. @# j  QI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
0 J+ T! o# F6 f$ Z# u& a3 u& iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
* Q5 g* r9 S2 Gin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
" v2 {1 J" F' p) h1 v- E* Q( M+ nboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
$ n0 Y* K! w/ w5 r"Because people are sleeping."

+ w$ Q7 U$ s& A* G: _6 Y# ~A mother was preparing pancakes for
) w1 M6 q7 ]' Y) {, D/ m( v7 Hher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
' X5 M" R, ]* k! U; `% cThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
9 A9 S7 t  M, g% j+ b+ M; sTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
/ ^+ o7 g7 ^! H4 U1 r; z! g  kmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
4 I3 ^- g8 v* A! |4 hwould say, 'Let my brother have the
' w5 J; c& c9 _/ a5 P' K3 [- B& bfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
& `6 j) ]6 [& W3 `; O$ l5 X; yKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
( v/ B/ ?" L+ e( Xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 w1 t* `5 g" C8 S( I' V"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
3 T7 y$ o' ?5 L& `% b) {0 [: ["He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
+ G9 D" W& z5 m" `/ }  vThe boy thought a moment and then said,
8 h+ H/ r5 k5 i% q( t9 {4 }3 s"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
. s3 r/ H. E1 i1 Bdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 `9 l+ h/ v$ Qblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
+ B  }9 j1 y) m& V0 c% l" [# a4 X' CThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
  ]* h+ k: A' H# Q- ~' G/ rpeople to dinner?"

3 P- [' X+ h6 f9 v% E, A# P7 ZCheers!!!

' v" z3 B& I; y' V% K/ m( jPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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/ A# q5 k2 X  h2 R/ MRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
6 s' @9 t( g# U) Z' |; M, t/ a"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& D# x1 y; Y1 GMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
7 ~% g# n/ {4 Y% y6 `0 t"Don't be selfish!" I said.
0 \' [( _: b( N+ @3 r8 wMy boy's eyes turned ...

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* i6 p, j+ G; g1 [+ Y好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

" e. a3 _& h5 `9 _ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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, _, V; z" G2 D1 @Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

/ F  |( m, w/ Q  H9 q! wRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" `/ L% B1 T$ c8 }' C/ y0 _5 W"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby