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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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/ x+ l4 n' Y5 P7 \Harold is his name.
: H7 ]; N1 p4 k# N* dAmen."
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- W4 m, G% e* ~" ?9 R ?A little boy was overheard praying:: u( Q% o+ I7 b* _/ v9 k8 Y- w
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
0 l/ V$ B1 T/ _4 t. v; Gin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
1 o, V2 P, c3 p nin the back seat of the car. His father asked3 f, X6 l! Z4 N+ K1 e$ C. S# X
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
1 y: Y. K( f# T$ C6 kboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
: K$ `. r2 h# [6 hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted5 S/ k( u. N. |% J* [
to stay with you guys."; d m) T+ {! ]: p$ d, g
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One particular four-year-old prayed,& D: `% ?3 K4 S2 {- p
"And forgive us our trash baskets as4 ~, W Q1 `- b# ~% h
we forgive those who put trash in our
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8 {2 \1 G( r3 GA Sunday school teacher asked her
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Church service, "and why is it necessary' @: ^2 h+ |8 _
to be quiet in Church?"6 N, ^$ r0 \; A5 u
One bright little girl replied,, o' ]% @9 z% J; E4 m) t
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for) _* }- C+ a+ e4 d
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
- w* ]- w' l. q* p5 X, BThe boys began to argue over who would. X% Y6 d* M) [8 Q3 V% e
get the first pancake.3 v( U, w8 F4 y
Their mother saw the opportunity for a# q0 S! i# F) f/ J2 @. `+ W, {
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He" r* m0 z' U. b* d9 d6 l# P
would say, 'Let my brother have the
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$ S0 g3 R) P0 X1 @Kevin turned to his younger brother and- L$ m }3 m; Z& W% w! l% ^
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
8 V' D9 h7 I) i9 i4 p- m; V! ?) ?when the four-year-old son ran up to him," t! g7 X0 d5 ~5 M+ y
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
; `: l, \8 f' O) M" A. N3 p# b: wwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
j b" R' I; Z"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.+ T% p; j0 i$ }' D. o
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
3 t! }. n1 ]) [6 t7 e: ?The boy thought a moment and then said,
" ^2 f( n, Z( z& r( {; C- P"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.5 [# @/ L$ S# @) h1 J: n
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
1 G/ u6 Y8 Z9 p9 Xdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' s4 g" V. z0 X. [- e! }blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
# W, c7 K" `; g( Mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
+ O4 L; h: n* N/ k$ _- e- c) DThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
8 B; ]# }: r) W! x$ D2 [5 M! z+ wand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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( }+ z, L8 \* qCheers!!!' [2 k: T w E; M! @; w6 ]
+ f2 A% ~; m+ z/ f r' q# CPeace, love and happines! |
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