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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :1 f$ {& {% I h% O% n+ |
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,1 g2 s% S0 f1 g# D
Harold is his name.
' M7 x0 V3 }: n. cAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
! s! C7 t$ Q: r0 M+ ? ?"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,. A2 H. t! Y( z8 c
don't worry about it.
! r- w9 u- G0 Y* HI'm having a real good time like I am."! V/ f* p6 E( `( D3 W% W+ p8 Y- r
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After the christening of his baby brother3 n3 ?; ^5 P) j6 S7 X; `# K
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
& s% A1 m' `+ C! Q5 x ein the back seat of the car. His father asked
' n6 q% K Y( z% phim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 z2 }! f n* `, Qboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted7 `2 x, h3 v. \
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted' H# \2 I) u) ~0 t
to stay with you guys."
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+ o! U) `( F( F, H2 d2 j- b4 D# ]One particular four-year-old prayed,; W) C$ p! f1 q0 o+ s
"And forgive us our trash baskets as0 c. ?0 r5 M, u: ~( _7 o4 j
we forgive those who put trash in our
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+ A* X& b7 N, ~( }$ J! F) rA Sunday school teacher asked her
! B& t- {4 ?0 r7 ]: o$ l7 m8 Qchildren as they were on the way to
, O- l* z. M7 ZChurch service, "and why is it necessary9 V% Q; r+ G5 Z9 X
to be quiet in Church?"
- `+ ?" t( S; g0 P. BOne bright little girl replied,3 ^! A/ V9 b6 w9 ^' v* V# k
"Because people are sleeping."( A& ^4 @ ~- \7 ?& ]
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
% q: u& J! w0 D' S+ a# aher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.( k# ~% d- n( S* s) d
The boys began to argue over who would
; t5 v, M9 ~6 s! xget the first pancake.
4 k# ?; n% |8 E! PTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
+ I% A# ^4 ~0 T% R+ F# gmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
T( @ {, b, | e* I! G: n3 J6 Gwould say, 'Let my brother have the
1 r' Q0 o1 z' B4 o. ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."
5 P& I2 X4 G3 s0 Q. v- D5 B1 {Kevin turned to his younger brother and( \* R0 [/ { b
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
- J7 ], t: H4 P! v, k6 Ewhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,! N) {" z2 l) Z8 M' j$ g/ C( e
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore5 l# j+ q, k% t
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.9 U2 R$ U4 [' w' o
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.8 [ v1 T3 h5 e8 |( n
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.; E- ^+ k0 t9 H# e
The boy thought a moment and then said,
- K' z3 r; K/ G3 O I"Did God throw him back down?", M8 h A' k/ E0 v. E
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
; u' Z! f; z. R2 GAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old9 R; q- h m; Z: ]$ M, ~
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
) A7 _* w( Q* V8 k- pblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* w! @# [1 O+ I" Cgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."# d! O9 }+ B& @6 n' |2 A) j% j' t
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head1 f$ j5 v9 p( V" N6 g
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!9 _ F w/ {1 t2 [4 {& d
" u7 t4 L& H. c( Q+ F/ e" J7 LPeace, love and happines! |
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