可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
. E, }# b+ \4 l4 }' Z/ L& Z# A' dHarold is his name.
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+ ^- h& h5 y# A2 o" L  ~A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
/ I0 N! G6 Q' ]3 i- qdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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1 S6 S* [: O0 _$ _After the christening of his baby brother
6 u# j) O& v8 ^1 N& ~3 c* bin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
% ^: b8 l" T4 shim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
  v7 |7 b( ^2 A' W7 [  l8 e4 pus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
2 W$ U. u8 V3 t9 ~. ywe forgive those who put trash in our
' o2 B6 |4 R. K4 Cbaskets."

2 a4 F' z$ D9 G) K, i" nA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
: h4 A1 c) @* x; F# m$ kChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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: ]# O% Y* u; @& R# zOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
% f" X% `, U0 v3 ~6 R% Qher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
; E, {1 e) x/ K% p1 Bwould say, 'Let my brother have the
" ?7 r) q9 J+ y) tfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
1 M9 c6 z$ Z- ]. L8 A+ J$ I' _Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

! j! F. i" R" G- ?) WA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
" v0 L; h7 J2 W! Ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
! {0 n% m: l6 Q3 `  p/ o  d" \"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
  e* s9 H+ [; b"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
3 `5 G" \. F' A+ ?; K"Did God throw him back down?"
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* |0 Z5 _6 p$ AA wife invited some people to dinner.
0 _2 i- @+ B7 H* t: m7 X; ~5 D( j2 GAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
! y) P+ h3 P& }6 n, v- |% Bdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
( D1 U& S  Z. D* }girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
4 b5 o; Q( ?, _! y# G3 ]The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
3 F; s" X  a" ^people to dinner?"

# v2 l) Q2 o# l! f3 VCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
$ \7 D, X; c3 d3 s, B/ jVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

+ `! X: }  [" p& `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

$ |) I' w. w) L: ^' mRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 m/ }' g, T1 \1 d0 k1 k- \"Don't be selfish!" I said.
% c! W1 ~) o+ i' _3 A5 u0 F- AMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

) K- K# s/ D$ ^) MRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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" m8 I* b+ m4 l; ^" G# y. v' xRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ A: v2 c5 e' BMy boy's eyes turned ...

6 u3 p+ L* I6 `* H. y/ y2 CAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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, [" v) I% c$ `Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( y1 y9 s+ Q' [, v! OMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby