可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
: k1 ^2 m5 f* J4 z"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

' ~3 F# Z; L4 N4 MA little boy was overheard praying:
; Y8 ^# T, Z) G; v' p( O% M& n"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
0 Y4 |3 |2 }; \  i" SI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
$ o" g9 S# Y1 o3 t/ q; L: K8 jhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
' N" Q1 g8 }) y9 m/ sboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
5 n# A+ Q8 I/ y/ W, D$ |to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
' B3 _4 H7 r$ x; k. q" G"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
+ S  v" d+ e# \' w& v2 {( O0 y# OChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
; [8 J2 o* }! \1 V  {2 P& @; QOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
6 ^* K3 `7 I! kget the first pancake.
# o' }  E" {0 B( O9 w% vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
. }' N  W$ k, B' {1 vmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
5 d  x: T+ l% K( r) S% ~! ?when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 J9 X. G; c9 |" u" K  x, q; `. Qgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
4 {/ V# h! W+ |' E, A"Did God throw him back down?"
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9 X  R2 k: e& i% M5 _A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% w, V6 k6 d& Z! R7 S; }5 ogirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
# n( B( y, i. b) h4 Q& E* v3 E" @& nThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
3 y" k* t$ Q9 D, Land said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

. i; d: i- S  C$ g/ [, R3 K' }% MCheers!!!

7 K5 |- R+ U3 Z& y9 Q+ HPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

9 x. ]6 n4 L. M: m- W5 Maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
% x# \! ]' h# J- h$ ~$ uMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
8 A; m9 V4 t1 Q7 E) d: J; Z7 XI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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! S: k" ?9 H. J- K( Paha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* y3 r/ Y+ y; y. r' I; s"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& f  j# S3 u, eMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

" {& M9 p  f2 m; PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ I* ]+ G; L7 Z1 f4 z% UMy boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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. C/ o+ _9 ?0 y9 p3 K$ iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ `! X5 ~( R8 v/ w8 `! D1 Q: i& Y. HMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby