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pick the words and write the sentence down9 D- Q4 A, _+ _8 h' r( T4 i: Q
9 L0 w0 U# N6 [: k# ~mine's I sang to myself because I'm cool like that
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the month u were born in:
) S j, O, U+ b9 ^+ M* O2 SJanuary--I kicked
6 c4 P, j0 X1 y" P( D; C+ VFebruary--I loved
1 ?( l9 S q) P# WMarch--I smoked
+ `7 x, Q2 ~ L6 e6 x0 d3 Z9 gApril- -I dry humped0 {8 Z1 Y8 |! a$ P3 o
May--I choked on# U" N" e# C0 `- `4 q7 t5 p
June--I murdered
/ ?% b' X4 l2 g' WJuly--I did the Macarena with
; e; p8 R) U: RAugust--I had lunch with
( Q4 R, K; r5 M1 OSeptember--I danced with' m% L6 g( Q+ m- A! ]
October--I sang to
+ P! C" F2 R* S9 ?November--I yelled at
) P' F1 n$ m0 dDecember--I ran over8 x0 [0 x4 a1 H- x: B- }
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the date u were born in:0 q& J$ [& v9 F8 ]# s2 X
1-------a birdbath
2 C6 c8 t4 \' G" v9 h! A" W2-------a monster% O2 V: Q( U5 a
3-------a phone
* u+ n* d6 \: O4-------a fork0 A5 x- {+ Q! X
5-------a Mexican
$ p z% ?/ y7 S6 k; ]" S6-------a gangster( e' @6 N, _4 P- t0 h6 R/ M
7-------my cell phone
/ L7 q) }4 B0 H0 Z! n8-------my dog5 J6 Y4 Z m& |5 Q3 V
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
4 O9 L8 h! d5 o; f10-------my neighbour
0 J7 J1 K4 d4 T5 l, f# ?11-------my science teacher
6 Y8 X3 p* u! C1 S* _6 z# _12-------a banana
$ U2 U; c$ [, ?" S% p13-------a fireman3 V# W. w Q L+ y: x5 ~, h
14-------a stuffed animal
; G2 J$ ^& _" m5 {( k# ^9 h z15-------a goat& r8 \4 ]+ v) B- n6 w: k& J: S. [
16-------a pickle
% y0 e) u9 f$ P8 c- d17-------your mom' k0 {1 a, J L. U+ i6 k: F( p
18-------a spoon& r1 p. t. S4 I* _/ ^
19-------myself
6 `% X: A3 m2 Z' y20-------a baseball bat% P. F7 j+ s* W$ { Z# d. {
21-------a ninja
- @) p+ B' x3 S. [1 C8 O) @22------- Chuck Norris
, P e) z9 r1 x' m9 H( N23-------a noodle& I5 V S: O" w* b- @$ X
24-------a squirrel. c2 ]% S9 l+ @3 U! V' b+ ^. u6 R
25-------a football player
/ o" P) q% L& H$ r2 e% |26-------my sister! @. P+ m2 E% F' U2 z! j, h
27-------my brother; S: a9 _2 }$ Q
28-------an ipod |2 x9 w. L6 D$ }, N; o- V* M
29-------a permanent marker( ]+ o9 t- |! [/ u' k
30-------a llama: I7 ?/ V) o/ ^$ j8 m7 X' K/ V. l+ W9 D, o
31-------A homeless guy
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' b; ]$ W% ~3 [the color ur wearing:" y1 P3 ]# j' U( G! R
White----------because I'm cool like that# I% `, J( q9 G" d$ k; _
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Y) [% j( Q- |( F3 Q1 \, w$ pPink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.$ H# M7 U/ ^5 n* b8 h5 ^
Red------------because the voices told me to.7 Z3 D" q/ @* h! G( L [0 }
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want( s+ v8 S( q* u( g. a6 `
Green---------because I hate myself.
5 j$ E, V, v" t. C9 }5 I+ Y& ^Purple---------because I'm cool.
! h2 O5 \3 ]6 b; a$ |7 ?3 j* g1 p9 H! KGrey----------because I was drunk$ F6 ~8 c7 S/ R' ^% q8 p
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars% L) D1 R& V1 _4 d
Orange-------because I hate my family.
$ O* k5 R% x* v7 g( h" s! N" n8 t9 ABrown--------because I was high.( l5 D1 R0 [+ @: T
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
0 I8 f6 l6 ?* s1 c Y4 zNone--------because I cant control myself |
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