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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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( k+ q6 b, w. r+ u, @2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.) F* L& f, {) o, p
* Q9 Y6 o0 e" v6 m2 u; }4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. / ]( h, _8 g" b# d
% G# n: ]- s9 r7 w8 s+ c5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 8 T3 ^, P7 [, q1 n
1 N- I \) Z5 ]% B6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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) w! N2 [3 Q) E9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)* J( u! ^1 U# _) c5 O
2 r' q5 `3 @6 E/ f) I7 F10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.6 i' F, W* H' [
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 ; f+ z5 [0 f# S# p/ x Z& S8 R
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.. N; }) M6 \1 i% r. T3 W
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas., K2 ~# M+ }2 h4 h+ m' u' b
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your $ P! V! m: ]7 V5 b( A4 n
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