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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend., m/ h$ D( Q# Q3 ^) E }! g, }9 }2 U
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]$ Y, X, J- @. e" _+ _, D
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.( e0 ^/ s3 R, f& i3 k" | e# w
2 O' i3 g' I. Q: k4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 8 g* T' i' y \( z/ T
) Y" a& w) f1 n# U5. You use a down comforter in the summer. ' C8 l4 \9 E5 G
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a $ D+ R! u" I) {+ d. B% d! K+ v
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.2 p8 q& b6 t9 F% n# `5 q7 m# q: a$ A
. P) {& P8 v8 X; y& s8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.) |5 F9 T% [# J7 d% |) h
) g& S' V% p p W0 x, s9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.! t6 a. b% a+ \% e/ {
3 m1 x& F2 K N1 x0 F* k11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
5 I& l$ [; ~# G8 P8 z! Ytwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
( {$ Q. ?: \* {2 p) t(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
- }3 R, {+ y Tyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 % H" r/ [9 c ?4 m1 I
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.( ^6 v, M. m" w; s1 D3 m. R( j. r
8 I- p) t( N" g0 j( M14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
7 ~/ W# x- k# D7 G" K: ~friends from Alberta. |
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