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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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; m2 | D8 w) D2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]7 @3 i; [- ~+ |( F$ c
, t: s% u$ l/ _3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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4 b: ]; r7 Q U* Y2 n! ?. [- k5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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: A- G/ z9 C" U1 u# ^/ f* Q11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, ( q* f+ Y, Z; `% K6 \* `
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 5 A) k; }4 l8 M: x9 o) l! f& R) x
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.4 G! r0 [' G% N1 M9 }
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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8 Q4 b3 c# j- |4 T4 Q8 h14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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