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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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6 e$ L; S8 T5 ?5 v0 a2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]* _# b/ T. p. h7 L+ D
* V( M5 F" O9 W* b0 Y! e3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. + y$ n, V! r0 Y+ z! [6 {1 }
/ R% s+ ?9 V2 K. J- J5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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# u: u" m" y) r4 ~6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 0 O4 J3 K6 K, B4 g
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]/ ?( m1 r4 Y/ o9 O' L
+ f, S: g% i3 y( x. [1 ^8 u7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.# C- z* b1 G* D# x3 I+ b2 {8 b+ P
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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& g0 g _/ C' G! _: W9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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8 s& f6 C4 r$ i9 n10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.! H9 c( O/ I- N7 Y4 ]1 \2 e9 f
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
9 H( X0 G: E/ T$ ^7 utwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
; a: ^) k; B4 o- O( {" q, g(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
; E4 _7 @8 G" y. H) cyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
. L; v" D# b' e- I% ]Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.# ?; ^' v. Y" d2 M& z& K5 M U3 y
: l5 n0 Z5 S+ X1 N R& [% j13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.1 A8 o! s% w- i9 `
3 c7 U w; U q3 H+ d14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your & ]$ d% g' f; R5 K
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