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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)1 D, _# w' y, M1 B: C* e+ F: @
7 l2 j% f" c# e" V2 K6 m1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.! F& [, }( d* Y; S. k( r3 h( ]
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.& |, m1 f( P2 U
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.- u" R' [: p$ E' g/ x1 F: p; ?! ?
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.2 O% o9 S! `, X/ Z
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.& a" n! k+ f! Z/ n- `
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
- K. R2 |9 [# n- k; B5 a# ?7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed." {1 N, v' X3 |- z2 y% I$ _+ e
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. ! m0 |% l0 Z f6 [( o+ m; P1 M
% h% }7 e# B1 qMore if I have time ..
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