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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)( G( g# h: c3 S, L
% Y6 b/ h+ g5 P1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
9 `9 c5 n! ~2 X/ Y- m2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
( @9 q" a/ N4 Q, Q3 s3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
- S: q' w0 K, b! _$ J l* Z! W4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.# j9 U* s" @* t/ R4 ]
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
" }( ~' b" `# ^) O& g6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
8 E* j3 Z9 m k1 i4 C6 I5 l7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
9 p" p9 v% I4 M0 J: v8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. : z' ~* j1 z `+ N) h9 j s* i
2 O) I$ A7 P/ s/ ]8 tMore if I have time ..
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