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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)% ?( Y- R9 x7 b9 d# p
. C, y j" g, G# z2 H: i; C1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
: O/ y4 a% K7 q( |$ f* v2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.8 Z# {/ @ R7 o" \% o. j
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.) }( s f y1 w4 L" A; B
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.' T" }4 U% n7 b0 t
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.! M4 X' K6 ~; \% B) y$ L: s+ V
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.) `* B: ~% n6 {$ l5 y
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
2 S+ u# Y" N2 Y8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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2 \3 I7 ~& x: H7 t: I' e' pMore if I have time .. , \% z9 M% P: u/ o( y" ?" e
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