1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + ] ~- A* L$ N/ \+ @- |
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. E- n( M' k8 \" p/ B) O
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 ?# R% [3 a% J' t( Q6 \4 [
Not is you’re a chicken.6 B. P. Z# l: Q' ^, K
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?" d/ e6 l' Z$ X& m
The outside. * y7 O0 @* P; }( [' u! s) ?8 X4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? : Q) v8 m- m( {0 e& B Fry-day! $ J& k& L9 q- }" V; q9 a- F5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?8 k. w2 U( f* o
No idea. & o( K( ]5 L2 K) |3 @6.Why you go to bed? * c" g/ Q/ ]* Z# B2 [8 e4 \ Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表1 x8 G" j4 t& o. n, z+ W
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / T( u) l* Y- n' {, ` I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 9 v2 a! k' \" ~" a2.Is chicken soup good for your health?0 X9 t \! ~( F- y: V6 |4 J
Not if you’re a chicken. % b ^2 X1 U1 J7 H+ x+ t9 P; S3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 6 G7 q) y6 E; O1 i5 D9 v. ^1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) w, U" x, R# w# W9 P I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.& \' K7 t; N6 h" t4 W6 [ i, D/ n
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? " {+ T* s* [0 N+ V7 ~( S Not is you’re a chicken.9 t: {* O% Q& R2 Y; |0 X# Z
3.Which side of the chi ...
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