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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' B0 r+ X' k) R1 D! P2 _
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
6 o/ v" n1 G! _/ g% N( [& I0 W2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
$ e% q' O$ g: u' a; | Not is you’re a chicken.4 n1 o# d1 ~6 W m. O; u
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?9 {! X/ {: F+ I, T! I* k
The outside.
2 D, j/ s0 v1 z6 s4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
0 Q) x4 [! H8 ?+ j" ?! L9 X Fry-day!" m2 ^) L, K. H2 l6 n
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
, Z( u% L# x. U' g: c; P No idea.2 ?: \, H# K0 _6 |7 L) w. B
6.Why you go to bed?) j& v& C" A% D1 ?0 Z0 ~& x
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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