1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + M, |) ?& h4 _) h2 J R+ t
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ) n) b- F7 J9 Y8 A( E2.Is chicken soup good for your health?% _- ^7 t. M5 n# {* Z4 G+ f
Not is you’re a chicken.* t' g! B- w* H+ R
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? * A4 a3 ]: B7 \9 Q The outside.) g: o: t; [, _0 Q: F3 P0 h C
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?- c* M, ~3 _+ F I. \3 N
Fry-day!1 w2 o n! D- g" {9 t
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?6 O$ C9 I3 T0 _& k3 ?: A& l6 V
No idea.' M% f' p/ ^% G) Q4 i( J8 D
6.Why you go to bed? 7 a# a6 X7 M) |% Q8 p8 r7 K Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 " w9 m" m; _$ p# \( T1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) | c: w. e- I0 y/ h, U
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. r- ?: |- m5 g/ c3 R$ }4 o2.Is chicken soup good for your health?3 C6 C0 [% z4 o( n. r. @! O% t
Not if you’re a chicken. ' }0 o- H) E$ n/ E8 _% `2 B, s; p m3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 - F5 t5 p% t6 w) m' j" a1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 _6 C% W, D G/ F4 O I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.) N8 S$ X' J) a1 [! J
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?' X& h- m# X U5 m8 U" u
Not is you’re a chicken.9 |7 M: E% u# J# E
3.Which side of the chi ...
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