1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : d2 O5 g- k/ r% X ]. k9 x I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. " l( m' q( X0 H2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ]& ^6 ?: X E0 ~ Not is you’re a chicken. 3 B ^0 N) a+ h8 m, x3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 0 J) ^) M- s' F) r6 l2 D/ p) H The outside. 3 y9 x1 k* A. D: o1 }, l, D4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? ; P2 w# B1 g a& O3 K Fry-day!7 t/ V/ K, P3 V6 r8 m
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? * b0 H7 w7 P! e$ Z! r( `$ q No idea. 4 Z; L+ V; I& @! b* a3 V9 L7 p6.Why you go to bed?- {# c. I8 }7 D
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表: T; z5 ~& A! E2 G+ o; p
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + o6 D, M4 s$ K& x' }
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. + s2 j% _) J8 |( u6 Z3 d2.Is chicken soup good for your health?( v8 H7 ~* U" L5 U
Not if you’re a chicken. 0 Q. l5 j i- e- X3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表+ \+ N; s i2 Y% K6 C$ O
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + I! y7 v+ T; R( p8 C3 \4 ~ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. + W x* d- `* A- n' m. Q& W$ w& i2.Is chicken soup good for your health?% k" O* T) E5 v/ W7 g+ |
Not is you’re a chicken.1 p* n4 I# O3 D1 C. U
3.Which side of the chi ...
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