1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 i* r+ J8 W, h* Z+ Z4 Q/ ^6 M I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 2 C0 u9 O5 a1 [0 @& C+ D2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 7 E5 N. o, x6 I Not is you’re a chicken. 9 H. \9 J; \. b9 v1 ?$ Z2 p* j3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 6 k" X5 i- P/ b$ C2 d The outside. + w# J% k W' s8 n4 v& W8 V0 ^4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?7 f* z& G, x; {8 y
Fry-day! 6 V; O) Y4 x; \; d1 B: ~5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?+ T; b* k) ^& p) P6 x7 s7 P
No idea. : `2 o, E9 z/ t6.Why you go to bed?* f8 L+ K8 a x3 h- Y
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表% j% L8 g. t p/ f' i& J
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? , ]% G8 b8 m2 u3 w
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 6 _/ \: g% |" p# X4 P6 w2.Is chicken soup good for your health?4 r8 ]! k) A, A, C
Not if you’re a chicken. 5 q# a/ t' k+ H2 ]! Z! v1 i3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 + N9 Q2 k V( i( m9 u( h# `( A1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * i. ?% p2 B9 k" y$ R
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.1 f0 I# M5 N' T+ f& F) ?
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 7 E! f) Q, X" r: G4 ^ Not is you’re a chicken. ( d; Q) X3 W8 p" C: j3.Which side of the chi ...
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