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2.Is chicken soup good for your health?# N; M$ D9 Y2 l$ `; s
Not is you’re a chicken., L% }1 |# v+ u H
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? # @8 Z; y/ G: O# Q* F6 _ The outside.! Q( \1 v9 [9 N; r
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? F9 n H* R5 w8 }0 V4 x
Fry-day! . D! U! E$ C0 D0 v: T+ ^8 D- U5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? , e B/ g [1 j No idea. , F0 t1 s3 s. ]' F6.Why you go to bed? ; d' J% Z4 K/ [& e: O, V) ?4 V2 l Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ( y, m7 M# Z8 R& c1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 n& n( F7 b3 f9 I7 X' e I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.0 S8 }4 @/ ?1 W' E- C4 E
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? . S% w1 g/ L" m* I Not if you’re a chicken. ' Z7 E7 b" A& p$ Y% @% [' _1 h3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 ! K6 v6 K2 ]. z. _. X' i1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 6 V1 c9 r' `8 O" Z2 `2 s9 r7 x I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." P4 u2 z0 ?' e: q d/ G
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ' b4 l8 z7 J9 S! }9 ^ Not is you’re a chicken.# [) k% H3 G# C; R$ `' j* u
3.Which side of the chi ...
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