Curious white kid asked, "hi newday, why do Chinese people have 12 zodiac animals?" ( z, ^# c7 A9 o5 P0 L2 L# q1 l ; x+ I: N# Y( O* q$ L- zNewday replied, "they were chosen because they are the most popular choices on our dinner menu." % D+ c9 X; ?0 f, A" N & u& S- ^2 I/ L) H- D3 ]/ FWhite kid runs away ...