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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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8 e( i9 ^8 `- q* QA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ' @% m: B) H# r7 ~* r m. `7 X
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. # L- [* z8 }- `; \" _
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 4 O- c& G, W, W# v- x7 I! R
7 M0 s! }9 L3 a+ G3 z8 q) Y- fThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
; G# W$ B4 y* _Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. $ @- k6 k7 A1 w% S
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. # }) z/ L6 ?* P
" W3 d. l: A4 M1 x; S"But it's not for me to question his story.
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0 G1 D+ I, K9 g% t# Q( b; {"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." # @/ @" _0 H% _! S& s( K8 \
4 O+ g6 [: B6 Q: H# s+ hShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. % v( Q, H' \- u4 m
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 8 T5 ?9 r* d' ~( `& ]1 u
+ E+ _, f: ~6 \; j) _" o- O! n5 I7 x"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." ; P; t5 U H; o& U# _+ r0 L/ ^9 Y
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. & X0 y8 `: X6 }3 L) ~
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. o$ I7 i x0 Q) M3 M
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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