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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。% V1 l6 r: w; R4 S
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece I. b3 ~/ q8 D$ \& t6 G9 j: {
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ! K1 K: _: }% c- P' B, X8 m8 G
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 3 t$ Z7 ` N/ n
( B$ L6 n, K& Y& G5 u' G: }The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. * l5 i9 b$ h2 x
* A. r4 v0 X) J! ^Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
! f" p1 G4 b9 w6 fLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. # B+ @2 x& R( y& w1 y
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 8 Q/ e. ?" h4 }
7 V5 h* D( @$ T' Z I"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ; `) z+ f0 S {; V; T5 K# r' f
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 8 a1 z, D, B9 _+ ]; a
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( ?+ ?( K" H5 X+ q( X"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 0 K: p. x3 T% j" _1 K$ V# g1 v2 H
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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& l( ?1 K- A& A2 U1 y, a" y* }Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. " R( `, k# u9 }% S
! g H4 s" ?1 ?9 gA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ) j! l+ q9 V3 y+ Y* X5 Q/ B
3 f, \9 Q; v7 O1 t, t/ b"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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