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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。, K( ]3 ~( d) T _
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0 @5 H. r7 \% c5 hA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 8 t' m; c3 _" P; x6 c( p5 J$ p
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 2 K3 W2 O$ f9 {- y2 p: w
, v4 Z" o7 |* _ ~1 nHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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+ ~" y" J" ?! B" TThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ) g/ s _+ ^! e* j2 B2 p
# \- r C P/ W# mThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 0 n6 p; D, B$ J9 m1 S9 W( i
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
! C# i' y* V K+ B( @Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
8 s2 o* G) P9 h" ?. n$ }+ IA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 8 `& Q$ \: V/ \! K* m
- f. {' w `5 F# X& b! B"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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. ?: A9 r8 a) T/ G; V( S% d"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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