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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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% r, Y! r, X2 u ?4 t' _/ ehttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
& z$ k9 S$ L* r% M# {3 n/ H2 rThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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+ \. W$ n+ |$ |* L3 ?He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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6 u/ ^- j6 x/ V; [; GThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. . K- k* Q/ S2 q% W* n
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 3 F' g) Q+ S" W/ Y# N
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
2 f$ T) S ?: \7 ZA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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. O: A( P1 t/ x/ n: B"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ! a: [0 j- \0 G8 @
/ q& L3 b9 C/ W% o% `( E; FShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. - p7 b+ f* D R: g
3 C2 Z! s7 [- t3 ?$ n$ RMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. - O$ p A) H/ T
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4 J! |/ X1 r2 ^0 R" B& {! G: W"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. ) n5 |+ j' S2 P. ~# t* J6 S3 ^
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." ; O. V: [$ H0 l5 ?
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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( A9 @- s1 z4 U2 A& q( R3 sA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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