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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。$ s' d# {, E. b8 @9 G; K4 b
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
5 y b9 X6 w. R Y6 ?The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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* D( V- c9 a3 nHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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. {# ^, \! { HThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. % f. E" j7 A' H4 o
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. $ g2 s1 h5 ?8 p6 b' _; r- y; p9 A
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
, Y' Q6 a* x6 L9 ^" uLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
# ^+ O9 `! j, @, p" n- s/ }A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 1 c6 Y' x( O& G! Q
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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9 j- O# c. c8 I6 l1 o: K1 H"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 4 m# Q& S8 n1 f! B( t2 Q) z+ J
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 2 i' Z: O: e! V' b
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 3 Q! v0 n* w9 {; M# `
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. / C1 h9 K2 A' D/ R( L3 ~
, r" X& \. M& z) ^, `) O6 w2 V* kA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ! L. a# ~' i U5 R
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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