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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。8 D6 I2 k; w% _1 |: D: k$ w" v: [
5 U+ k5 a, M) y4 E" i6 V$ jhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece. Q6 Z. ^ E+ c$ p3 _
7 B. {+ {) S% d- { SA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
( ` J9 l8 }5 O5 f6 J7 v" HThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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: S" p- l# |8 e2 t& O% MHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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7 }+ |8 o3 [$ B0 }8 y. rThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 9 Y, W4 {7 E) j
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. . T1 L8 _4 V \- H# S8 g! T
8 h* {" p, v8 F* i, OOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
, Q8 C$ V3 r4 j4 n1 [8 d, gLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
) L" @4 O% ]2 S& N6 V4 R0 n) j8 UA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. , |) N! o' `) g) b3 c
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"But it's not for me to question his story. + D4 g% b5 @, v% x8 F3 F( e
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." $ r8 K( g4 n+ `
6 a0 F. r% E8 c: Q( {+ E2 oShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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$ m' P, E/ _5 D" p0 OMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 0 x% n0 h# h2 ~" a2 ]
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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- d A/ S+ }& F! @A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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