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发表于 2010-12-10 09:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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3 \0 w3 x! V# ~http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece* j* C; w1 o+ u7 B3 M: I4 y

4 d: r9 I& x) Q9 nA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ( h0 c2 ~8 F; ?( P: Q/ Q7 v
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ! B  ]5 D+ B6 Q0 x# V0 U2 ~

  |7 T: @3 l/ f/ {1 }+ j# qThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 5 V0 [6 G7 O9 k* m. N+ X( ?
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
6 I% ?  t8 H& t1 P5 t, c) {A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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2 x, j) R9 f( }+ \- T  v% u# H"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 5 D1 C4 w  s, A; o' t, T

+ M. t$ I1 ~4 I/ I. x" i/ L0 p! @/ QShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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8 w! L5 N8 h3 R+ |) ^% m% Q! fMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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2 J6 {5 Q" n& x6 b" h7 m"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. - m' p  z( x1 F: f

; }7 D( {2 A) v, U, s$ W- a5 Z"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." . J6 R' `- {% O2 x9 K

* Z: J& ]7 n, s1 h, j7 b" m$ F9 }  HHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.   G( N/ B  m5 @% C* i
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."
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发表于 2010-12-11 06:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个牧师跟这个不分高低。(是一个金属罐子)7 L5 o0 w% y- g( U! b

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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-13 16:03 | 显示全部楼层
嘻嘻。(偷笑)
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-16 17:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
信耶稣,奇迹现
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2011-2-5 13:26 | 显示全部楼层
[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/8 f+ J$ O3 ]! m6 _

0 T0 h- l% e! i- G, MGod punish her yourself.
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 14:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
退不了,因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/1 c  [1 z' X: q! V0 l
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God punish her yourself.
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:54 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
太无能了。
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发表于 2011-2-5 18:42 | 显示全部楼层
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-7 00:00 | 显示全部楼层
水牛都得不了,莫说永生了。
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