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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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! Q) B) U, q W8 x6 I- o4 o2 J. V( X1 rhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece o- g. Y, [% L x, l6 b& r
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
0 I, C# B, v4 F$ M( j; |: OThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. : w9 H1 \% a) V/ {
- I S* ?3 `( p9 c W! z' tThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. - {# k \3 N7 L" E) C
* a& @8 d1 b, v$ }+ iThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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, }. A; q9 h5 ]( SOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. : f$ v+ F; m1 v9 o' K6 r, X8 ^
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
9 L+ _8 j0 y5 }+ m* {' wA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 7 M; A! ~4 F2 f5 J$ K
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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# [& N- I9 @7 u+ R$ @: q/ Y5 T% s"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." " o% f. m3 ~3 x' p4 P# B8 s
9 r0 }# a `& u3 Q' uShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 8 J8 o! U$ D. x" x* I8 [0 i3 H8 G
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. , l6 g) B# L' f, T& n
+ u o0 D0 b c1 n"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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