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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left. $ u; b3 H$ R9 E4 ^9 n/ Z, {
Suddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.
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# k/ z5 \5 Z/ g) r"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.
: u( c4 H, g8 d$ T" ~3 Z; q"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.+ t3 t0 ~$ j# p. R
3 |+ k; @) p. z1 _* J, |"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.
6 h* `% Q0 }0 U/ g0 S! ^+ P- ~* m1 D% T- {Ten long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir.", s: J5 G, S% u& Q1 }
"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.
2 c k# w5 x( D9 W1 r"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."
. N% _# l8 R% G0 f3 vI think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.* T1 @2 N; I3 v$ _! L0 ]- a; Q
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"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"0 `; R" x2 I. l8 M
"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'. p; e! U p" H( l6 X% u E
Then I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"3 R+ X7 c9 s. N9 _4 C
- s+ `2 `0 {4 ~( {$ n1 zWe both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.4 c9 d. d$ q) s
The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.
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I look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."
1 W8 m7 w/ s; I% y) {1 B/ N/ @1 l1 @Then I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."3 X4 B" S3 l+ h2 p" p7 x6 T
) |0 M3 q) S+ X5 m! kWoo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."
+ z2 X! q. J5 x"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."
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Oh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."
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So I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.
+ U# g: q- T3 _2 v; g) XMy wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it.", t$ t! A: f7 S
, I* Y4 R3 j4 `; U: V; G" n I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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