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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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8 F7 I" p( y3 r+ L" ]8 O3 C' u"Is that you Fred?" 6 O8 T5 ^. n) c! p% V& B
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." " ?0 @/ W1 U! Z
* T. t# c k6 {" K+ b7 @' M9 |"What is it like?" , C8 ]# l9 a8 i [% j$ M3 V' D
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " - e) a( I9 a2 B5 E" `
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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