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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." * B( i" v4 V/ G# D0 q1 P5 ^2 Z
6 K7 Y, |, U* }9 n$ G9 g% d"Is that you Fred?"
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) v& v, c' q6 n) F2 L"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 0 P9 v# e; ^, B) u4 h
6 l' O1 ]7 T+ n"What is it like?" 0 N3 o$ g4 g" f/ _
: d7 s. Z7 r7 F5 ^0 q"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " , H6 Y" s' V- V6 @) X# p- z
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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