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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. - w) r1 k. U+ U6 }6 Y0 ~
D3 f2 T5 `0 o6 W$ r+ S"Mary... Mary...." 4 B: e0 D( k# Q; Q) i
7 G: ?- V2 a! d& ~5 G/ h"Is that you Fred?" 7 Q* G& i8 s* E; w5 b
, t4 q9 F1 m! s' R+ I7 h% G$ i"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." & Z6 e6 N' k" L, N- d7 I+ E+ T% }) I
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"What is it like?"
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2 S: S! C1 Q7 `) l, N7 U"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " . O, p4 S" j4 r9 W
4 `) Q9 A' j" [* q9 f. X( i. g"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 2 f# A8 T' V' T( n8 E
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