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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 0 M, P7 a+ v6 w
1 V! w. a, p5 u6 p9 v"Mary... Mary...."
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) `# {( `' l* q$ q$ U"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 7 P5 ` ?1 u! ]0 a: `" K8 M0 i
$ o/ c! h8 H* ?5 W. Y8 O"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ~" o4 G) d2 Y) ~( @* u
, d8 w7 G" T! Z3 W% ^"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." w# Z" W; U; O8 l: h5 t9 W6 j w
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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