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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. * `7 G, A1 G# p' f' G0 V
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, |9 `) V2 Y7 U$ ?$ O"Is that you Fred?"
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9 E# v6 w$ j6 m- @ I"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." - Z# a) ~3 g1 w% V7 _* Y; h) U2 ^
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"What is it like?" " n: \7 ^& ~( K, F5 P" x! ?/ @
g+ \0 e/ d8 a( h* n- }"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " * F, `% @/ D' v$ F8 h5 w) R4 B8 P& E
$ r/ d1 v% O" G* |8 ["Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." $ X0 h! @( i9 Y6 h B
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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