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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. $ D) T: r) m: Q! U
' R$ O. {1 `/ i2 R"Mary... Mary...."
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# R; k4 R' q5 J! E! M"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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Z3 z- v3 @7 x8 M"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ( r- ]$ \! P% b. c$ }* L d" C/ e$ i
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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