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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. $ s# l! _" L9 Z2 W# @4 A
# q0 u5 Z+ r" ?0 f) l9 ?3 R* O" y"Mary... Mary...."
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0 |' x J: c" e% X"Is that you Fred?"
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5 N( b4 J& e: f9 f8 k+ f& k0 o0 V"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." " Y# h$ q7 f" X9 n& T+ t+ p% \) d0 _: ?
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"What is it like?" 0 p3 f, Z% {1 |8 i. a4 O9 w5 e" S
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " $ @, l+ T3 s, g2 s$ }# r
* L% [, T) w$ m$ f"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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