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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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& V1 U3 c' T# I0 E# _"Mary... Mary...."
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' M) P! {4 o5 t# G( g"Is that you Fred?" % z+ j4 Y/ R: B! ~3 ~
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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( I3 f$ G% @, F$ m, C"What is it like?"
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2 Q; ^) @" s3 I9 w0 ]"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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3 k" A' p7 ^& o* a9 ~+ e! {- m+ H"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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