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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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, [' ~, [! R. W/ E, l! v+ k"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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7 |, q/ c3 a! {; x: j"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 6 l7 m0 H; g/ W+ [' N
# K3 }: R* B( j& w" x"What is it like?" : N( [) g3 q9 W5 D1 ^
* k& x! D" t! Y5 u# _6 u"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." : A/ ~2 E) R! P+ M9 C1 ?* m
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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