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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." 1 `* r4 V0 n, \! j& R
. M9 c" H& a6 O. F7 L"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. 4 }1 W' Y8 L G+ a/ T; ?6 ?( u) J
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. ; D; R9 F5 k+ d0 O2 s" B
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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"So, what's your problem?" & K; J, p# }2 n0 X4 C
7 q' w2 p. H" X" W$ L9 L"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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